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# infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me!
Just did a search on google for "andrew washington" -

"B3TA : WE LOVE THE WEB
... nice things (braindelay, Tue 12 Mar 16:53, More) He likes to Party Hard Andrew Washington
K (HoTWire, Tue 12 Mar 16:43, More) Tit.....routine, Tue 12 Mar 16 ...
www.b3ta.com/ - 23k - 13 Mar 2002 - Cached - Similar pages "

still not ranked number one tho lol
(julio geordio, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:38, archived)
# Umm...
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:40, archived)
# Most bizarre Google image search of the week
Looking for a suitably dumb pic of Liam Gallagher, Google gave me one of Ted Heath.
Talk about the chalk and the cheese :)
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:50, archived)
# Thats the great thing about
google image search, all the random completely unrelated images.

They're fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:51, archived)
# I got some great random images
looking for scaffolding earlier on today for the Roadies CD cover. Some of 'em just make you think 'eh?'
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 11:05, archived)
# googlebomb ahoy
sounds like a case of the googlebombs
(agameme-err-non, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 11:59, archived)
# type in "woo clicky" in google
and guess what you get =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 12:24, archived)
# Take the day off work cos my boy is sick
What happens.

Bloody internet connection goes down!

PAH!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:32, archived)
# Evening Flibz
how goes the search for hosting?

We miss the Flibz series of net thingamies!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:34, archived)
# Well I've found a couple of options
But I've got to wait until my revenue stream recovers
cos I'm el skinto till bloody pay day!

I just gotta decide how much bandwidth I need...and
whether I can get by with a crappy database or something
like MSSQL...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:42, archived)
# :(
aahh well, we'll just have to cope without your wonderful net doofreys... somehow... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:49, archived)
# Course the other question is
what domain name should I have...

BTW: I can get 2gb pcm + MS Access for around £10 or 4Gb + MSSQL for around 30pcm...

Other variants fit in between...
Here
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:54, archived)
# french_turnip_turrets dog
(mr mouse, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:27, archived)
# This turret bloke
owns a lot of dogs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:29, archived)
# Mr Pig says
oink, oink, oink.......PISSFLAPS!! .....oink, oink!!!
(Turrets Dog, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:31, archived)
# I gather you've all seen this?
Clicky
(icedragon, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:15, archived)
# New Game.


Don't worry, they're all trained stunt kittens.
(tomsk, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:12, archived)
# Woo and yay!
Flash version anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:15, archived)
# this is more fun
Cat-a-pult
(icedragon, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:22, archived)
# Yep
played that, and the sequal :)

Actually, wasn't someone going to do Whack-a-mole with that blankety blank picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:24, archived)
# That
is unfeasably cruel.

And great fun.
(tomsk, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:25, archived)
# Front page!


My life is now complete!
(tomsk, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:28, archived)
# Wow, I've completed someones life
MY life is now complete :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:30, archived)
# surely
this image is even better than the first one?

made me laff anyway
(I helped save b3ta! randomisgood, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 11:13, archived)
# well
what you think is irrelevant, for I have the power and you do not...

muahahahahahaha! hahahaha! muaaahahah!

[nurse: time for your medicine, Pete]

Awww.. I don't like the medicine... it makes me sleepy...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 11:16, archived)
# Behold
the power of the three w's
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 12:05, archived)
# Ahh yes
even a being as powerful as me must bow to their superiority..
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 12:28, archived)
# andy is waving goodbye
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:11, archived)
# Umm...
Somethings up with the board.. (and only the board page)...

Looks like the CSS is missing. Is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:57, archived)
# And
as soon as I post that, its fine again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:58, archived)
# cosmic rays...
...hitting the server in warwick
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:55, archived)
# Things not to do 3
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:57, archived)
# Woo and Yay!
Those are so well animated!

I've also figured out how to make AnimGIFs play at full speed and not grind IE to a halt.. all I have to do is right click one of them and hit "properties". When I close it, they go full speed...

luverly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:00, archived)
# I'm all annoyed.
I've got another one but when I try to save it in ImageReady it crashes. Pesky ImageReady. Bah.

Any idea how else to convert an uncompressed AVI into a gif?
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:06, archived)
# I think that a program called
AVIEdit will do it - get it here
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:10, archived)
# Ta.
I'll give it a whirl.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:19, archived)
# Tip:
Make 'em 280 pixels wide!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:36, archived)
# double woo!
one of the most fandabby things on the board ever!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:06, archived)
# uproarious applause!
Marvellous work!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:13, archived)
# MORE TURRET'S DOG


TREVOR MEETS TURRET'S DOG
(Turrets Dog, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:57, archived)
# Football+Kiddy-nappers
Alright, it's football - but the truth is often stranger than fiction when it comes to music (and a great picture to boot). Photoshop this...

www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_543778.html?menu=entertainment.latestheadlines
(I helped save b3ta! Pistol Pete, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:52, archived)
# God please, no
Alan and Judith Kilshaw are the new Neil and Christine Hamilton. Arghhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:58, archived)
# the kilshaws
I loved the johnny vegas thing on big breakfast the other day.. Alan and judith review internet shopping.. Woo
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:10, archived)
# erm...
(batardo, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:08, archived)
# Well done
You've actually made her look better (and little less sweary than she usually is).
(I helped save b3ta! Pistol Pete, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:13, archived)
# hey
come to the official andrew washington/unofficial b3ta channel at chat.planetz.net port 7000 #andrew-washington
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:47, archived)
# As a homage to Andrew Washington
I now have him on my desktop, and I have registered [email protected] as my new e-mail address.
(Slacker, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:43, archived)
# dont know if any of you have seen this?
http://www.braball.com



For a very good cause, and if it mean less bras in the world, well hay I’m up for that.
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:36, archived)
# I don't know
you haven't seen some of the 50-something year old spinsters that work... errr.. not here.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:48, archived)
# self serving tennis
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:34, archived)
# groan
-
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:46, archived)
# Who
chopped off the back off his head?
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:00, archived)
# What a brilliant link this is
http://www.lanng.demon.co.uk/loose/index.htm
(Asian Mercury Man, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:29, archived)
# Remember that Turret Dog from earlier? Well here's some more

(I helped save b3ta! Cedarsave, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:28, archived)
# Who invited these guys?
Why are we sitting so far apart?
And what's that ace of hearts doing up your fur?
(alfons, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:27, archived)
# How To Get...
...Three Heads In Advertising.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:26, archived)
# From Soapy Phallus Beanbag's official site...
I signed up to the messageboards, and just had to show you this bunny-boiler's post:

Posted by:ARTHUR (a Lawyer from Oxford, apparently)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Oh Sophie,
Ever since I heard your voice my mind has been in a whirl and then when I saw your face I was completely vanquished - you have got a hold on me which is difficult to explain.You have an elfin beauty and emerald green eyes and a smouldering voice....... SORRY I'M A BIT PISSED, but I mean every word.
I'm going to try and see you at the Bloomsbury next week, because you're lovely. Can I have your autograph, did you get my valentines card?
You are all that matters."

Methinks a few extra security bods may come in handy.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:22, archived)
# Helloooo...
Hope someone sees this...
just signed in...I'm lost, i wish i could understand what and how to do.
(Giavrastanera, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 11:07, archived)

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