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# Nerf
Join a public MSN community, 'News' is a good one, create a photo album and host from there, huge amounts of webspace courtesy of pig-face Gates.
(twelveways, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:27, archived)
# Pass..


the dutchy pon de left hand side..BO!
(Jamsie, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:25, archived)
# clever programmer type person..
how about a search engine specially made to search all the collected jokes websites, so you can find a joke by doing searches for punchlines or starting sentances like 'two dogs in a pub..'
I thought that would help future b3ta pics and we can then connect jokes to pictures really easily..?
how about it.. is it possible?
(scabby dog, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:24, archived)
# Hmmmmmm
Should be possible, although I'm buggered if I would want to pay the bandwidth charges for it..

Anyway, I got a spanking today from my ISP coz my first attempt at the auto-tourettes site crashed the server (yaaaaay :) so they probably wouldnt allow me to cunt host anything that used bastard bandwidth. I mean, as if! fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:33, archived)
# Oooh... I'm going straight to hell!
Ho ho..
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:19, archived)
# stitch that
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:17, archived)
# clapclapclapclapclap...
and a standing ovation.
(izb_cannae_log_in, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 8:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Stop me
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:15, archived)
# why stop when you're so far ahead?
that's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:18, archived)
# thanks!
I always new I would amount to something.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:24, archived)
# for the love of god when will it end


the inhumanity of it all
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:14, archived)
# This can't be real

And i suspect someones already found it and posted it. Ah well....
(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:13, archived)
# Trying again...because im a fool
(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:20, archived)
# 'fraid
thats been around the whole internet and back a few times already :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:30, archived)
# Figured
but still, i'm always late catching on to these things and it made me chuckle. ah well...
(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:36, archived)
# have you met
the tubcat?

he's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 8:00, archived)
# Is that...
Harold Shipman. What a bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:30, archived)
# my, what a big
beard.

if that cat and tubcat had a fight of the fattest, who would win?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Armadildo
(scally, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:13, archived)
# Soapy Ellis Backdoor
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:10, archived)
# Could have been better
but I wasn't going near the goatse image at work...

You know what I mean...!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:11, archived)
# More Status Quo disaster mockery
Titanic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:09, archived)
# just
sharing a joke with their friends
(redifusion, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:04, archived)
# Hey, the clock my pc says 13.03
and you posted that at 13.04.
So in my world you're sending posts from the future.
Haywards Heath must be in slightly different timezone to Brighton
(Nacho, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:06, archived)
# i
am future boy!!
(redifusion, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:08, archived)
# Are you short
and shakey?
(Nacho, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:13, archived)
# no,
tall and steady i'm afraid......
(redifusion, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:16, archived)
# Is you in Western Road
as we type?
(Nacho, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:17, archived)
# yep,
just having my lunchtime fun before i get back to the grind.............
(redifusion, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:29, archived)
# -
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:01, archived)
# The hungry Pirhanasaurus rex family hunt in herds as the Sofellisbextorsaurus looks on unaware of her imminent doom ....again
sofellisbextorsaurus
(I helped save b3ta! Nerf, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:01, archived)
# I give up
Dont know what is going on
(I helped save b3ta! Nerf, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:02, archived)
# Having trouble with angelfire and tripod
when will my grief end
(I helped save b3ta! Nerf, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:05, archived)
# try one of the auction-based image hosts.
a fair few peeps on this board use them.

anyone suggest a good one?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:12, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:04, archived)
# Stay Tus Kwo
Woopy
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 6:54, archived)
# The hungry Pirhana-saurus-rex family hunt in herds. The Sofellisbextorsaurus is not the sharpest tool in the box and stands unaware of its imminent doom
Sofellisbextorsaurus
(I helped save b3ta! Nerf, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 6:31, archived)
# broken gif
bastard free hosting poo.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 6:44, archived)
# Is the pic not showing
If it isn't showing please tell me and I will post again
(I helped save b3ta! Nerf, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 6:48, archived)
# it's not showing cos
you need to be signed in to microsoft passport to view it.

and i'm not =(
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 6:52, archived)
# Ok
I will post again
(I helped save b3ta! Nerf, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 6:58, archived)
# no.
you need to host it somewhere else. anyone got any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 6:59, archived)
# The link
asks you to login - so looks like the image is within a private file system rather than a publically available area...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 6:52, archived)
# oh ho ho


fat people, eh? fat people...
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 6:22, archived)
# whoops
Missing pallet of bombs.
(james, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 6:11, archived)
# status-quo mini photoshop challenge!
(farmboy, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 6:08, archived)
# ......................
(redifusion, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 6:40, archived)
# that's
brilliant -
Make a few and set up a 'Status Quo mock disasters of the world' site... it could be the new bert is evil.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 6:44, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 6:52, archived)
# If I was evil
I'd put them in front of that poor girl who died of a heroin overdose.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 6:56, archived)
# don't
tempt me, I am already half way to hell
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 6:58, archived)
# distinct smell of kipper
hmm could it be a marketing ploy by status quo pr company?
(steeev, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 7:17, archived)

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