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# Elvis Preslemur
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:42, archived)
# Mr Pedantic says
Hello children! I'm Mr. Pedantic. You should include this picture of me in all your pedantic posts to the board, and start them with "Mr. Pedantic says".

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:42, archived)
# I get this for a google search for pedantic
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:45, archived)
# Well
this causes a bit of a dilema!

Which "Mr. Pedantic" should we use? Personally, I prefer the Elvismonkey...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:46, archived)
# wrong!
You were meant to say, "but that man only comes number two in the search." Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:48, archived)
# well..
i found this. i'm not sure i like the poncey cartoon style though.

(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:51, archived)
# Mr Pedantic says:


We usually spell dilemma with 2 "m"s.....

God I love being smug!
(Jesus, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:50, archived)
# Woo!
Contratulations on being the first person to use Mr. Pedantic! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:51, archived)
# Mr Pedantic says:

shouldn't that be 'congratulations'?
Tee hee!
(Carpworld, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:02, archived)
# Rob:
Any chance of Mr. Pedantic and his instructions for use being put in the handy guide?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:54, archived)
# er...
sounds too much like rules...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:57, archived)
# Not really
its just a bit of fun
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:04, archived)
# He may not
have a smug smirk, but he is obviously well read, and he has a look that says "I know far more than you. You are pathetic."

He also looks a bit like Elvis.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:45, archived)
# More like...
Morrissey the consumer monkey

(I helped save b3ta! gster, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:12, archived)
# gosh...blast from past...
congratulations on your memory that man...
(nic*, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:18, archived)
# ahh but
Mr. Pedantic would never make people drink his stale weewee
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:22, archived)
# woo
what an excellent way to waste time love it..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:43, archived)
# arrrrrrrg
none of them work....they all end up behind my monitor, no matter which way they're thrown...weird...wonder if its a hp monitor thing...
(nic*, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:16, archived)
# andrewww...
please can you put up some pictures of you so we can rearrange you in photoshop? nothing tasteless.. perhaps you with an enormous veiny cock hanging out of your trews? or not.. maybe just with a basket of kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:36, archived)
# Maybe...
...a basket of kittens on FIRE, I can see it now...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:38, archived)
# have you
any stupid animals for tomdog, andrew?

A holy cow, perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:41, archived)
[challenge entry] We all carry our own personal hell around with us
It's just that Vanessa's is a bit more prominent than most
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:32, archived)
# Holy fuck!
If we're bad, then we go to Vanessa's cleavage when we die?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:34, archived)
# It's alright
he appears to be holding a cocktail party in there
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:36, archived)
# I think
it's the cheeky wink that makes it sooo special...
(Jesus, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:34, archived)
# that made me guffaw like an old fool.
i'm still doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:41, archived)
# just come back from lunch
to see i made my first front page.
woo + yay!
p.s. was that really Him that posted the interview below?
(I helped save b3ta! rufus, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:30, archived)
# I like the capitalisation of "Him"
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:32, archived)
# We like that
I've had mail about it

"the domo kun superbike thing made me laugh".

(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:38, archived)
# Peekaboo!
(Jesus, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:30, archived)
# Giant Bee shop!
Due to popular demand, and in conjunction with nicey, I am proud to announce that Giant Bee Merchandise is now availble.

I have also set up a shop with Food, Griblit and Hairy stuff in for some people in the Isle of Man, so that's now available too.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:28, archived)
# what are the margins like
Are you going to have sell millions to make any wonga?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 9:18, archived)
# Laughed at this quote down the page
"no one wants you to go away
we want you to photoshop kittens."
(rob)

It seems so innocent, so inviting, yet so sinister.

(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:25, archived)
# my 3 best qualities
well spotted.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:30, archived)
# You are also
very good at squeezing pink sick out of cats.

This must be a very handy skill to have.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:53, archived)
# oi
can somebody post the URL for the picture of the kitties chasing the brown monsterthing please?
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:14, archived)
# here
http://drew.corrupt.net/think-of-the-domokun.jpg
(Sabaki, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:16, archived)
# thankyou muchsomely
woo etc
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Noooooooooooo!


First post. Be nice :-)
(dognutz, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:12, archived)
# let
it be me! sweet lord let it be me!
(redifusion, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:17, archived)
# The source of all his powers!!


-David
(HoTWire, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:08, archived)
# I am trying not to laugh...
because the CEO is in the room...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:10, archived)
# looks like..
he wants to be the bishop now too
(Sabaki, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Craig David Jason
(Sloven, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:06, archived)
# clapclapclapclapclap
Yay and Woo, for verily is this funny, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:09, archived)
# I don't understand
what do you think I am physic
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:27, archived)
# Umm...
I'm guessing yer not British?

I think most Brits get this joke :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:29, archived)
# duh
its another del boy qupte.. but if you have to explain them...
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:34, archived)
# Oh right, yes
I bow to your superior only-fools knowledge :)

I actually remember it now you have reminded me
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:36, archived)
# Mr Pedantic says:
surely you mean psychic?
(Jesus, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:31, archived)
# I'm going to create a
Mr. Pedantic logo for people to put in pedantic posts to show that they know they are being pedantic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:35, archived)
# Good idea
as long as he has a smug smirk on his face
(Jesus, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:38, archived)
# Kimbo!
Just saw your sweepy widdle kitten flash... very sick, very funny. Bravo, sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:05, archived)
# he he he!!
(I helped save b3ta! andy206, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 7:59, archived)
# Subtle.
It's the Ronald Reagan memory game
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 7:53, archived)
# I matched two
after about 100 clicks. My wrist hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 7:56, archived)
# Victory
After a mere 20 minutes
(Jesus, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:07, archived)
# I've gotta get me
some of these babe magnets
(Sabaki, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 7:51, archived)
# Are you pleased to see me
or is that a dalek in your trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 7:54, archived)
# Exsperminate!!
White wee-wee...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:02, archived)
# W-h-e-r-e h-a-v-e y-o-u b-e-e-n
y-o-u s-l-a-g

o-o-o-o h-a-r-k a-t h-e-r

etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:05, archived)
# no-bod-y loves a rad-led old da-lek queeeeen
great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:15, archived)
# I'd forgotten about the
gay daleks - yay!.......maybe crab_bloke can bring 'em back in his TV show!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:24, archived)
# Sounds like
Andrew would need some that are bigger on the inside than they are on the outside
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 7:58, archived)
# fantastic nerddom
camp as hell too.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 7:59, archived)
# well
they get Domu's seal of aproval:

(Sabaki, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:05, archived)
[challenge entry] This ain't no 20 minute ride...
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 7:44, archived)
# Yap Yap Yap
Look at my cartoons.
(dog_face, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 7:26, archived)
# you have
a very nice style
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 7:50, archived)
# I like sweating boy.
Subject lines you wish you'd never used #1.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 7:59, archived)
# why thankyaw guys
I'll try and do more. Any requests? Ones that I can do while my boss isn't looking preferably.
(dog_face, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:11, archived)
# a swan
having a nightmare about sygnets and lead weights.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:16, archived)
# i'll try...
I have got a hovering employer annoying me at the minute though. Asking me to do work?! Who the hell does he think he is? Oh, erm...ah.
(dog_face, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:31, archived)
# I like!
Can you do Domo Kun in that style? Perhaps doing something completely mad?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:18, archived)

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