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# who wants a siezure?
set this as your Wallpaper (tiled) and see how long you can stare at it! Yes, i really am that bored... damn you sleeping brits! get up!
(thelung, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:45, archived)
# I'm up, I'm up...
God it's early...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:58, archived)
# Okay, okay!
I'm awake - cup of tea, please!
(I helped save b3ta! Erik Lonnröt, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 4:23, archived)
# And
isn't it spelled 'seizure'?

A bit pedantic for this time of morning, but what the hell....I've just been damned...
(I helped save b3ta! Erik Lonnröt, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 6:18, archived)
[challenge entry] He follows all b3ta precautions

do you???
(thelung, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:32, archived)
# He looks like I feel
Actually, he looks like I look, which is more worrying...
...even down to the flashing light on me helmet.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 4:09, archived)
# Delicious!
Unsalted ham and Amish cheese on lightly toasted white bread is very yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:04, archived)
# I'd
prefer a Gregg's Pasty or ham stottie if there's one on the go?
(I helped save b3ta! Andytomaz wazzing my way, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:08, archived)
# Damnit...
Now I wish I'd made that, but I'm not hungry anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:09, archived)
# GRRRREEEEEEEGGGGGSSSS!!!
Wooooo Woooooo... Yayyyyy yyaaaayyy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:10, archived)
# do
they have greggs darn sarf?
or is it a north east thing? hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Andytomaz wazzing my way, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:12, archived)
# I believe they have one in London Village
but, er... it's a North East thing..
We lead, others follow...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:14, archived)
# Amish cheese?
You're probably not too far from me then!
(I helped save b3ta! winston_theramin, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:12, archived)
# I'm in the states actually, UK-born tho...
But they sell Amish cheese everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:13, archived)
# Same here
but we have the Amish in the market selling cheese and nasty pork products (or so they claim)
(I helped save b3ta! winston_theramin, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:18, archived)
# the amish scare me....
i mean, they don't believe in electricity. what the fuck is up with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:19, archived)
# So, any Amish on here posting?
They can use rollerblades but not bicycles, or something like that.

And how do they get into the market in Philadelphia every day when they can't drive and it's like 90 miles away?
(I helped save b3ta! winston_theramin, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:21, archived)
# pumpkin
powered horse-drawn super carts.

I swear
(I helped save b3ta! Andytomaz wazzing my way, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:23, archived)
# It's the scrapple
I mean, what the fuck is that stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! winston_theramin, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:25, archived)
# meh
.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 4:01, archived)
# I have 15 mins to waste before going to bed
So im posting what i made today

Bigger
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:49, archived)
# 3DsMax?
Looks nice.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:52, archived)
# Uhhu
Im learning.
Slowly.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:55, archived)
# Like Stephanie Powers....
I have the joyous task of playing with Max every day.

Bug ridden lump of old shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:57, archived)
# Eh?
I dont understand
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:57, archived)
# Hart To Hart...
Come come... Max.. the butler type old gadge.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:59, archived)
# You saying max is old news now basically?
Why you say that? I think its good.
Besides, its a damn site easier than maya and lightwave
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:01, archived)
# Wrong end of stick.
I luv Max... much like Stephanie Powers.

But it's riddle-de-diddle-dee. Don't let the occasional crash put you off.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:03, archived)
# O rite, i understand now
Ive not had any trouble with it yet.
Although creating that picture still took a fair bit of Juice.
Ive just updated my computer from a amd 600 to a 1.7 celeron, i have 256mb of ram plenty of hd space, but moving stuff around in that pic when it got towards the end was so slow.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:06, archived)
# All in the gfx card. Geforce's work great with it.
Try knocking the texture res. down in the preferences... always helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:12, archived)
# i have a geforce 2
I'll try that texture res thing when i next have a play with it.
Fucking computer has just crashed when i had a render in bryce which had taken about 20 mins to that point to get just to the anti aliasing bit.
Dont know why it crashed, it just did. Pissed off, lost the picture to cos i didnt save
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:16, archived)
[challenge entry] DAMN PESTS.


200% more effective than sprays....

ok. i'm sorry. i'll try harder.
(Harris, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:48, archived)
# I like that
...Boom
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:52, archived)
# cool.
do i win apples?
(Harris, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:01, archived)
# No
No apples. Have a plum.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:06, archived)
# Tony Blackburn's time in the jungle hadn't affected him at all

The celebration party was wild

It's was going somewhere before I got another glass of pop out.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:39, archived)
# Love the make-up
and the hat
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:51, archived)
# she's such a
tramp.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:57, archived)
# It does look like Tara Palmer-Tomkinson.
..or the lezza.... Rhona thingy ma bobs...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:59, archived)
# wha?
nah. it's nigel benn. crossdressing homophobic faggot.
(Harris, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:03, archived)
# Now that you mention it.
Yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:04, archived)
# Fluffy hated his day job.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:28, archived)
# hehehhe....
cool
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:29, archived)
# thanks!
come on, bring out some more hot animal chicks. w00t.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:31, archived)
# once the beer kicks in.....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:33, archived)
# waaaaaaaaah!
i have NO beer, NO computer, and NO hummus. *sigh* maybe i should just go to bed.
(relayPoint, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:36, archived)
# hmmmm
no beer and no hummus make Homer go "somethin, somethin"...
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:38, archived)
# they make me go
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
(relayPoint, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:43, archived)
# No,
ok, it's not "talk like a pirate day" anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:46, archived)
# *sigh*
*points to the 'gh'* ;)
(relayPoint, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice pic...
You gotta learn to optimise your images - 100k can be a killer on the board for 56kers like meself :o)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:32, archived)
# hmph
i don't take kindly to 56kers but I will fix it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:35, archived)
# Jebus, dude - it's not
that fucking hard! Have a little consideration is all - I have no choice but to dialup. Is your pic such a work of art that it has to be displayed at the highest quality available?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:46, archived)
# no, none of em are
but I forget to optimize before saving and I'm lazy so I don't like going back and uploading.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:49, archived)
# Sorry for getting ratty
but if you;re using Photoshop it has a handy 'Save for web' option since v5.5 - great for jpeg optimisation.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:55, archived)
# If you have funds
Get ProJpeg.... Brill little proggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:58, archived)
# don't worry about it
sorry for being an inconsiderate bastard. Yes, I do have funds. They're in the International Bank of Kazza. I just got macromedia studio MX tonight. yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:08, archived)
# 8Oo Terrible behaviour!
;oP
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:11, archived)
# Ugh. Kazzaaaaaaghhh.
Direct Connect for me... no spyware
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:16, archived)
# what is this direct connect?
I hate spyware. Does direct connect work the same?
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:20, archived)
# Um...
www.kazaalite.tk - spyware free kazaa.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:29, archived)
# RIP TC. Peace Hommies

TC was jus' cruzin the streets of compton when he was shot down. Police say it had something to do with another rapper named Kitty-Smalls, although unconfirmed reports say that might just be a type of underwear ;)
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:14, archived)
# Ooooo
Monkey boy likes TC.
Don't understand, but like
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:16, archived)
# T'was a vague
Tupac/Topcat reference. Seemed more funny when I started it.....
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:22, archived)
# Oh, I got that.
I just don't understand. But I think that's the point. Bet it was Chooch...

Officer Dibble.... how did they get away wif that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:33, archived)
# hee hee
He's not dead, I swear to god I saw him the other day at a gas station.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:58, archived)
# Argh
I'm blasted. Help meeeee.
(mongoose, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:14, archived)
# have a drink....
works for me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:20, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:08, archived)
# hehehe...
superb
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:18, archived)
# Screw you guys.
Trisha's on. Wank time.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:04, archived)
# oh yeah
white trash from Bristol always gives me a chubb on too!
you sick puppy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Andytomaz wazzing my way, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:06, archived)
# It's only coz
Crimewatch isn't on. Love those re-enactments.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:08, archived)
# Trisha's white?
Blimey. Prosthetics....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:08, archived)
# worked
for the great monkey spanker jacko.
(I helped save b3ta! Andytomaz wazzing my way, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:10, archived)
# I'll deny it.
He never touched me.....

..there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:14, archived)
# Christ - what a
bunch of low-lives and no-lives.
That lispy hag can't even form a sentence...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:11, archived)
# There's a bird on
with a speech impediment wearing glasses....

.......

oh oh oh......


FUCKING HELL......

.....AAAAaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhh...


You fucking four-eyed SLUT.......




AAaaahhhhhhhhhh.



ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


Night. ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:14, archived)
# Look at this fucking psycho cracker!

Taking notes?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:20, archived)
# Notes?
I've just shot my load all over his tache.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:21, archived)
# I mean that guy just
produced a ream of notes from his pocket which looked like it was written by the killer from Seven...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:26, archived)
# thank
fcuk I got sky digital.
OOh, the best of beadle's about on challenge tv.........
(I helped save b3ta! Andytomaz wazzing my way, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:24, archived)
# His beard's a bit like a fanny
and that little hand......



......errrr.....errrr......errrr.......



....................



.....hmmmmmpphhhhhh.........oh no....

....arrr arrrr arrrrr


.......WOOHOO!!!!



ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz





(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:26, archived)
# Is everyone on the UK that stupid?
The board suggests otherwise, but isn't it a crime to exploit the mentally handicapped?

*edit* More crackers appeared, all with monglike speech impediments.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:25, archived)
# not
everyone here are that bad, I mean I know a guy who's normal - and apparently his missus has a job and they don't live in a council house and he's never nobbed his wife's sister.


fuckin snobs
(I helped save b3ta! Andytomaz wazzing my way, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:32, archived)
# I just watched this Trisha lark
for the first time in my life.
Violent men too stupid to be considered psychotic.
Subdued, idiotic, slavering women.
A braying audience who can only "think of the children" and think the big picture hangs in a gallery.
All parties are exploited by a second rate talk show host.
I shant be watching again.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Remember - Safety wurst!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:58, archived)
# He He
Ho ho.
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:04, archived)
# "Always keep some with you. If you're coming back to my place."
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:43, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:52, archived)
# I can't believe you're
touring the States and spending all your time on here. Go out and see stuff, dude!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:00, archived)
# why?
there's nothing left to see! it's all closed to the public since 9/11.
"we're sorry, but in the interests of national security, america will be closed until further notice. please check our website at www.paranoididiotsinpolitics.org for updates."
(relayPoint, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:04, archived)
# ...and anyway...
it's full of Americans.... Stay in.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:07, archived)
# yes
we're very very scary people. you've seen what i do. ;)
(relayPoint, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:16, archived)
# They're fun, dude....
walk up behind one and bang a crisp-packet and you'll see what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:16, archived)
# touring ?
workin more like - been on training last two weeks - soooooooo f**kin borin....

will escape and see places ... err soon ( honest )

;)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:19, archived)
# Where
are you or are you planning to go?
(I helped save b3ta! winston_theramin, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:17, archived)
# can't believe not done before
but best to get such things out of the system

eminemerdale

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:41, archived)
# Ooooo dear
Nay Mr Wilkes....8)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:35, archived)
# ohh I like puns
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:31, archived)
# haha
and now I'm *really* off to bed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:32, archived)
# isitisitisit
a god motherer?
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:33, archived)
# no
.¬|
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:35, archived)
#
praying mantis.
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:36, archived)
# thank you
I'm afraid there is no prise, unless you want sharky to visit. He comes on his own though
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:39, archived)
# sharky would be welcome,
but i have drunken offspring in the spare bed tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:44, archived)
# I'm off now
must spleep
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:47, archived)
# The Mayor knew it reminded him of something, he just didnt know what..



(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:29, archived)
# well.
after that failure, im gonna go to bed, night all
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:37, archived)
# nite
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:41, archived)
# Off to bed . . .
Night all
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:26, archived)
# Nite
and time to pootle off myself.

Nite everyone
(Dr Wadd, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:31, archived)
# nitey
nite
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:41, archived)
# i don't fucking believe it!
after ~3 years of loyal service.. MY PC DIED! the cpu went cunt, and no longer exists. and i no longer have income after the 30th. and it's raining. and i can't potatoswap on this damn machine.
FUCK!
(relayPoint, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:25, archived)
# May I say
always have 4 machines on the go. Makes life easier in the end. And stops profanities sometimes :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:38, archived)
# yeah right ;P
also very very expensive. i have 2 other machines, but they're not fast enough for potatoswapping. (believe it or not, my tbird 750 was smoking fast compared to this 1GHz. amd761 chipset sucks.)
(relayPoint, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:50, archived)
# God damn
expensive if you buy 'em yurself. I swear CTO stands for something else....
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:06, archived)
# you lucky
bastard. ;( i'm back to broke-with-no-income the 30th. *sigh*
(relayPoint, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:17, archived)

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