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gaydog to the rescue

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breel, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:36, archived)

now this is a real gay dog

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breel, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:28, archived)

help me...

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bazman, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:14, archived)

I really don't know...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:58, archived)

(Esteban, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:55, archived)

I am still not

worthy.
I prostrate myself before the author of this madness.

(bluemerle, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 15:23, archived)

bless..............

(redifusion, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:10, archived)

Chthonic... woo, yay, and other terms of respect

I first saw "Which is better" last night... but it now seems to have gone totally mental. The new game seems to be to throw in random messages to your mates and see if they spot them...

Respect is due - this is one of the best things on the net ever.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:48, archived)

Ive been watching the total entries

number shoot up all day - we're about to hit 25,000 entries.

Now I've got to work out what to do with all this data :)

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chthonic, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:32, archived)

Try and internalise it into your psyche

you will be the wisest man alive

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crab_bloke), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:50, archived)

enter it for next years turner prize

I suppose you could look a frequency to spot any obsessions/trends.

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rob, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 13:10, archived)

I spent half an hour on it this afternoon...

spotting various mates slagging each other off in the recent history list. Some journalisto mates LOVED it... don't be surprised if you get a mention in the Sunday Herald this week!
Anyway, it went up by nearly 1000 during that time.

I'll take the data off you and do some pointless but entertaining analysis, if you can't be bothered!

I suspect you'll find just about every christian name in the country vs just about every other, and a lot of having sex with [insert name] vs [insert horrible physical suffering]...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 15:53, archived)

Sorry, I missed the link

Pls can you put it up again.

Ta.

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Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 4:34, archived)

revenge of the Bunny that was curried

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breel, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:46, archived)

Eek!

Does it sing punk songs?

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crab_bloke), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:58, archived)

what like nevermind the balti

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breel, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:05, archived)

No. He's their manager

In a davros-bunny-malcolm mclaren kind of way.

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rob, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:14, archived)

Ah, Malcolm

McLaren. The Louis Walsh/Stock, Aitken, Waterman of punk rock. Hasn't anyone killed the lying, leeching old fucker yet? I wish they would...

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helmetcream, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:30, archived)

If MM had 10% of the talent of Pete Waterman

then he might have made some cash, rather than column inches.

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rob, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 13:28, archived)

Hooray!

http://www.sodding.com/

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AndyK, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:40, archived)

Heh.

Now when you get nagged to cut the lawn, you can just say "sod it!"

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:44, archived)

hope it works this time

last try
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/15815b23/bc/pix/girlsontoyswebpage?bcizbu8AzA3IJ_5S
[changed to URL as inline from yahoo does not work. please change host!]

(AndyM, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:34, archived)

nope.

you need a different host I think. Can someone advise him?

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rob, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:35, archived)

I use

15megs.com

No complaints from me.. works a treat.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:38, archived)

i can see it fine

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spacefish bong!, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:47, archived)

RE:

arse - hoped it wud be easy, ah well. will look at 15megs.com sometime - totally free space??

just a bit miffed it's not been put on the front page :-(

(AndyM, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:58, archived)

It can't go on the front page

if it is hosted on a site that blocks external links to images

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chthonic, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:35, archived)

15megs.com should do him fine...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 15:26, archived)

my poem

there was a young man from worcester
who hurried from work in a fluster
his bike had been nicked
by some stupid prick
with a big yellow feather duster

hmmmmmm Nite all!

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andy206, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:23, archived)

Another poem

There once was a poet from Tring
Who's poems lacked only one element.
He tried all the time
To make the words fit
But the lines were too short

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MartinH, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:42, archived)

And in a similar vein

There was a young man from Tralee
Who was stung on the hand by a wasp
When asked if it hurt
He said "No not a bit,
it can do it again if it likes".

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:31, archived)

FaceCake.com

Sorry this is really naff, but i have about 10mins before i have to leave work and i just HAD to squeeze one out!

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andy206, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:18, archived)

I was

going to make a comment about squeezing one out before the end of work... But that would be juvenile :-)

I'll get me cloak.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:59, archived)

i just wanted to say

that the rabbit page is yay

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spacefish bong!, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:17, archived)

i second spacefish

the website is swish

(nic*, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:19, archived)

i agree with nic

it makes me wanna *click*

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andy206, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:28, archived)

please dont agree with andy

if it'll make you get all randy

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andy206, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:29, archived)

i should be okay

i'm not too frisky today

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:40, archived)

i just wanted to say

thanks - your poems have made my day.

and you're all better at it than I am. Bugger.
I mean, umm, yay!

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pep, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:06, archived)

This is my second go at Photoshop...

I have ideas but lack talent (and me visual quickstart book!)

[AHA! mended by Rob. the file name had capitals in it, and the link didn't]

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Sam, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:17, archived)

Forgot to say....

Bears Minge slippers £2.99 Woolworths.

Warm, Comfy and one size fits all....

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Sam, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:29, archived)

but are they

pre-lubricated?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:41, archived)

Yes...

With Ghee.

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Sam, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:14, archived)

ahh ghee

such an underrated greasy buttery substance

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pete, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 15:06, archived)

my two favourite things combined...

here

[changed to link, as inline didn't work]

aha got the bastard! - cheers Rob

(AndyM, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:17, archived)

still doesn't work

has anybody got any hosting advice? i'm out of touch.

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rob, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:22, archived)

Always

Serve Ferrero-Roche
Fine Wines
Eggs in a line
and a bucket of Brine

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Sam, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:25, archived)

I just had toasted crumpet,

And a lovely cup of tea.
so I thought i'd write about it
On Beta (with a 3).

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:09, archived)

I love my dog and he loves me

and that's the way loves supposed to be.
But when it comes to having sex,
"It's not for me", says my dog Rex.

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rob, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:13, archived)

That poem made me laugh out loud,

It really is a winner,
I think that my new favourite game,
Is poems about dinner

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crab_bloke), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:14, archived)

I'm glad you liked the poem

about my culinary adventures.
The crumpet was delightful,
but the jam stuck to my dentures.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:16, archived)

"Laughed, I nearly bought a round"

I like these rhyming jinx
I think I'll stick to poetry
cos my photoshopping stinks

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:23, archived)

I'm not that fond of jam myself

No, marmalade deserves,
To take its place upon the throne,
As king of fruit preserves

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crab_bloke), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:23, archived)

i've listened to your arguments,

and though you may be right,
preserves have no defence against
the power of marmite.

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spacefish bong!, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:26, archived)

You have a point spacefish my man,

It's undoubtedly so,
That marmite is a terrible,
And a mar-mighty foe

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crab_bloke), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:35, archived)

For me there's nothing magicker

On toast, it's like "Hey Presto!"
To spread upon your heated bread,
A healthy wad of pesto.

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binster, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:04, archived)

I'm sorry binster but pesto,

Does not do it for me,
I'd rather have a slice of ham,
And a lovely bit of brie

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crab_bloke), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:48, archived)

But have you thought of lemon curd

as contender for the trophy?
Despite the fact it looks like phlegm
and makes me feel all bowfy.

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:37, archived)

My Grandma sent me lemon curd,

When I was a young student,
We threw it out the window though,
Which really wasn't prudent

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crab_bloke), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:43, archived)

You have 20 seconds to comply

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SqueakyG, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:09, archived)

ED 209 lives

That's rocking.

Can you make it dance? I certainly can't.

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binster, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:05, archived)

(Er...

...that was meant to be a pun on cats having nine lives, not a bizarre unrelated Elvis Lives kind of statement.

cough)

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binster, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:06, archived)

Whilst testing my new toy, I found this...

The Pepperer's Guild
I like it.

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AndyK, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:59, archived)

to photoshop or to put in curry?

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breel, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:47, archived)

put him in the curry

go on.

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rob, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:49, archived)

He looks completely unconcerned
With little cause to worry
I say we chop the fucker up
And cook him in a curry

Help me, help me someone please
I can't stop thinking in verse
I blame that fucking bunny slag
For this unpleasant curse

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crab_bloke), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:53, archived)

here we are dinner is served

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breel, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:01, archived)

Too much time spent

I hardly think the rabbit can be blamed for your addiction.
If you persist in blaming him, it'll engender vengeful friction.
The issues that you have, I fear, are slightly more perverse.
Your carapace has clearly been DESIGNED for writing verse.
It's plain to see that you are unique among this nation
The fearsome beast of myth - the rhyming half man half crustacean!

(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:20, archived)

I nearly fucking shat myself

That last one was so funny,
Now come on lads let get an axe,
And do that bastard bunny.

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crab_bloke), Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:33, archived)

Another way of playing...

...russian roulette

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pabulum, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 10:43, archived)

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