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# plenty of hummas, but no more wine.....
im off to bed..
but first a public anouncement!

B3ta party in Leeds Tomorrow!!!!
6pm at weatherspoons in the station
7pm in strawbs
look out for the signs
night all
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:23, archived)
# right
bed for me too.
night everyone, it's been a blast :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:30, archived)
# Night
......
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:38, archived)
# nite
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:40, archived)
# And it became magically fertile
48 hours without sleep. A lazy day of soft drugs and cheap red wine on top of my usual prescription anti depressants. Reality and fiction are starting to merge into one. I should stay in more.


(metamatic, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:21, archived)
# what prescription
anti-depressants are you on?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:45, archived)
# Venlafaxine Hydrachloride
by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:06, archived)
# Rumbled again
Spot on.

Should I be worried?
(metamatic, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:36, archived)
# Depends how ong you've been taking it!
Get in touch;

shrink at gen-tek dot co dot uk
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 8:50, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:20, archived)
# sultry
and disturbing, as per usual ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:31, archived)
# :o)
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:39, archived)
# Is it just me?
Or is this weeks compo bloody difficult.
I can't think of a damn thing..

Mind... I couldn't last week neither.. sniff

(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:18, archived)
# there's a compo ?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:20, archived)
# Oh yes,
I think he hangs out with Foggy and Clegg, mainly seen in wheeled-bathtubs.
(Dr Wadd, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:22, archived)
# boom
boom

hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:23, archived)
# Ooooo
Nooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:25, archived)
# Yay!
I was born and bred next valley over from that. My house was in one episode once apparently.
(tomsk, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:27, archived)
# ooooOOOOOoooo
I bet that chat-up line works with all the ladies. You lucky bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:29, archived)
# You'd be surprised. Sample conversation:
Her: Ooooooo 'ave yer met Cleggy then? 'E's me favourite, tha' knows.
Me: ... *runs away*
(tomsk, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:34, archived)
# So I've heard
Sometimes the brain needs a theme to kickstart it.
Any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:23, archived)
# I think you should
Photoshop a Tart-monkey.
I want to know what one looks like.
(tomsk, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:29, archived)
# Mmmmm
Inneresting idea... I don't think I've ever given that much thought....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:30, archived)
# Nooby
question...

Got the hang of 'hummus' and 'meme', but 'spaz' still eludes me.

Please enlighten me.

P.S. The time of msg posting is wrong.. it's currently 01:58
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:16, archived)
# questions questions questions.
why don't you get a grip pardner? Uh-yukkity-yuk-yuk.

Yeeeeeeeaaahhhhhhhhhh.


Whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:19, archived)
# Yee
be speaking from foreign parts.... arrrr.. away wiv ye before i ave's yuz legs orf... arrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:22, archived)
# Time
has been wrong since we switched servers in April. 'S how b3ta is.
Spaz is 1) going back through the archive to look at old posts, or B) offensive reference to mentally handicapped people.
(tomsk, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:20, archived)
# B)
lol
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:21, archived)
# Mmmmm.
Looks like a happy person in really old skool shades. Like Jazzy Jeff or something.
B)
Yo, wassup.
(tomsk, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:25, archived)
# for
real
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:26, archived)
# I thought
Leslie Crowther was more offensive.... the bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:26, archived)
# time is an illusion
b3ta time doubly so.
spazz normally means the archive - as in something disappearing into the spazz, but it can also mean a repost - as in dragging something out of the spazz. it's that simple. There's a dictionary of terms if you set yourself up in
www.flibz.com/m2
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:21, archived)
# That
there be cleared up good 'n proper.

Fankee kind sir.

Edit : or lady, apo logies if ye be of the female form
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:24, archived)
# no
problem
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:29, archived)
# NSFW but anyone working now deserves to get fired.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:14, archived)
# Shift-workers
and non-UK residents you mean ?
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:18, archived)
# Exactly.
Giddy-up the economy and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:20, archived)
# "Its OK, you'll get a nice soft landing, and we just remove them in post-production"
(MrMessiah, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:14, archived)
# kitten
supports
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:22, archived)
# For safety!
After a fashion, of course...
(MrMessiah, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:25, archived)
[challenge entry] During their hectic tour schedual
Limp Bizkit still find time to observe basic safety precautions.



by Shax
(Dave Shax, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:13, archived)
# I'm torn
between liking this pic and hating limp bizkit.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:24, archived)
# Feel the hatred.
Let it be your guide.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:11, archived)
# I like
his Dad-type expression.
'Rollin' rollin' rollin' (but only within the state-sanctioned speed limits kidz).
(tomsk, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:31, archived)
# quick, and very dirty
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:13, archived)
# Heh Heh
Now that I like. The green one's are the tastiest.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:14, archived)
# "come on dear....
...eat it all up now"
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:14, archived)
# "Mummy this tastes like shit"
"It is shit."
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:15, archived)
# ooh,
angel delight. yum.
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:22, archived)
# Butterscotch?
......
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:36, archived)
# that's a fucking cracker
.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 2:15, archived)
# It was a painful birth . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:10, archived)
# But
she's still smiling
(I helped save b3ta! winston_theramin, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:11, archived)
# they say . .
it's worth it in the end . . . :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:12, archived)
# hehehe....
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:14, archived)
# looks like...
...she enjoyed it...
(Dean, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:14, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:09, archived)
# brrr
scary
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:10, archived)
# Looks like something out of...
...an Aphex Twin video

(Dean, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:12, archived)
# Ooooo
Barber Wax Jacket's new catalogue brought a number of complaints.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:13, archived)
# looks like
a mutant domo-kun ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:13, archived)
# Nightmares . . .
Tonight then :)

(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:16, archived)
# should of thought of this a few weeks ago....
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:04, archived)
# Oh Sandy
Oh dear....

Good one
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:06, archived)
# Top class punnage!
And now I'm off to bed. Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:08, archived)
# nitey
nite
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:09, archived)
# night
night
and Dr P
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:14, archived)
# see yas!
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:23, archived)
# hahahaha....
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:08, archived)
# it's good.
i like it.
i must sleep now, though. 'bye all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:09, archived)
# After fiddling with the superglue....

Bowie had to come up with a new image

I really should lay off the JD
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:01, archived)
# woo !
superb

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:01, archived)
# I love my tin of Whiskas
I will use it again... be warned
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:03, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:00, archived)
# lol
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:01, archived)
# I tried that cosplay mallarkie once
It just didnt really do it for me

(Dean, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 0:59, archived)
# If that's your head
you look disturbingly like a young Michael Portillo
(Dr Wadd, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:04, archived)
# That is the
worst thing I've ever heard anybody say about anyone...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:07, archived)
# Good job its just my face
altough the bleached blonde does look good on me...
(Dean, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:09, archived)
# a guy at work called someone
a "fucking Barrymore" today. That was amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:11, archived)
# Could be worse
They could have called you a fisting Barrymore
(Dr Wadd, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Gotta get me one of those...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:05, archived)
# you look
pained.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:05, archived)
# I would make fun of costume-girls boyfriend more...
...but his geocities bandwidth has maxed out.

Grr

Also the picture was taken by myself leaning out the window of a moving car with the wind making me look like that, and now its become my mulitpurpose photoshopping-on-to-someone-elses-body picture
(Dean, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:08, archived)
# its the front view
of p45 roulette.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Get them first with a
(Dr Wadd, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 0:54, archived)
# I'm sure you could buy a toy like that
when I was little. Maybe with cars though?
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:06, archived)
# Wrist Racers
I remember them from the early 80s
(Dr Wadd, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:09, archived)
# thats the ones!
wish I had one of yours though.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:13, archived)
# one more duck on head thing
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 0:52, archived)
# AWESOME!

You wouldn't have a wallpaper-sized version, wouldya?
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 0:57, archived)
# sorry no
original image was 500x375 - didnt save my potatoshop version either
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:01, archived)
# did a quick remake of the 500x375 image
its here
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:06, archived)
# Thanks!
That looks just like my mom - I'm sending it to dad!
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:08, archived)
# Inspires in me a
Clicky spazz
(Dr Wadd, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:15, archived)
# you try milking him!!

(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 0:51, archived)
# hehehe....
cog ? dow ?
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 0:59, archived)
# bulldog maybe
boom boom!!
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:00, archived)
# hehe...
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 1:02, archived)

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