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click the logo

http://www.baubosworld.com/

it scares me.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 13:12, archived)

burds

http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/sbwcn/bert.htm

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 15:42, archived)

Thanks for the warning!

Now I'm permanantly scarred. I'm going to beat myself in the head with a hammer to get those horrible, horrible images and sounds out of my head

(Kid Vid2, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 16:17, archived)

i found this cat

it's lovely isn't it. i didn't make it though. maybe i should do something involving cats.

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crab_bloke), Thu 25 Oct 2001, 12:39, archived)

and i found this cat

whats with all these geometric headed felines?

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 16:31, archived)

i find pentagons quite pleasing.

But they're usually only found in sheep.

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AndyK, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 3:08, archived)

Animals with round heads

are the most aesthetically pleasing.

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spacefish bong!, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 17:11, archived)

Well, I was going to bugger up and email

a picture of Sophie Ellis Bextor for this section, but then realised she already is a rhombus face

(Nacho, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 7:59, archived)

i was going to do this

but someone beat me to it:

www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_433178.html

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 11:37, archived)

(jeems, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 11:08, archived)

excellent

(Esteban, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 11:05, archived)

The other is a bit vauge

How would you know you got them all. What if they had pet silverfish, you could be there for hours getting them from under the lino.

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nicey, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 11:12, archived)

Chthonic is a genius -

there will be something VERY special from him in tomorrows email.

Ooh... I'm so excited - this times with cupoftea's work too.

It's going to be the best email out ever.

If someone wants to bombard Crab Bloke with email to make him do something... that would be supergood.

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rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:55, archived)

no no no no (underline twice)

You cannot do that, you can't say "I have this wicked thing but I won't show you yet but it IS brill"

That is unfair. Now all I want to do is see this thing. It is a bit like starting to tell someone somthing and then saying - "nah don't worry about it". It just is not done.

(Esteban, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 11:28, archived)

oh.... all right - stand back and witness genius

http://b3ta.com/hawking/

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rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 11:35, archived)

i am honestly stunned

that is a thing of rare beauty, shit, that is the best thing i have ever seen on the web.

genius.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 11:46, archived)

it's even better than I ever imagined.

Bravo! Bravo!

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AndyK, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 11:51, archived)

actually,

that should be in the smithsoninion.

the internet is safe.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 12:02, archived)

i am reduced

to tears. thank you chthonic! its truly amazing.

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spacefish bong!, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 12:14, archived)

Oh yes thats the stuff

Well done Chthonic matey.

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nicey, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 13:03, archived)

Hats off to Chthonic!

Astounding bit of work there!

One day, I too will create something as good as that.
But until then, BRAVO! MORE!

(Uncle Simon, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 16:27, archived)

Lovinitlovinitlovinit

I'm off to mail that link to everyone I know. Hooray - I love it. Nice one Chthonic.

(Pieforce, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 20:29, archived)

I too am stunned

I never thought it would be possible to be reduced to tears by watching something on the net, but it has happened now.

Thank you Cthonic.

Thank you.

(bastardizor, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 4:13, archived)

Thanks People

You are all lovely...
This has been a long week, not helped by that
fsuking music going around in my head over
and over and over and over.

Now to do some real work :(

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chthonic, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 4:02, archived)

No, don't do real work

This is your calling! Absurdimation messiah.

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mrbrong, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 4:19, archived)

Absurdimation

class word. we like new words. thanks.

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rob, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 6:04, archived)

despite cadbury's not liking us - some computer mag says yo

http://www.computeractive.co.uk/CA/netchart.jsp

-- never heard of them though. are they in print?

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rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:47, archived)

aren't they...

... the cheap magazine for beginners who know nothing? I think I seen them before, yes. Woo.

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AndyK, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:53, archived)

er... i want a logo like they've got

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rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:57, archived)

Crystal Mark

isn't he a failed rap artist?

(Esteban, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 11:00, archived)

and you can...

...for just £1,500. http://www.plainenglishonline.com/

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AndyK, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 11:01, archived)

I see

Crystal Mark has turned his back on the music industry and found a way to make a lot of money for doing very little indeed. Clever chap.

(Esteban, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 11:06, archived)

cheap they may be

but they've got a huge list of castle links! Quality.

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spacefish bong!, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 12:17, archived)

here!

have a go at this.

www.warprecords.com/lfo/lfo.html

i know it's not up to b3ta's usual standards but it's not a bad effort.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:47, archived)

A truly touching tribute to the will of an animal to live despite all the odds...

visit

Mike the Headless Chicken

I was touched. Strangely moved.

(Oolong, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:23, archived)

not topical caption comp

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rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:13, archived)

my caption is thus:

"thong tha thong thong thong"

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:19, archived)

or ->

"if you lean forward a bit it won't hurt for nearly as long"

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hal9000 sme, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:24, archived)

caption2

"Meet me at Woolworths - be wearing the elf costume"

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:27, archived)

and

"you see this beard... It was only £1.99 from Matalan"

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hal9000 sme, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:34, archived)

My caption

"I've nearly finished your plasticene arse shaped jelly mould"

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nicey, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:36, archived)

for me - this is the winner

very creepy when read by the voice I read it in.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:48, archived)

first prize

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rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:07, archived)

also

"I've just slept with youre mum and eaten your children, have you got any mince pies for the road"

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hal9000 sme, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:43, archived)

my try

i don't exist - you are imagining me.

(Esteban, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:43, archived)

Also

"I've selo-taped all the left over cheese to your back"

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nicey, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:47, archived)

3rd prize

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rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:08, archived)

I told you

Walnuts in a sock across the back of the head shut em up just fine.

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chimpy, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:55, archived)

ahem...

let just see if i can slip back up this chimney chute...

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:57, archived)

well screw you!

im awarding myself this

it was rigged anyway.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:19, archived)

I have recommended you here

I think they do awards and stuff.

(Esteban, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:26, archived)

i am honored

thank you! so much! can i get a patch of that for my sleeveless acid-washed denim jacket please.

by the way, you never explained the High Wycombe comment.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:30, archived)

I did too

I said that I used to go to High Wycombe college/uni whatever it was. I enjoyed many a Friday night at the union. What was the union called again? My memory is shit.

(Esteban, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:33, archived)

ermm

cant remember, to be honest i cant remember much about the whole 3 years, except it would take wild hogs to drag me back there.

wasnt it called something like room 4/ studio 4 or something??? no my memorys gone for good, too much cheap vodka.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:39, archived)

it really was a

hell hole wasn't it. I hated that place and I would never go back either.

(Esteban, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:43, archived)

you get a special prize

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rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:26, archived)

thank you!

we appreciate it.

if oonly he winked!

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:32, archived)

if only

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AndyK, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:58, archived)

saved the web... again

looks like the web is in good hands now.

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rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:59, archived)

maybe we should sell our expertise to...

...major web firms. We could just save them. I mean really they should know already. It's all so easy. You want to win, you got to wink.

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AndyK, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 11:07, archived)

it all started here

http://www.winkingjesus.com

not to be confused with the pornographic alternative...

(Esteban, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 11:12, archived)

excellent,

slightly camp, but you still know hes a very heterosexual dog.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 11:14, archived)

Yes

I remember when I got one - I was very proud

(Esteban, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:29, archived)

another

"I see dead people... all the time."

(Esteban, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:59, archived)

2nd prize

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rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:07, archived)

do you know where

I can find a decent dentist?

(Esteban, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:09, archived)

shit! that's great - and we've given out the prizes

that gets a SOLID diamond medal or something.

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rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:16, archived)

it is best when

you imagine it being said in a homer simpson whisper. You know what I mean - ahh, I'll shut up now.

(Esteban, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:18, archived)

"There's no such thing as Santa Claus...

...and I'm wetting myself as we speak."

(Anx, Fri 26 Oct 2001, 23:53, archived)

I just wanted to

say - that devils advocate guy is great. The thread he started was very productive. How do we get him back so that he can trigger more fun?

(Esteban, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 8:55, archived)

say his name

backwards three times in a mirror. has to be a big mirror, mind.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 8:57, archived)

I cannot pronounce

etacovda slived - well I can do the last bit but the first is tricky. Is pronounciation important? Discuss.

(Esteban, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:03, archived)

just make sure your face

in the mirror can be lip read to be saying it the right way round.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:33, archived)

I just asked him to come back

but he refused. He's flattered though.

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rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:05, archived)

TIDBITS & NIBBLES: Angela polished off a whole pizza by herself while watching TV tonight.

http://fatgirlfriends.tripod.com/25e2c900.jpg

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 8:00, archived)

Great idea!

Hahahahaha why don't you merge that picture with the picture of that guy man in a suitcase put up? hahahahaha

(Gregor Lieben, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 8:20, archived)

Gregor Lieben = Man in suitcase?

discuss.

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rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 8:24, archived)

Clearly

I am not Gregor Lieben. I am Man In A Suitcase. THought you could see IPs anyway?

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 8:27, archived)

the internet

is a very confusing place

(Esteban, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 8:37, archived)

How could that be?

Discuss

(Gregor Lieben, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 8:45, archived)

The mere idea

of one person being two people at once is alien to me. And yet it happens on the internet. I find this confusing. What is real - who are you and ultimately - who am I? Am I you, are you me or maybe you are we? Do we end all messages with "discuss" now? Discuss.

(Esteban, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 8:51, archived)

i am also barry george

and this was my domain:
www.barrygeorge.com
"till someone stole my name"

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 8:54, archived)

for the next half hour

I am going to sit and press refresh on that site so that I get my server ID up at the top along with int-fir1.newsint.co.uk - discuss

(Esteban, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 8:57, archived)

sorry

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PeterSeychelles, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:14, archived)

Moving swiftly on

Anyway, does anyone want to try that merge? Please?

(Gregor Lieben, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:17, archived)

dunno... rob = bored...

discuss.

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rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:06, archived)

oh my god!

it appears that www.beardsofcanada.com might be available, trouble is ill need some top flight content to match the incredible domain.

much like this

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:54, archived)

put zany beards...

on the chap we are defacing. thats a start!

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:57, archived)

ok, I admit. It's not a real beard.

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AndyK, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 8:10, archived)

That actually looks like a beard of MINCE

don't you think?
Discuss.

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pep, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 9:32, archived)

beards of mince? hats of meat?

what is the web coming to?

can we save the web with beards of mince?

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rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:17, archived)

what is the web coming to?

i think that was conclusively proved yesterday.

winking KFC Hitlers in funny glasses and beards.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:45, archived)

does stu's mate know...

...that his hair looks like mince?

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AndyK, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:49, archived)

it'll be...

a shock to him if he doesnt, someone should tell him gently.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 10:56, archived)

that looks like

a young gerry adams

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 8:05, archived)

Do you want some salt?

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nicey, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:29, archived)

agh!

Bad dream Bad dream.

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AndyK, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:33, archived)

that is truly horrifing

we should all work on tim burtons planet of the apes film.. coulda done a much better job at the visual effects !

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hal9000 sme, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:39, archived)

gawsh

Oh my gawsh.

(Gregor Lieben, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:43, archived)

Reminds me of back in '72...

...me and my mate Jerry were gonna form a rock n roll band. Then one day Jerry and his dog were taken over by two alien brains; one good one evil - in a battle for supremacy.

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:50, archived)

Planet of the Camp Poodle faced student types

Give us the cash now Hollywood and we'll make it over the weekend.

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nicey, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:53, archived)

boydog meets dogboy

people at work are getting worried about my facination with sticking human heads on animals ?! can't think why?

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hal9000 sme, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 8:00, archived)

blinding

absolutely brilliant!

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 8:11, archived)

i was going to make a snout

but i havent got power goo installed

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hal9000 sme, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 8:27, archived)

Mr Suitcase's image

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rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:10, archived)

Crab Killing Game . . .

Should this be allowed !!!

(Jodrell, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:56, archived)

yes.

crabs are evil.

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rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:58, archived)

What . . .

all of them !!!

(Jodrell, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:16, archived)

Even

The crab of ineffable wisdom?

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Wifey, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:19, archived)

Joels crab is very evil

he is not a force for good. if you followed his advice - darkness would come.

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rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:22, archived)

Hahaha

Hahahaha Blow Job that's brilliant!

(Gregor Lieben, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:24, archived)

Aint life shit?

just thought id tell everyone my girlfriend kissed her ex on tuesday. right now i feel like destroying something, thanks for cheering me up.

(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:37, archived)

why not draw us a picture of the ex?

And we'll blow it up?

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rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:39, archived)

or post her address

here & have loads of strange stuff sent to her.

or go here www.aboutyourbreakup.com/sweetrevenge.html for revenge ideas...

(bastardizor, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 8:15, archived)

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