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# Its ok Mr Bush, Saddam has disarmed!

Wallet Diet!
(I,Robert, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:13, archived)
# Morning all
I have famous friends, just look who e-mailed me this morning:

"DEAR FRIEND,

I AM MRS. SESE-SEKO WIDOW OF LATE PRESIDENT MOBUTU SESE-SEKO OF ZAIRE?"

you'd think if she was the presidents wife, she would have enough intelligence to turn the CAPS button off
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:06, archived)
# I dunno
I had an email from Cherie just last week.. written all in Capitals, it went something along the lines of:

"I AM EVIL CHERIE BLAIR AND I WANT TO SUCK OUT YOUR CREAMY BRAINS USING MY TEETHY SMILE!!"

edit: oh yeah i almost forgot, good morning everyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:08, archived)
# Sneaky cow
Did she offer to put £20m in your account too? I thought we'd come to an agreement...

But judging by the life expectancy of most of the people in that email, not sure if I'd touch the money with a barge pole.

"As most people I have ever know have been killed for this money, could you take it for a while?" Hmmm... let me think...
(Mephistopheles, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:18, archived)
# There was...
...a great write-up by some woman who had strung along
the folks behind a similar (identical?) email scam...

entertaining. can't remember the url, probably found it
through cruel.com or some such site.
(NotMrHumbolt, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:30, archived)
# Ahh, but can she
enlarge your penis using natural methods?
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:34, archived)
# You need supergirl for that
but you'll have to beat off Bovine and mnb0898man to get your chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:02, archived)
# The last thing I want to do is
beat of Bovine and mnb0898man!!
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:05, archived)
# and the double entendre wasn't even intentional
it must subconscious smut sneaking up on me
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:11, archived)
# Everyone say Hi
to Rik, Richard or Dick.......he prefers Rik with no C
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 6:35, archived)
# hi
okay...NOW I am convinced that this is you my dear :)- Rik
(rikkylike, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 6:39, archived)
# Is this really Rik?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 6:41, archived)
# good morning/afternoon/evening
rik
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 7:24, archived)
# Good morning.
Slice of tea?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 7:59, archived)
# cup of
cake perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 7:59, archived)
# You can't beat
freshly ground, percolated toast in the morning, can you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:13, archived)
# with extra cream
mmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:20, archived)
# Mmm, yes,
and Bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:27, archived)
# 'ello
 
(zyn (thetix), Tue 8 Oct 2002, 6:48, archived)
# Hello
There!
(dicky, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 7:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 7:52, archived)
# .
/snip
these are very clever munKton I like them a lot..
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 7:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:03, archived)
# How
do you do those?

I have noticed that they are .aspx and would like to so someting similar.

any chance of some hints on the code?
(Pickled_Herring, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:21, archived)
# sure
TooMuch2AM supplied me with the origianl code, I'll check with him first
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:26, archived)
# cool
cheers
(Pickled_Herring, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:29, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 8:45, archived)
# you'll never leave...
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:10, archived)
# down with fruit!

i think i've optimized it beyond recognition
(dookie, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 5:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Miaow another day
(moobat, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 4:56, archived)
# Frontpage it NOW
'cos I said so :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 5:01, archived)
# Awfully
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 5:42, archived)
# no hands!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 7:26, archived)
# Fucks sake.......
I'M SICK OF THE FREAKING CAT ALREADY.............. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(BurningFeetMan, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 13:54, archived)
# Yay
End of day



See you in the spazz!

Wibble
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 4:50, archived)
# What kind of solvent works...
when you've got time on your hands?







Hmmm?
(Larry_Mudd, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 4:13, archived)
# Cops in the USA
(BlueJames, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 3:34, archived)
# Fucksocks and cuntymints
USA cops are cunts. I should know.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 4:55, archived)
# I think you better click for this one
I made this a long time ago. I don't know if they have this comic in Britain, but they have it in a lot of daily papers in the U.S.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Scene, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 6:40, archived)
# One day when I wasn't looking...
(BlueJames, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 3:32, archived)
# not really any good
(BlueJames, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 3:28, archived)
# Long as the board's not busy...
I'm looking for some kind of reptile that looks like it's skipping across the top of the water (like a lizard or gecko or something), and don't know exactly what it is to do a search.
Any help?
(Cam Blue, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 3:22, archived)
# Last one out forgot
to turn off the lights...
(Cam Blue, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 3:28, archived)
# Try searching for "frilled lizard"
lizard pic
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 3:28, archived)
# try searching for
lizard, run, water on google image search
(BlueJames, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 3:29, archived)
# Thx to all.
Still looking.......
and have a good reason for looking, too!
More another day then...
(Cam Blue, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 3:39, archived)
# basilisk lizard
is the chappy. Try here.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 4:10, archived)
# This is it!!!
I'm so excited! Thank you!
I didn't know what it was!
(Bowing to resourcefulness)
(Cam Blue, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 5:11, archived)
# jesus christ lizard
another name 4 it
(BakeSnake, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 4:15, archived)
# (blushing)
I thought you were cursing the lizard!
(Cam Blue, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 5:35, archived)
# *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 3:20, archived)
# Dosen't work
I've clicked
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 4:43, archived)
# you'd best
be finding a plunger
(zyn (thetix), Tue 8 Oct 2002, 6:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Alabama 1968 - the Civil Rights Movement takes a great step forward.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 3:02, archived)
# who's still up
?

edit: simul-post with dr. newstead! I'm not a real yank cuz I live 1 hour later of b3ta. so It's 4:00 am here. or something like that. damned system time. I guess in reality it's 4:24.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 2:24, archived)
# Hawdy!
Mein Herr!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 2:30, archived)
# Hello
Wibble
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 2:33, archived)
# I'm asleep
but shh... don't tell anyone!

expecially when I get up for work 2 hours late tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 2:36, archived)
# I am
Did you see I got my first front page? I didn't even show my tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 2:42, archived)
# yes I did!
and well deserving it was!
it gave me a nosebleed, but what the hell, it's great!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 2:53, archived)
# Somebody
give the lady a "Wibble"
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 4:49, archived)
# Damn you!
Not only do I have to show my tits for the calendar, but also on my profile.

Well done on the front page

me must really take topless pic off profile....ah fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 4:58, archived)
# Thank you.
I'll make sure to mention my new status at my job interview on Wednesday....or maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 5:44, archived)
# Coming to the end of my day
in the Southern Hemisphere, but I guess that's not what y'all meant. Nearly finished work (just back from kapa haka practice which I get paid for - bless the culturally safe employer) so it's time to mess up a kitten.. digitally, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 4:04, archived)
# Hello
Fellow kiwi, thought for a while I was alone here - I had to have solo B3ta bashes!

WIBBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 4:45, archived)
# Where's the shift change
I know we've got NZ's in here, but where are the yankees and jobless types who stay up all night?
(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 2:24, archived)
# yankee
|
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\/
(BakeSnake, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 2:24, archived)
# Hurrah!
Boom-diggy
(Dr Newstead, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 2:28, archived)
# talented under known writer here
oh sorry u said jobless - that too
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 8 Oct 2002, 2:30, archived)
# sorry...
That'll be me, the limey then...

Hoorah for Brighton types!... Who are still watching that autopsy movie
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 2:33, archived)

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