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so that didn't work

anyone care to help a bored bloke show the world his site that hasn't been made but should be?

(AndyM, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:40, archived)

new improved mobility

(McGints, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:39, archived)

bargain

clicky

(Esteban, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:38, archived)

it's an

animal storage unit

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:40, archived)

My web page

havent got a clue how to put up my web page - either someone let me know or just go to

us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/15815b23/bc/pix/girlsontoyswebpage?bcwAbu8AJheMJ_5S

(this is where i need to know about html right?)

(AndyM, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:38, archived)

hmmmmm

we just had pancakes............ =)

(redifusion, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:31, archived)

soz,

just had to share that with you........

(redifusion, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:40, archived)

do you feel like telling us

about them in verse?

(

crab_bloke), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:44, archived)

howz this?

we've just had some pancakes
i hope this is the last hymn
shake shake shake shake shake dog shake
a fly grasping warmth while perched on an integrated circuit

(redifusion, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:53, archived)

nice

very post-post-modern

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crab_bloke), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:56, archived)

here's one about the pot noodle i just had

there'll never be a food'll
outdo the humble noodle
for a person or a poodle
every chick and dude'll
give up what they've got
for the lovely lovely pot!

(cold, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:57, archived)

Yay!

Definitive 21st century poetry.

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crab_bloke), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:00, archived)

definatly

beats my piss poor effort!

(redifusion, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:02, archived)

An Ode to the Quantity of Noodles in your lunch

Oodles and oodles and oodles and oodles,
And oodles and oodles and oodles of noodles

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crab_bloke), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:02, archived)

here's a doodle of the noodles

(cold, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:15, archived)

Woo! Wow!

And channel 4 are wasting time with documentaries about Andy Warhol when there's beautiful art like this in the world.

Marvellous!

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:32, archived)

B3ta Panto Suggestion

Yes, it's Jack and the Bee Stork.

I'll get my coat.

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crab_bloke), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:09, archived)

I'm gonna make a Thora Hird one

http://www.dickface.net/BM2001_1.html

(russellsprout, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:06, archived)

More cats in gas masks

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jdtg06, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:03, archived)

Don't forget the dogs

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mrbrong, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:17, archived)

Oh, ok

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jdtg06, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:28, archived)

for fans of frank zappa

here's my flash video for zombie woof.
(i got a bit bored towards the end though.)

(cold, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:02, archived)

i could tell.

still, it was woo as woo can be!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:33, archived)

Gas Attack !

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jdtg06, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 9:49, archived)

He needs a sidekick on his lonely vigil

Hi ho tubcat

(sasquatch, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:11, archived)

.....

w00t!

(redifusion, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:15, archived)

terrrr

iffficcc

(Esteban, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:37, archived)

Lunch

I just made myself a chilli
It was really very nice
I ate it with potatoes
As I hadn't any rice

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crab_bloke), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 9:47, archived)

For My lunch I had "Which is better?"

Sandwich Vs Potato [Potato]
With Cheese Vs With Beans [With Cheese]

pretty lucky really, as I hate beans.

(

rob, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 9:51, archived)

Re:

I'm glad you liked your chilli
Sounds like it tasted cracking
I'd ask if you would send me some
But I can't think of suitable packing

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:12, archived)

I could box it up in tupperware
And send it through the post
You could put it in the microwave
And eat it with some toast

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crab_bloke), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:33, archived)

i usually eat veggie chili with toast.
but i'm not really trying to boast.

(que, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:48, archived)

My chilli's got meat in,
Though I'm not competing

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crab_bloke), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:03, archived)

lunch

hrmm I think I'm going to have some good ol' central Texas Barbecue today.. Mmmm my stomach's growlin just thinkin about it.

(Idyll23, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:15, archived)

Did you know that

Whacking only scored 48%, whereas Wanking scored 52%.

Use this information wisely.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 9:45, archived)

FLIBZ! GOOGLEWHACK

[ stuff deleted coz it made the board look really nerdy ]

(nix, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 9:31, archived)

score too big?

maybe my score was too big!

(nix, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 9:32, archived)

Wow, cool.

I'll go look.

BTW - Sometimes easier to mail errors to [email protected]

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flibz, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 9:39, archived)

Oh, hang on

It's a six word whack. They can get some massive scores.

You score:7.87062375984E+051
or 7 and then 51 '0's is
probably a bigger number than access can handle...

I could hold the scores as text, but then they wouldnt sort properly...

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flibz, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 9:43, archived)

Thanks for deleting the nerdy bit btw

It was sneakily revealing my data structure too ;)

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flibz, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:13, archived)

Flibz

All your links gawn down. You're just too poplar.

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pabulum, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:17, archived)

Woo!

Thanx to all B3tans who photoshopped my (pissed up) pic of me. Marvellous...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 9:13, archived)

from the penguin catalogue

(Esteban, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 9:10, archived)

Nacho's lovely munting page has

made me redesign this. Can you spot yerselves anywhere?

The Munters

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 9:08, archived)

are naco & crab bloke a couple

are they?

(

rob, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 9:10, archived)

Not sure about

that, but Tartrate looks decidedly pre-barf.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 9:20, archived)

too

many mallows for that big guy.

(Esteban, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 9:25, archived)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT! I didn't even see it till now.
THAT'S GREAT.
Tartrate didn't puke by the way, but when that photo was taken he did have 18 marshmallows in his mouth.

(Nacho, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 15:30, archived)

the rangers new 2002 model

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breel, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 9:03, archived)

well

(Esteban, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 8:54, archived)

Why the FBI can't find Bin Laden!

Cos theyve spelt his bloody name wrong!!!

http://www.fbi.gov/mostwant/topten/fugitives/fugitives.htm

Before i make i tit of meself, it is "osama bin laden" isnt it?

(

andy206, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 8:53, archived)

I suspect he's known as both

Usama / Osama being a phonetic approximation of word from a non-Roman alphabet.

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rob, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 8:59, archived)

yay!

I love it when I'm right.

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rob, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 9:01, archived)

Are all my posts vanishing?

If so, why?

(MattDP (Squiggle), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 8:37, archived)

Hi Matt

Last time the image was posted multiple times, and presumably they all got deleted by mistake, instead of just the duplicates. You can avoid this problem by just pressing submit once- it takes a while sometimes, but it does work.

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crab_bloke), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 8:45, archived)

We can be a little enthusiastic about deleting duplicates ...

... as there are a handful of people in different rooms with the admin rights to delete.

B3ta is an entity, however the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.

It's safer that way. (Need to know and all that.)

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rob, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 8:47, archived)

HaHa

I deserve it for being such an idiot. I've been around long enough to know better.

The 'DP' isn't in the username for nothing ...

(MattDP (Squiggle), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 9:05, archived)

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