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# If their was ever...
..a page created for b3ta, this is it.
pethumor.com

I expect 20 cat-hugging-a-dog based pics before tomorrow. Class dismissed.
(braindead, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 14:40, archived)
# Does anyone know what........
the best program is for compiling animated gif's? And the quicker it is to download the better!
Thanks
(Leon2001TheProfessional, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 14:13, archived)
# have you got photoshop 5.5 or higher?
if you did have imageready comes bundled with it & is really good...umm, in the old days, i used to use gif builder tho.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 14:32, archived)
# I do !
but you seem a bitter type of person, and although I eat small fluffy pets for breakfast, I only like nice, decent, peace loving people, and the comments you made earlier didn't portay you as such.
Hello I'm drunk. again. hurrah for friends who leave beer in my fridge, and say " keep it !"
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 16 Mar 2002, 14:36, archived)
# my dear wee pickle..
why are you drunk and on the internet ? Should you not be out in sunny (even when it's dark) brighton?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 14:39, archived)
# Brighton
had sun today???????
Not fair!
(I helped save b3ta! E.S.Blofeld, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 14:47, archived)
# we had sun in London for about 2 hours...
i was guessing on Brighton. I used to livethere so i always think of it as sunny. You know how it is. I was young. I was drunk... etc etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 14:56, archived)
# ah yes...
I woke up after the London sun had gone for the day
(I helped save b3ta! E.S.Blofeld, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 15:14, archived)
# you know what -
just before i went out - i checked the board. Sad? ME? oh...
anyway, Flibz you were on here at 8.15 or something. But YOU, the sun went at about er, 2 or 3 or something. That's shameful.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 15:18, archived)
# pep, me dearheart,
Although the prospect of spending the entire night ratting it up in Brighton sounds great, I live in (not-so-fckin'-sunny-Kent-which is shite) so staying in and getting pissed on free lager, then hitting the sack with the missus for 20 mins or so, (checking the board inbetween strokes) and getting generally bladdered and munting pictures up on the pc and erm smoking cigs is great!
viva le smashed! and b3ta. of course
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 16 Mar 2002, 15:49, archived)
# ahhhh, for some reason,
i thought you were another of the brighton kids. sorry - my mistake. and you're right, b3ta is a good alternative. (esp when you have no cash to go out)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Possibly No More B3TA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aghhhhhh
What will we do then????
(Leon2001TheProfessional, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 13:33, archived)
# And the Ass-Kiss award goes to...
YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 13:35, archived)
# Erm........
Is that insult or a compliment ??
(Leon2001TheProfessional, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 13:36, archived)
# And the 'hey my name makes me out to be cool which is untrue' goes to
You Everstoned......change it to child_with_no_money_or_prospects_and_is_basically_a_geek!
(Leon2001TheProfessional, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 13:38, archived)
# well...
somebody has made themselves look like a miserable twat

and that would be you

professional my arse!
(skagg, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 13:54, archived)
# Well.....
I'm sure your arse is professional....you do sound a bit like a rent boy.
He's gay, he's bent, his arse is out for rent, his name is skagg, his name is skagg!
(Leon2001TheProfessional, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 14:10, archived)
# hey hey people calm down....
you're upsetting the bunnys. look at the little bunnies - arn't they cute ?

(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 14:20, archived)
# Wow...
What kind of dye do they use?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 14:25, archived)
# I'm confused.
are those bunnies moving?
or have I had 2 much beverage?
Oooh, it's both !
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 16 Mar 2002, 14:31, archived)
# that reminds me
fi' dollah, you pay or fat toni come round and sit on you
(skagg, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 14:39, archived)
# chill...
Christ! It was a joke, proffesional!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 14:54, archived)
# I'm sorry
:(
(Leon2001TheProfessional, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 18:05, archived)
# Why won't the b3ta messenger work?
Hi. I tried using the B3ta messenger for the first time today. I entered the same username and password I have for b3ta.com... then it went to a page asking me to confirm my password, and to enter my email addy. But then I always get this error:

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Error Diagnostic Information
ODBC Error Code = S1000 (General error)


[Microsoft][ODBC Microsoft Access Driver] The field 'b3tausers.oldid' cannot contain a Null value because the Required property for this field is set to True. Enter a value in this field.

The error occurred while processing an element with a general identifier of (CFQUERY), occupying document position (31:2) to (31:41).


Date/Time: 03/16/02 19:15:42
Browser: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
HTTP Referrer: www.flibz.com/m3ss3nger/login.cfm
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So what's the problem? :-(
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 13:16, archived)
# Soz.
Fixed it. Was cos I had to convert it back to access (cheaper)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 13:43, archived)
# who is cal? is the b3ta appeal a hoax???
the link from the b3ta appeal page to the paypal site is to pay someone with the e-mail address [email protected]

who is cal? is it actually rob? has the page been hacked by this cal to get money from us honest b3tans wanting to donate?

i want to donate, but i want to know who cal is first (c:
(I helped save b3ta! nodmonkey, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 13:05, archived)
# I know!
The bloke cal is one of the admin operators on B3ta, trust me, quite safe.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 13:08, archived)
# he wrote the board,
and is generally a hardcore genius type.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 14:01, archived)
# cal programmed the board. He is the king of
programming. There's a few people that were there when the board was but a twinkle in umm, the interhigh web's eye. Rob, Cal and umm, me.
Cal already had a paypal account set up. The appeal's not a hoax, it's a way to keep alot of nice people talking to eachother (that's you you know).
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 14:35, archived)
# i paid
come on u lot dig deeep.. i just gave,,,
(poor guy, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 15:02, archived)
# thank
you!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 15:08, archived)
# Quote of the day
"Y isnt mojo breathing any more stupid munkey eat the dam rock"
(Maceyman, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 12:49, archived)
# ..


damn xbox's are huge
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 11:49, archived)
# X-box is like curts mother
sums the size up just about "large lunchbox"
(Maceyman, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 12:50, archived)
# Here's
Today's Stressful Gallery soundtrack provided by Kaiser Bierwurst. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 11:09, archived)
# uh-oh!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 11:42, archived)
# goose the goose
I dont know if anyone else has been on this before, but this is very very funny.
(spatchcock, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 10:26, archived)
# That's for splitting up the Beatles
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 10:10, archived)
# piggyback art
this guy is a master all religous people stay away!
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 8:57, archived)
# too cute?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 8:54, archived)
# .
woo
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 16 Mar 2002, 13:06, archived)
# dagnabbit! Now i wish
I'd made the homepage graphic that in the first place! It's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 14:42, archived)
# gee thanks pep
for all this frontpageness.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 14:57, archived)
# thanks for
doing stuff.
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 15:09, archived)
# what about?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 8:53, archived)
# penguin power
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 8:52, archived)
# If anybody is remotely interested....
I've got the new South Park Series 6 episode posted @ www.memeticlife.com

:)

NB. Just fixed a Javascript glitch.. downloads now fine.. AND I FOUND THE SECOND EPISODE!!
(Daylami, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 8:44, archived)
# love is never die


not enough content on his site for it to be truly funny tho. can anyone translate the front page? is this a b3ta joke from before i was born?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 7:43, archived)
# Please Help
(Dean, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 7:29, archived)
# that's wonderful
and heart-warming
(cold, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 7:58, archived)
# I thought it might even out my bad Karma
From making
This
(Dean, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 8:09, archived)
# fan tas teak
can't wait for part 2
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 9:34, archived)
# I'll donate a pound
if gabby gets her puppies out !!
(I'd probably pay anyone a pound to get to see a pair of jugs. coz I'm like that.)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 16 Mar 2002, 13:03, archived)
# see up board
that's a pound please.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 15:03, archived)
# b3ta m3ss3nger is back
www.flibz.com/m3ss3nger
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 6:43, archived)
# Woo and Yay!!!
Stirling work, flibz!!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 6:54, archived)
# Well
I'm paying for it now, so it's under evaluation.

If it uses too much bandwidth I need to
negotiate with the provider...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 6:56, archived)
# Suggestion!!
Could we possibly see a "delete" function on the same page when you're viewing the entire memo?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 7:35, archived)
# Done
;)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 8:07, archived)
# Did you see that?
Just without a moment's flinch, just adds it in. What a bloody nice bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 8:28, archived)
# My
weekend is going to be great after all...
ยง8O)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 8:02, archived)
# i cant create an account :(

(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 10:18, archived)
# Presenting...
NINJAMONKEYS!
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 6:42, archived)

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