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Macaw-headed Sloth

lies around, but never shuts up.

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pabulum, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 8:17, archived)

I think I might

be related to it, that description is a lot like me.

(Nacho, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 10:38, archived)

How to get a picture to appear?

I've tried the [img][/img] thing but that doesn't work, how is everyone else making their animals appear? Mine is feeling left out :*-(

(Mint_Sauce, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 8:02, archived)

Try

img src="http://blahblah" in tag brackets

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pabulum, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 8:13, archived)

there's a handy guide

<here>

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spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 8:33, archived)

selfesteem zope

selfesteem zope !

(the bear, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 7:58, archived)

This is a Crak...

a cross between a Crocodile and a Yak. Craks are found in the sewers of Dundee, and are created when Yak semen (an important industry in Dundee) is poured down the drain and inseminates crocodiles flushed down earlier.

This is said to be the origin of Dundee's characteristic smell.

(Losgann, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 7:26, archived)

meermoose

the mating ritual is frightening!

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popt_art, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 7:10, archived)

fantastic

stuff

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crab_bloke), Sat 2 Mar 2002, 12:29, archived)

Hi,
Got me a trial version of Paint Shop Pro and here is my first picture. That is a lot of fun. It's a male. Hope the link works.
storage.freenet.de/files/get/1413680/Canibutch.jpg
Have a nice day.

(637sabs, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 6:45, archived)

hello -

I don't think they'll let you in to look at pics w/out a password - anywhere else you can host them?

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pep, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 10:00, archived)

[img]people.freenet.de/Amtthuelen/Cannibutch.jpg[/img]
[img scr="http://people.freenet.de/Amtthuelen/Cannibutch.jpg"]
Uhm, I'm a newbie in every way though. Hope it works now (the one or the other), but don't expect too much. I am embarrassed by the talent of the other posters, but it took me so long to make it.

(637sabs, Mon 4 Mar 2002, 16:58, archived)

Scottish terrorists attack Cherie Blair!

Is this for real?

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 6:09, archived)

Argh

I'm pleased to be awake I tell you.
I dreamt that I had a job working behind the scenes in television and my only task was to try and make Lemmy from Motorhead's warts look like they weren't really there by covering them up with a paste mixed of moisturiser, foundation and mashed up crayons.
He didn't like my having to do this to him, and an unhappy Lemmy is a scarey Lemmy.
Why can't I dream about pleasant things?

(Nacho, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 5:11, archived)

Never colour a Motorhead!

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pabulum, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 6:57, archived)

Aaaaargh!

Thanx for that, now I'll have the same nightmare!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 7:18, archived)

Oh my God

I wasn't expecting that!
I think I'm gonna have to cut down on eating cheese late at night.

(Nacho, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 10:40, archived)

aww

arent you cute in your behind-the-scenes-television haircut.
The picture looks like a bbc costume drama gone wrong! he he

(scabby dog, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 12:26, archived)

Erm....

Dog type giraffe thing with some orangitang....

img src="http://mintsauce.servebeer.com/online%20things/doggiraffeorangitang.jpg"

(Mint_Sauce, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 4:08, archived)

BAD ISP

Just wanted to let everyone know not to use Online-Pro out of Miami, FL for your ISP. When you want to cancel, they suddenly don't respond to your e-mails or phone calls. Pass it on to everyone you know. Happy surfing!

(taz, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 1:42, archived)

Grab My Shaft

Just thought i'd share this.
It's a wonderful song and I was inspired by cartel/bootlegging/b3ta etc to make my first video.

Grab My Shaft

I'm not too sure about the best compression method to use i've got Adobe Premiere and this video is 30MB realmedia for a 7min stereo 44khzmusic plus vid.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 1:06, archived)

Ahh

I think i've worked it out now. The reason it's 30MB is because it has several stream formats in it for different speed connections. So it hopefully won't be a nightmare for those on dial-up like i thought it would be.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 2:39, archived)

I'm not on dial-up

it's a 512k cable modem, but it plays pretty much straight away. And looks (and sounds) v good, btw.

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pabulum, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 2:43, archived)

Cool!

Early experiments with making it a Quicktime led to 500MB files!

Oh, how I laughed. ;)

I'm such an amateur, but that's half the fun.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 3:01, archived)

it's shit hot!

kind of like an evil version of adam and joe =)

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spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 8:45, archived)

say hello to minky

.
please dont ask why

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breel, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 21:35, archived)

believe it or not this started off as a dog?

with the added extras of a cat, mouse, squirrel and a nice pair of stilettos.

time 4 sleep me thinks

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breel, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 21:39, archived)

Hello Minky

You're a little stunner aren't you?
I see you're into shoes too.

(Nacho, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 5:05, archived)

Attack of the Iguana Biplanes

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pabulum, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 21:16, archived)

He's a very naughty Llama

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Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 21:03, archived)

Pointless.

Completely Pointless

(BenC, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 19:32, archived)

yes

I can.
why? dunno.

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pep, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 19:34, archived)

i got it up to 2000,

which is the year that started running. at this rate the goal of 1 million clicks will be reached in 1000 years.

woo.

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spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 8:51, archived)

yes.

However, it got reset on thursday night, due to a bug which meant the count got reset at high load. It was in fact around the 50,000 mark, but I decided it would be fairer to start again :)

(BenC, Sat 2 Mar 2002, 10:49, archived)

The evil vampire cat...