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# Lymington.
Lymington /lmᵻtn/ is a port town on the west bank of the Lymington River on the Solent, in the New Forest district of Hampshire, England.
It is to the east of the South East Dorset conurbation, and faces Yarmouth on the Isle of Wight, to which there is a car ferry service operated by Wightlink.

The town has a large tourist industry, based on its proximity to the New Forest and its harbour.
It is a major yachting centre with three marinas. According to the 2011 census, the Lymington urban area had a population of 15,407.
If the nearby parish of Boldre, including Walhampton, is added, the population in 2011 was 17,410.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 11:49, archived)
# Woah! nice work
Like a world made from the innards of a watch
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 13:36, archived)
# *waves hands mysteriously*
Maybe it is!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 14:01, archived)
# Yay Grunty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 13:42, archived)
# Der Graf Von Ninj!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 14:00, archived)
# \O/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 14:51, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 15:38, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 15:57, archived)
# it looks like it's been nibbled into shape by insanely intricate woodworms
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 16:52, archived)
# How did you know???
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 17:57, archived)
# Oh, I thought it was where all the posh barnacles lived?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 6 Feb 2016, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Smugs is bigger than yours, of course
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Turn it the right way Smug!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 13:48, archived)
# He needs to see a doctor about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 6 Feb 2016, 11:05, archived)
# flaky cock
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 7 Feb 2016, 17:35, archived)
# custard filled
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 6 Feb 2016, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] "Alfred, ALFRED! You know I'm allergic to PVC!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:41, archived)
# :)
I think Batman needs a poo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 11:18, archived)
# Shatman!
ba-pa-dap-bee-bop-ba-da-da-bop!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 13:31, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 13:01, archived)
# ^ I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:37, archived)
# haha, nice
and nice taggin too
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:39, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] it's not any bigger, he's just holding it closer
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] similar thing here too
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:29, archived)
# You have just confused EVERYTHING! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:34, archived)
#
I'd just done that but with bloody b3tards down I just can't seem to work out how to host anything anywhere (I'm too tight to pay for it)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:39, archived)
# could you say this again, but in CAPSLOCK?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:50, archived)
#
THIS AGAIN
Is that ok?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:58, archived)
# better
THANKS
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 11:07, archived)
# HAHA
No Ted, I still don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] how about now?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 11:07, archived)
# Nope sorry Ted
Try one more time?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 13:54, archived)
# ok, must be there now?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 14:51, archived)
# cluck
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 5 Feb 2016, 17:12, archived)
# clicked all three of these
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 6 Feb 2016, 1:38, archived)
# clique
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 5 Feb 2016, 17:12, archived)
# YES!!
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 6 Feb 2016, 13:05, archived)
# hahahaha@all of these
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 5 Feb 2016, 17:11, archived)
# click
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 5 Feb 2016, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] This for a 'Birdie'...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] it's rude to point
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 9:31, archived)
# small gods
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 9:37, archived)
# See, what I don't get, right, is that if God made Adam in his own image
then shouldn't he have had a big beard?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 9:47, archived)
# you ever noticed how adams bellybutton looks like a cats nose and mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 9:51, archived)
# Can't unsee, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 9:53, archived)
# WHY THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE A BELLY BUTTON AT ALL OH LOOK CAPSLOCK NOW I SOUND FURIOUS ABOUT BIBLICAL INCONSISTENCY IN RENAISSANCE ART
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 9:54, archived)
# God had to carry him for 9 months up his manhole
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 9:56, archived)
# jesus
calm down.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 9:56, archived)
# BUT THIS UNDERMINES THE RELIGIOUS CONVICTIONS OF ALMOST HALF THE PLANET
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 9:59, archived)
# not only that but Michelangelo was clearly not as great as people make out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:03, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:08, archived)
# NO REPLACE THIS WITH THE 1990 CARTOON ONE
THE ONLY GOOD CARTOONS ARE THOSE FROM WHEN I WAS YOUNG
EVERYTHING SINCE IS SHIT
OH JEEZ
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:14, archived)
# this capslock thing is catching...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:15, archived)
# FUCK SHITPANTS NUGENT
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:17, archived)
# this?


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hahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:17, archived)
# TEH FEAR TEH FEAR!
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:52, archived)
# he has a bellybutton because
he went to summer camp one year and all the other boys had one, so when he went home
he asked God about it and to keep him quiet he added a bellybutton. it's quite simple really.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:06, archived)
# and he has a bumhole because one of the others stuck a flute up his as a party trick
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:19, archived)
# did he play a tune on it?
otherwise that's not much of a trick
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:21, archived)
# hehe
*waits for the beardy one to twang it like a door spring, making all the ladies giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] And he thought it was OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] And on that bombshell...
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 9:19, archived)
# he's just standing closer to the camera
See Ted above for full explanation
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 10:46, archived)
# THREADRUSH! TAKE COVER!
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 9:19, archived)
# Well now you look silly.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 9:21, archived)
# "now"?
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry] obligatory


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 2:02, archived)
# Yay!
About time too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 6:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea


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(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 22:27, archived)
#
largely consisting of sodium
(A small damp ball of cotton, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 22:52, archived)
# Don't hurt that dog
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 22:55, archived)
# This all seems in order. Carry on.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 22:58, archived)
# Haha
Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 8:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 22:02, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I will leave this just ear
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 21:05, archived)
# He's strangely alluring.
But him and B.I.G. won't get any votes because of systemic racism.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 9:16, archived)
#
i thought we were meant to photoshoppe the images?
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Sat 6 Feb 2016, 0:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 20:47, archived)
# new cenobite design?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 20:56, archived)
# Imagine the size of her clam
her clam the oyster
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 21:07, archived)
# That's no moon!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] The Titanic never stood a chance.......


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(Victor Victoria, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 20:32, archived)
# ice
e what you did there
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] McCartney always felt he was bigger than the Beatles


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(Victor Victoria, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 20:15, archived)
# too big for his own...
...boots
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] an I doin it rite/
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 19:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nice shop! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 16:57, archived)
# Cheers!
...and thanks for the idea
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 17:00, archived)
# I haven't had my squildo graped so hard for weeks.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 17:15, archived)
# I say, ding DONG!
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 17:31, archived)
# looks like a butch version of prince
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 19:35, archived)
# oh shit!
*hides from websheriff*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 19:55, archived)
# *chortle*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 21:10, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 21:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 22:11, archived)
# Attack of the Fiddy foot woman?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 22:20, archived)
# Tree-fiddy even!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 22:56, archived)

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