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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:01, archived)

Why didn't you

animate it? I would but... I've burnt my hands. Or something

(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:04, archived)

i thought about it

but i liked the still pic & was too lazy

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:06, archived)

Righto

What it really needs is some music. Someone upload some midi

(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:08, archived)

tracker person here.

not good at midi. [EDIT] learning :)
check my profile for some music.

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:11, archived)

Who else is at work at the moment?

I'm supposed to be cataloguing articles on ethnonationalism, the former Yugoslavia and Russian foreign policy at the moment.. is it any wonder I'm reading this board instead?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:58, archived)

mantra

for a state of mind

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:01, archived)

The first twenty were interesting

but it beats management theory anyway. I often want to add notes saying, "don't read this, it's arse, besides which the theory's been discredited for years".. fear the librarian!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:06, archived)

i love easter eggs like that.

they keep you guessing.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:09, archived)

a what

(BidderZ, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:01, archived)

I'm re-windowing a customers server

- while trying not to lose data....

(uptownjoe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:02, archived)

this time of night?

you mad?

(BidderZ, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:12, archived)

he's positively

fuming!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:13, archived)

I'm in a different time zone

Pacificly... the Pacific time zone...

(uptownjoe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:13, archived)

ahh...

yes of course you are

how utterly shortsighted of me

you're not mad at all...I take it back

(BidderZ, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:15, archived)

you were almost right... LOL

(uptownjoe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:17, archived)

Me at work too

Doing lots, I think, what? You mean surfing's not work?

Bugger!

Wibble

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K3rry, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:51, archived)

Freaky

(Dr Newstead, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:58, archived)

take your hand

out of that rabbits bum

(uptownjoe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:03, archived)

My submission for this evening.

I call it 'You should see the size of the bat!'

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:58, archived)

That is

lovely.

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Artamnesia, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:10, archived)

I dig the shadows

(uptownjoe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:11, archived)

Hello Laydeez

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curry monster, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:54, archived)

Oh Lordy

that is one scary looking dweeb.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:08, archived)

Sometimes . .

It just has to be done !

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:54, archived)

not 'appy

Found out tonight I'm in the top ten list of web users at work which entitles me to a free disciplinary :(

I receive my official bollockin this week.

Great innit

(BidderZ, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:45, archived)

tell them you made a point

of clicking on the FREE $1 to charity sites every opportunity you got.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:51, archived)

y'know

I wouldn't mind so much but I'm the bloody chief web monkey

that kinda means I need to use it now and again - but they won't listen

they think b3ta=bad

tossers, feel better now I've had a whinge

(BidderZ, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:56, archived)

Aw, poor

you :(

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:52, archived)

tell them

you leave a IE window open but minimised on a site which auto updates every minute or something.
Then try and find a site vaguely related to work and that updates every minute or so.

Good luck!

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:52, archived)

Hmmm...nice thought, but

They've got your logs...so even if you change your surfing habits, they know what you were up to b4...
Think yourself lucky...I can't get to b3ta at work at all
(classified as entertainment, mature)
Prolly just as well or I'd get no work done and end up on a disciplinary... ;)

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:02, archived)

Classified as "Mature" entertainment?

Clearly they know nothing of B3ta.

(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:06, archived)

My thought exactly...

I tried to edit the classification, but immature wasn't an option...
and neither was hummus

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:09, archived)

I'm really lucky

I haven't worked in 4 months!
Actually I once had trouble accessing one of my own sites and when I called support the guy tried to convince me that my site was pornographic and that was why I couldn't access it. He went so far as to tell me that he wasn't allowed to look at it. I was at home at the time. Idjit. BTW - the homepage contained a quote from Fargo - hence its "pornographic" nature.

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Artamnesia, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:08, archived)

your

dirty. Quoting a filthy movie like that.

(uptownjoe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:09, archived)

All his friends wanted one

Sorry it's crap, took all of five seconds!
Evening all, interwebby been down all day :(

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:41, archived)

hey!

looked at your profile...

no wonder people give you free drinks!!

(uptownjoe, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:45, archived)

T shirts for the b3ta bash are needed

that one would get the biggest applause for sure. Make one for real and send it over to the bash for a prize.

*btw* I am dancing with glee now because i CALLED IT!!! I thought at the start of the breezeblock what would make it a great show and picked out of the air some Bjork, but hadn't heard anything new from her for ages and right now Bjork is being played! It's brilliant, i feel like a proper psychoic!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:49, archived)

Yeah?

I could get our local screenprinter to do it

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:51, archived)

there's no uk version of cafepress

so getting t-shirts done is a bit hit and miss here. I got one done for the birthday bash but after a few washes the printed bit is pretty useless and crap. If you got one done I'd wear it for sure. How much do you think?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:55, archived)

I have has shirts printed

for some goofy redneck stuff that I do... they are pretty cheep... $10US each for orders of around 15 shirts...

(uptownjoe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:06, archived)

no hands

has a fanbase of millions who just haven't seen him yet.
(might help me pick up girlies too)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:11, archived)

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LittlePixel, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:37, archived)

now

he looks like Kevin Kline

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:38, archived)

Ahhhh...

I see it now

(Dr Newstead, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:41, archived)

George didnt quite understand the rules of hide and seek

And was spotted straight away

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:33, archived)

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LittlePixel, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:39, archived)

hahaha

But still.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:41, archived)

gaaaaaaargggggghhhhhhh!

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:42, archived)

i like george in that pose

kinda mischiefous...

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LittlePixel, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:52, archived)

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:28, archived)

In the future gravestones will look like this

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:35, archived)

(zyn (thetix), Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:43, archived)

edit: damn!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:35, archived)

That made me

laugh out loud.
(Edit: before it was edited)

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azerty, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:50, archived)

you mean this one

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:00, archived)

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ooh..anus!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:47, archived)

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ooh..anus!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:50, archived)

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barnesy, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:57, archived)

doh

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barnesy, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:48, archived)

noticed as well

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:49, archived)

"I told you I was ill2

- Spike Milligan's requested Epitaph

(blather http://blather.net, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:58, archived)

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:48, archived)

Huzzah

to that! :)

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ooh..anus!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:51, archived)

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:52, archived)

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:55, archived)

ooh I like this, chers munkt0n :)

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ooh..anus!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:57, archived)

shame my server is duff

I'll upgrade soon

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:58, archived)

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ooh..anus!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:00, archived)

haha

I can just picture a village called 'ooh..anus!'

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munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:01, archived)

(zyn (thetix), Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:11, archived)

oh, those unsuspecting kittens...

my first "real" animation...sorry that its a little on the larger size
,,,O_o,,,

(zyn (thetix), Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:24, archived)

yay

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:28, archived)

woo

nice shadowing too!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:28, archived)

that made

me larf a lot

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curry monster, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:29, archived)

thank y'all :D

it took me more than a couple o minutes

(zyn (thetix), Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:32, archived)

W/y

It reminds of Chocobuckle in Final Fantasy

(Dr Newstead, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:34, archived)

reminds me of

Cheep, of "orm and cheep" fame

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curry monster, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:35, archived)

And the

eerily long pause before the impact. Very scientific.

(Dr Newstead, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:38, archived)

hahaha

omg, its so true...

(zyn (thetix), Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:36, archived)

you know what I'm on about? Kudos.

(Dr Newstead, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:40, archived)

Is that

a kakapo? or some other ground-nesting parrot?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:33, archived)

yes!!!

you win the national geographic award...or something!! :-)

(zyn (thetix), Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:35, archived)

woo and yay

for the local fauna. I did an anim with a kiwi and moa a while ago but noone noticed..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:53, archived)

post a hyperlinkie or sumpthin!

i love kiwis! (ones with beaks AND without!)
me wanna see!

(zyn (thetix), Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:03, archived)

Okay, here's a repost:

Everyone call me a cnut if you want.. shame about the file size - I'm still looking for ways to optimise my GIFs cause MS GifAnimator makes 'em too flabby.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:15, archived)

bwahaha

that's keen!

(zyn (thetix), Tue 8 Oct 2002, 1:01, archived)

otter von bismarck.....

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:23, archived)

Woo

and a really long way...

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

(Dr Newstead, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:24, archived)

..holding his bladder.

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:26, archived)

cheers for the pic koitydood...

...

(Rockbus, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:21, archived)

Bigger

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:17, archived)

I like this.

The expressions and body-language are spot on!

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:20, archived)

Bloody hell

are we a late night art review site now?

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:22, archived)

Nah

my woo, let us all down :)

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ooh..anus!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:25, archived)

Class!

first in a line of pornstar wooyays, sorry people!

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ooh..anus!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:24, archived)

She reminds me a bit of Sophie Ellis Bextor

in the close up shot.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:27, archived)

Oh god no!

Don't put the image of that hoity toity tart in my head, I won't sleep!

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ooh..anus!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:30, archived)

christine hamilton christine hamilton christine hamilton

christine hamilton

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:36, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

That's it! I'm gonna be up all night, pro-plus at the ready tomorrow.. DAMN YOU!

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ooh..anus!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:41, archived)

You what?

Christine Hamilton gets you up all night?

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:44, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo

The Horror, stop it now, please, evil posh women, hate hate hate.........

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ooh..anus!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:45, archived)

saliva saint.

why must I know these things.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:54, archived)

i blame porn.

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:19, archived)

I mixed up Jason King and an ogre

and seemed to have created Terry Thomas?

ding-dong!

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curry monster, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:15, archived)

that is truely bizarre

woo!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:18, archived)

"Hell

oooow!" ;)

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ooh..anus!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:19, archived)

I know

a true story about Jason King. But, I'd have to explain it, and then some people wouldn't believe it, so poo

(Dr Newstead, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:20, archived)

Go on

I believe you already :)

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curry monster, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:28, archived)

No this is not the American Embassy, you have me again Madam!

...because you keep dialling my number!

Me and my mate used that sample in a really cheesy big beat tune.

Tell us your story then...

(Edit - looked at the time of the last post and realised the spazziness of mine...doh!)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 0:21, archived)

The New Vectra

Driven by Ed "Jackson Pollock" Harris...

ok so i know its a Senator but hey!

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LittlePixel, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:12, archived)

if I nod

will it look like i understand?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:13, archived)

I'll join in

If you do

(Dr Newstead, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:19, archived)

do I need to explain it

then?

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LittlePixel, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:20, archived)

But I could spoil the ending to 'A Beautiful Mind' though

(Dr Newstead, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:25, archived)

oh do!

I hate Russell Crowe anyhoo.

The "joke" is that Poor Mr Pollock died in a carcrash.
And was played by Ed Harris
Who Advertises Vectras....
Yadda Yadda
Hummus please!

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LittlePixel, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:27, archived)

I know some of pollock's best known art

could be described as 'car crash' art.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:29, archived)

I can't

All I can say is that it's moderately similar to 'Fight Club'...

(Dr Newstead, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:32, archived)

its an art joke

!

[edit] i think my hummus has too much garlic tonight

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LittlePixel, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:14, archived)

woo yay

our record is coming out!

and we're not even burning it ourselves. (like we used to) ;)

ooh yeahe.

hi to all on board :)

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:09, archived)

Did anybody else

order the 3CD set from Boomselection? I ordered over a month ago and didn't receive it yet, and the_drboomselection.info wouldn't reply to my email - I don't suspect he's off with my money, I'm just curious what your experience is.

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azerty, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:09, archived)

nope but he's been swamped I know

I didn't realise for a while that he's actually younger than bananaman.
Weebl's only 12 too! All these young whippersnappers are taking over.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:12, archived)

12?

Nah?
Sure?

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LittlePixel, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:14, archived)

no sorry

weebl was a joke, he's not really 12, but the_dr is only 15.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:28, archived)

Scary, isn't it?

In their young age they know so much about things we just didn't have when we were in their age... when I was that young, mortals didn't have access to the Internet or Unix machines or anything...
Well, so I'll be a bit more patient and wait for my CDs to arrive - what else can I do anyway...

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azerty, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:19, archived)

That Peter Kay Thing

much chortling. And why is the net so lame nowadays? It's all slow and pooey

(Dr Newstead, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:03, archived)

weren't there summat in the last couple of days

about the main data carrier buggering summat up or summat

anyway, bedtime

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bananaman, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:04, archived)

erm

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:08, archived)

one of his best roles :D

oooh yeah!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:10, archived)

night

night

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100% kitten better than ever, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 23:09, archived)

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