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# Say hello to Polarguin...


He makes a eep! eep! noise whenever he walks
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 6:07, archived)
# he looks like he's
coming in to land VTOL style
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 6:14, archived)
# Very possibly
He can gain both lift and buoyancy by inflating his penguin legs.
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 6:41, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 5:40, archived)
# c'mon ladies
how can you resist his little furry charms?..
(scabby dog, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 6:32, archived)
# moo
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 5:18, archived)
# tis the dawn of the vegetarian extremists....
(nic*, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 5:34, archived)
# Yes! About time
too!
/me smashes open a butcher's window and starts singing Crass and Conflict classics, then notices he has effectively given away free meat - albiet glass riddled.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 5:47, archived)
# mmmmmm!
free meat...
(scabby dog, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 5:55, archived)
# That made me
laugh and cry all at the same time. Great work again from one of the gif gods.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 5:46, archived)
# Take that cow!
If Mummy has to die for me to have leather goods and steak, so be it! Ner ner ne ner ner!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 5:52, archived)
# poor
coo!

this is undoubtably art.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 6:02, archived)
# speed - me?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 5:12, archived)
# He's innocent!
My hero Alain. Please let it not be true!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 5:28, archived)
# Coffee Ellis Bextor
(alfons, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 5:06, archived)
# if animals could talk
(scabby dog, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 4:48, archived)
# heh heh heh
LOve thAt!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 5:13, archived)
# that is great
I want that mouse.
He could tell me when the room was too smokey, or when the doorbell rings and I don't hear it, or when I'm missing something vital on the other channel and stuff.
(Nacho, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 6:12, archived)
[challenge entry] The Shirley Temple Monkey
of Sri Lanka



Venerated by the locals, almost as a god
and allowed completely free run of their temples!
(I helped save b3ta! Watty, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 4:35, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 4:29, archived)
# Anyone got the original
sophie ellis bextor pic from the other day? Got an idea.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 4:28, archived)
# Here's one

on a plate
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 5:40, archived)
# Sufi Ellis-Bextor


Sometimes the face just fits...
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 4:25, archived)
# i think
ouch.. and ow ow ow!
(scabby dog, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 5:14, archived)
# feline reactions to bearded men
(ViDi, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 4:03, archived)
# Bovine reactions to moustached women
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 4:18, archived)
# er
isnt there supposed to be a link with that? - ive actually seen that page a while ago - cats like men with beards - maybe they dig whiskers.
(scabby dog, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 4:33, archived)
# the link
http://www.improb.com/airchives/classical/cat/cat.html
(ViDi, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 6:15, archived)
# Just found a rival to google image search
after it spidered my site:

picsearch.com
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 3:53, archived)
# personally, I use
AllTheWeb
But that's just coz I think Google is a silly name for a search engine.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 3:59, archived)
# wow!
that truly is a great pic search! check out these keks i found in under a second!
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 4:01, archived)
# hooray
searching for 'furtive'
finds our furtive friend :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 4:15, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 4:21, archived)
# But where are
all the strange and irrelevant results that our friends in Google throw in for the laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 5:28, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a squiraffe
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 2:58, archived)
# that actually took me a sec
but i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 3:39, archived)
# Yes, that's the first thing
I've seen this morning here, and it's brought a warm glow to me.
Or maybe that's the Readybrek
(Nacho, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 3:49, archived)
# Or is it
the can of special brew you had as an eye opener?
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 4:23, archived)
# I dont care, I'm going to post it again...
...The worlds smallest Gif



.
(Dean, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 2:14, archived)
# Actually
I've seen a 1x1 gif before. :-p
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 2:47, archived)
# Ah, but
was it animated?`
I remember seeing a 1x1 gif used as a tiled background on a website. The 'webmaster' hadn't yet figured out the 'bgcolor' property. It took ages to scroll down the page. It wasn't worth it. I think it was on GeoShities (who recently stopped FTP access to free subscribers... Ooh! Ooh! What a great service they're running, attracting the best in web talent. </morning mini-rant>
Here's a challenge - find a GOOD geocities page...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 3:22, archived)
# Dunno
but the one I did below is animated...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 3:28, archived)
# Also
I had (and still have on a disk somewhere) a 1x1 tile editor for the C64. You could view it as a single pixel all the way up to the whole screen (including border area :). You could paint it black or white, and you could even save it to disk.

Marvlus :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 3:30, archived)
# In fact...
Heres one now:

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 3:03, archived)
# Hee Hee
When quitting JASC Animation Shop, it said "You have left a large amount of data on the clipboard, would you like to leave it available to other applications?"... I had a single pixel in there :))
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 3:08, archived)
# The B3TA word continues to spread
http://forum.fuckedcompany.com/ubb/Forum6/HTML/322494.html
(Bill Slater, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 2:03, archived)
# Did anyone do
an auto-Tourettes website thingy yet ?

Hugo was talkin about it yesterday...

What to do next.....hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 1:09, archived)
# Well,
got a mail from CNN lawyers this morning.

Fake My Death is now proper gone...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 1:06, archived)
# Boo to all
the rectally imploding lawyer suckers out there!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 3:24, archived)
# we should have
a cyber game of russian roulette and pass the hosting off 'fake my death' around each board member, until someone actually does get sued.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 4:17, archived)
# genius.
do it. and do it now.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 4:39, archived)
# If you could host it on freebie webspace
someone could upload the sourcefiles to a temporary location, go to an internet cafe, sign up with the freebie webspace using fake details, then copy the files from the temporary location (and delete them).

Hey presto, anonymous Fake my Death until the ISP pull the plug.

Then... rinse and repeat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 5:45, archived)
# Only thing is
it would use up all its bandwidth in a nanosecond
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 6:53, archived)
[challenge entry] OCTOCHENEY
(beaver bereaver, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 0:19, archived)
# Not only am I scared
I'm also worried that I read all of it.

Brainy Smurf and Lazy Smurf held Smurfette down while Meaty Smurf pulled
Smurfette's dress down and off. The Smurfs gasped in unison at the sight of
Smurfette's smurfy body
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 22:08, archived)
# It's too early in the morning...
Tubkid pulls
Tubkid finally pulls, you can almost see the smile on his fat fucking little face, sorry Tourettes kicking in again... arse tits wank...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Mar 2002, 22:02, archived)
# That...
has gotta be the best thing I've seen in a long time! I laughed out loud!
(Kimbo, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 0:47, archived)
# Ouch, he's really diggin his chubby little
paw into her hip bone!
That looks painful
Hey, Vulga, when am I gonna get my Sweet T record?
(Nacho, Wed 6 Mar 2002, 3:56, archived)

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