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my army of dark monkeys!

My beauties, soon all of Brighton will be ours!
Bwa ha ha ha ha..........

(redifusion, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 7:33, archived)

If you aren't too fond of Jamie Oliver

You might want to go here
hairytongue.com/gallery/fattongue

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MartinH, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 7:31, archived)

hooray for everything

I'm proud to be one of the original posters for this - it's what got me hooked on Photoshopping:

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 7:34, archived)

apologies

for reposting the following, but tripod has deleted my originals which were b3ta catalog products and they had made the front page after all.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 7:30, archived)

Yes, it's Cliche Kitten Kong!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 7:27, archived)

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pabulum, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 7:23, archived)

HMm...

Emitting penguins... isn't that a sign of Nazi-ism?

Hmm.. maybe someone should do a flash anim.... :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 7:28, archived)

b4ta

Hey too bad that's had to go! It was fun! We made a whole lot of important decisions based on your results, and ousted many people who were once our friends because they weren't as good as donkeys/fire/Police Academy 5. We have all now converted to Jehova Witnessism and will only eat small fried worms...But hey, that's what it told us!
It brightened all our lives while it existed, and we'd just like to pass on our condolences...

(Susie, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 7:23, archived)

You'll be glad to know

that i'm over my pie fixation, but i've got a horrible case of Jesus flashbacks today:

And lo, I give unto you 'The Lord of the rings'

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 7:16, archived)

maybe

he likes it coz of it reminds him of the crucifixion?

(scabby dog, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 8:13, archived)

I see that

that new development in parliament Square is coming along nicely

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MartinH, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 7:02, archived)

did you see that?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 7:00, archived)

woo!

thank god it's left brixton - it was blocking up the tube station this morning, nearly made me late for work.
Looks much happier there tho.

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pep, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 7:01, archived)

Something for you cool cats

I've made another Flash thing:

It's a kitten burger electronic latin jazz keyboard.

www.thewebshite.co.uk/gizmos/kitten.html

(Auntie Vera, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 6:58, archived)

that's rather nice

i think it would be nicer with different cat noises, instead of the same one at a different pitch. (but I do think it's great as it it.)

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rob, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 7:01, archived)

Playing 'ode to joy'

on kittens, how have i lived so long without it?

(soulstorm, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 7:04, archived)

Thats

Brill! I love it.

Do you have a direct link for Twatsteroids? Its just that my IE is busted and popups don't work :(

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 7:09, archived)

Twatsteroids

Thank you very much. You cats are coooool.

Pukka link:

www.thewebshite.co.uk/games/twatsteroids.html

(Auntie Vera, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 7:17, archived)

Wheee thats great

It would be better if the twat heads taunted you with samples like "Pukka!" "'Ello Tiger!" etc. etc.

Also, it would be nice if the ship was smaller.

And maybe if the Twat heads split into two smaller heads like the real thing...

but either way, the flash stuff on your website is very good :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 7:23, archived)

Mmm... pussy

...aah!!!

(Auntie Vera, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 7:39, archived)

For anyone who hasn't seen this yet

100 days of lobster solitude. Crab bloke - is this a mate of yours?

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mrbrong, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 6:44, archived)

i kind of get the feeling

that if that's true, he is a complete and utter fool.

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pep, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 7:11, archived)

indeed

he is a lesson to us all.

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mrbrong, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 7:24, archived)

eh?

how do i edit my posts then - Redifusion has an option to reply:delete:edit and I dont - whats so special about him? dont you trust me?.. : (

(scabby dog, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 6:36, archived)

make sure you are logged in with

the same combination of letters as you registered.
So log in as scabby dog, not Scabby Dog or anything else.

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AndyK, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 6:39, archived)

aahh foolish me

damn that scabby_dog / scabby dog / Scabby_Dog variation that i never remember!!
Cheers -i shall fix me

(scabby dog, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 6:41, archived)

i've checked and you are

"scabby dog"

er... dunno... maybe there is a problem with spaces in the name?

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rob, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 6:42, archived)

I've never seen

an "edit" button on any of my posts :(

How many ways have i spelt flibz ?

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flibz, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 7:04, archived)

try this

1. log out
2. delete cookies
3. log in, making use you log in as "Flibz" and not "flibz"

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rob, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 7:09, archived)

Oh,

it's case-sensitive as well is it....

Picky....

My Fuzzee Felt thingy seems to have fallen on its arse. Nobody likes it.

I need an idea :(

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flibz, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 7:15, archived)

I think it's the implementation

The first screen is just a login box, which is incredibly offputting for a first time user - they don't know (immediately) what to put there.
Can you not just bring up the shared workspace and have a box that lets you enter a username for a private space on the same screen?

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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 7:30, archived)

............

(redifusion, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 6:42, archived)

where did you get that picture from?

I've got that picture framed in my lounge

(Nacho, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 6:44, archived)

mate Tara sent it to me for my army of dark monkeys

(redifusion, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 6:46, archived)

dark monkeys

i like the sound of that allready!

(scabby dog, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 6:56, archived)

It comes from a really old book of black and white pictures

all about monkeys, with loads of really odd pictures like that, or pictures of monkeys dressed up in dungarees, pulling wheelbarrows, or monkeys riding dogs with saddles on and stuff. It's a great book, unfortunately our copy has now been mutilated and re-made.

(Nacho, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 7:04, archived)

I don't know

the kids of today with their Gran Theft Autos and their Gran Turismos, they wouldn't know gameplay if it jumped up and bit them on the bottom.

Give me a good old classic like Microprose F1 Gran Prix any day...

Weeee!

Course, I can remember when all this was just fields. They've got no respect for their elders, the kids of today. In my day the local bobby would give you a clip round the ear...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 6:32, archived)

What's a

Microprose? The only racing game I ever play is Psion's Chequered Flag...
I remember when all this was a primordial sludge.

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helmetcream, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 6:43, archived)

Geoff looks a bit camp

with that hairdo and lace collar

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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 6:47, archived)

Yeah

he really got into a strange granny fetish thing after writing Stunt Car Racer :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 6:49, archived)

Haven't you got...

the latest installment?

(The Werejackal, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 6:58, archived)

re: my works day out at the zoo.

managed to subtly import the b3ta vision into the real world as we were asked to draw an animal we felt represented our personalities. Naturally I drew a tigermonkey and a Ken Dodd style antelope. You will be pleased to know that I made the final gallery at the thrilling climax to the day.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 6:26, archived)

I turn my back for 15 minutes

and when I get back there's multiple quality woos. Nice work chaps, you've cheered me up no end.

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crab_bloke), Thu 21 Feb 2002, 6:24, archived)

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