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# The appeal spreads

(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 6:41, archived)
# OK, I've done some super-optimised javascript
for the board.

There's an example here

It's not a working board, just an example of the code in action.

It knocks around 80% off the file size if the
posts average out at 100 chars or so.
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 6:08, archived)
# 503 of you rename the function to 'p' rather than 'post'
;)
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 6:12, archived)
# yup
readable code = muchos bandwidth ;)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 6:15, archived)
# rename all your style classes..
... to things like a and k :)
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 6:17, archived)
# How about implementing a compression algorithm
... in JavaScript ? :)

Or seriously.....

www.remotecommunications.com/apache/mod_gzip/
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 6:23, archived)
# There are
HTML compressors out there. It's worth running files through these things before uploading them (That way there's an optimised version on the server and you have a readable copy to work with).

I've toyed with the idea of writing a javascript optimiser for a while now. Would anyone use something like that?
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 6:28, archived)
# Probably.
Although they have issues with dynamic content (php, cold fusion, asp etc).

What it really needs to do is take the content and dynamically find strings that
occur multiple times and replace them with variables.
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 6:36, archived)
# I still have no idea what you are talking about
so I will just nod my head in an understanding fashion.
(Lazarus, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 6:17, archived)
# Sad....
we talk our own language, us programmers, don't we?
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 6:19, archived)
# Yes we do...
...hang on, I'm not a programmer. That reminds me, I don't understand any of the coding. But good work fella!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 6:21, archived)
# can I get
a phrasebook?
(Lazarus, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 6:21, archived)
# I'm sure there is one on Amazon...
(looks) no there ain't :)
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 6:34, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Lazarus, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 6:08, archived)
# Where is everyone?
.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 5:20, archived)
# just
got into work mmy friend
(redifusion, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 5:28, archived)
# Ahaaaa!
how goes it? Have you gone to the chat room yet?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 5:31, archived)
# just
logggededed in
(redifusion, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 5:36, archived)
# Peep peep
Well, Redifusion, scroll back a few pages to last night.
I made you look like Ren from Ren and Stimpy. But more stunning, of course.
(Nacho, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 5:41, archived)
# i've
just seen it! hahahahah!
got 2 get it framed and sent to my mum!
(redifusion, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 5:43, archived)
# Well, you are special! Mummy's special soldier
What is you up to tonight, and Vulga?
I need to go and drink rather than stay in and drink.
(Nacho, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 5:46, archived)
# i've
been ill all week so im looking after myself this wknd
(redifusion, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 5:48, archived)
# I'm not sure what I'm doing this evening
it all depends what a certain young lady is doing... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 5:50, archived)
# I love being American...
because we know that the moon is actually a nuclear-powered lighting device that allows liberals to spy on us...

and that Pokemon are intended to corrupt our children!

God bless the USA!
(Kimbo, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 4:55, archived)
# the moon
wow i had no idea about the moon! I work for a big american company and so I am not surprised at all but I am upset that no one told me before
(Lady, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 7:03, archived)
# Wtf... [moan]
... what happened last night.... I don't remember having that much to drink... it must be all the cold medicine crap I'd been taking all day that fucked me up. I've gotta play footie today.
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 4:41, archived)
# Nightmare
I know that feeling all too well, not good! My deepest sympathies for playing footy for 90 minutes (or you could run off at 1/2 time)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 5:21, archived)
# I'm still working up to it...
.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 6:16, archived)
# running off
or playing the game? I know what my first choice would be!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 6:19, archived)
# I'm negotiating...
... myself onto the bench, early doors.

Seen this: Ronglish?
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 6:26, archived)
# Save b3ta idea
How about a totaliser like they used to have on Blue Peter to record pledges or whatever?

Also Rob - how much do you need in total anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! randomisgood, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 4:02, archived)
# Alot......
going by the bandwidth stats.
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 4:41, archived)
# I've been up since 5
bored.
so I did this for Nacho.

usual suspects :)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 16 Mar 2002, 3:05, archived)
# I'm at work
and I didn;t get home last night. I feel really crappy. Is the #andrew-washington irc room still open?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 3:56, archived)
# I haven't got a clue
to be honest.
lost the link.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 16 Mar 2002, 4:05, archived)
# But surely
if you did't get home you had a good night then... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 4:09, archived)
# I did indeed have a marvellous evening
"Too young for her" indeed...
anyway, the link for the chat room is...
http://web.archive.org/web/20011010210551/www.andrew-washington.com/chat.html if anyone is interested, I'm there (in fact, I'm the only person there)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 4:32, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
Look at that, that's the first picture I saw and it's us lot. Oh dear - munterama.
Apologies for my lodger last night, Pickledpizza, he was drunker than me and kept saying, I want to type something, then couldn't think of anything to type anyway. Then started having a go at me for being on the computer and generally being abusive to everyone round here. The more we laughed at him the more we wound him up. He was puking like a bastard this morning though!
(Nacho, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 5:25, archived)
# Marvellous!
I would only assume that the event was captured on photographic film? (not the throwing up, that would just be nasty)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 5:27, archived)
# well, Aaron did tape Chris's face up, and we've got a photo of that
Trying to use that film up to get developed.

Anyway....Fishbowl maybe tonight for a few?
Can't afford it, but I'm getting cabin fever staying in.
(Nacho, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 5:34, archived)
# I have
no funds at the moment. I'm going to try and blag a tenner off someone and then send it to B3ta, if not it will have to wait until the end of the month (hope it won't be too late for B3ta!)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 5:54, archived)
# that
is just so beautiful!
(redifusion, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 5:30, archived)
# Bugger.
Looks like no-one else is up yet.

Bored.
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 2:41, archived)
# too much time
I was supposed to go to my AA meeting but found this site and started hitting kitties with mallets and where did the time go, oh well, results the same, another sober day!Tho too much time on this site and I don't know what could happen to one
(pandoras.box, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 22:11, archived)
# woo! I'm screwed,
look at this scary man
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 21:58, archived)
# He looks concerned about me...
but he has to go on in a hellish "Cats" act...
(I helped save b3ta! Hyksos, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 0:36, archived)
# i just donated...
I gave you one hour of my pay (Canadian). I know it isn't much but I hope it helps - b3ta gives me too many laughs to let it die.
(greencolander, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 21:52, archived)
# You may remember
the first Dont Say Boo! to a Goose.

If you don't - its here:


Well! At last! The sequel is complete!

It's in Flash MX format so you may need to get your flash plugin updated (but you're going to need to do that soon anyway so may as well get it over with now)
anyway, enough rambling.. it's here
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 21:34, archived)
# god damn
im wated
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 21:20, archived)
# hey ad washington
screw you hippy ... i may be unable to type after a few beers... but at least i do shit and have phun while doing it... ass wipe !!! weeeee can you tell im hammered... damm long island iced teas and thier evil ways
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 20:28, archived)
# The almighty Lev at Ingredient X
I'm using one of Lev's little dorky movies to test where I can stream Quicktime from.
Someone wanna let me know if this link works.
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 19:26, archived)
# worked fine for me!
never heard of lev before tho
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 19:47, archived)
# Money
Think about text ads like kuro5hin, google, fark, or offer ads yourself (not through another company) like somethingawful does. Good luck in any respect.
(Bjron, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 19:21, archived)
# l'enfer c'est les autres
I'm basically testing this upload thing to see how it works.. my contribution probably won't make it to the board anyway
(mr_tricolore, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 19:19, archived)
# wahhh
somebody come into andy washington chat. i'm bored.
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 19:00, archived)

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