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# Dukes of Hazard

The crane didn't handle quite as well as the General Lee...
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:53, archived)
# the one on the left..
..looks like an oompah loompah.

OOMPAH LOOMPAH PHOTOSHOP CHALLENGE! anyone? yes?
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:55, archived)
# that reminds me.....

HONK! HONK!

it's been up before, but i think it's time it came back.
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:21, archived)
# lumpbucket's thumbnails
just reading what rob wrote earlier about jumping between thumbnails and full size pix. This JavaScript thumbnail viewer means you don't leave the page, and there's none of that Back Arrow malarky.
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:48, archived)
# ker-ching
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:47, archived)
# that
i do like that
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Catherine Zebra Clones
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:40, archived)
# Aha!! I see an opportunity..
Yon laddie who posted the pix of himself in an obvious effort to get funny stuff to send to his mates gives me an idea.
Now you might have already had this suggestion but-
If you want to make money for this here site you ought to offer people the chance to send in pix of themselves/friends and for a fiver you'll put them in an hilarious animation situation. Even if only one person does it you've still made a fiver. Wahey!
I know I would be happy to pay a fiver to see my brother getting pumped up the jacksey off Cliff Richard.
(The Large and Dirty Beast, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:39, archived)
# er.. we don't want to make money from the site
we just want the site to not cost us money. We can't charge people for other peoples photoshop work.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:41, archived)
# what? don't want to make money?
i do! send it all to me. forget rob. he's obviously mental.
what i don't want tho, is to do any work for the money.
any other ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:56, archived)
# anti-work
I still think companies should hire b3ta to complete destroy their competitors productivity.

Failing that, get arhtur anderson to do your accounts.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:25, archived)
# your last
sentance frightens me somewhat...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:53, archived)
# -
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:36, archived)
# having an anti art establishment as signified by poxy tracy scabface day..

sumkind of premidlife crisis..i guess
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:19, archived)
# Hooray!
I'm a happy man.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:16, archived)
# You're a happy,
sick man.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:53, archived)
# Well...
Is this about Status Quo?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:15, archived)
# Of course not!
Thats about Disaster Area! The band famously fronted by Hotblack Desiato, who spent a year dead for tax reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:41, archived)
# Hooray!
For the memory of Douglas Adams...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:09, archived)
# everything you ever wanted to know about farts
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:14, archived)
# Me as a kid...
Heres some pics of me as a kid... i think theyre well funny!

**Interesting fact**

If you search for "nudy" on google images, theres a pic of me naked in a paddling pool on the second page! REALLY!!

Heres the 1st pic:



Thats's a spring onion in my mouth NOT a spliff!!

And another!



Mwa ha ha ha ha!!

Feel free to mutilate my pics in photoshop!! in fact i DARE you too!!
(I helped save b3ta! andy206, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:14, archived)
# !
WHY have you got a spring onion in your gob?
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:20, archived)
# why??
how the hell should i know, i was just a baby. maybe it's some weired cure for teething or something! ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! andy206, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:43, archived)
# Don't forget!
tonight
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:13, archived)
# hmph,
i have too much work to do =(
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:18, archived)
# i'll be there
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:21, archived)
# say
hello to the beggster for me, not that he'll know me by this name..... er....
(redifusion, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:46, archived)
# im there
but i fear we'll all be crushed to death by the crowds. It's gonna be packed by all accounts :(
(KingMob, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] One more twist of its head
and it'll be ready for display in the B3ta Zoo!

Give it a twist

Bigger version
(I helped save b3ta! Watty, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:03, archived)
# arg! You are made of
evil.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:07, archived)
# but that's what we put on the business plan
"recruit evil for more evil."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:30, archived)
# Given himself.. to the dark side..
(Jamsie, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 7:59, archived)
# Shouldn't His Lightsaber
be red then?
(thellama73, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:37, archived)
# Um..
yes it should, but..um...he's just turned..er, and hasn't had a chance to buy a new one..
(Jamsie, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:58, archived)
# yeah? yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 7:59, archived)
# murder.....
on the conference floor?
(I helped save b3ta! gster, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:03, archived)
# Is that
an audience of sophie ellis hecklers? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:03, archived)
# no!!
it's sophie in theaudience!

tuh...
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:06, archived)
# Oh
I take it Sophie has something to do with something called theaudience or something then?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:48, archived)
# theaudience
her old band

incidentally she went to the school just around the corner from mine.
(theantmustdance, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:08, archived)
# ...
and how's your face for girth? is it a local thing?
(I helped save b3ta! rangelife, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 16:55, archived)
# Hehehe, the films a disaster...
(Jamsie, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 7:58, archived)
# They're
actually VERY right about that!
:O)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:04, archived)
# sophie's hellish tractor
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 7:52, archived)
# ladies wot smoke...
...float my boat

(I helped save b3ta! scruffyoik, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 7:45, archived)
# what's happening in the b3taverse?
Hi folks...

I've been extremely chaotic and busy this week... hardly had a chance to check the board. So...

...what's happening to b3ta? Are we still going to be homeless? Or has b3ta found some cash / bandwidth / whatever?

Any updates?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 7:36, archived)
# no news really.
someone is having meeting next week to see if we can put the board there for a little while.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 7:48, archived)
# ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 7:31, archived)
# heh heh heh
furtive quo socks, I want
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 7:34, archived)
# Oy!
My little sister bought me those socks for xmas! What have you done to them?
(MyName, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:30, archived)
# altogether everybody!...
'blame it on the quo!'
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:46, archived)

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