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addams family cat delivery

(steeev, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 14:38, archived)

"She loves it. She has it right by her bed on her nightstand"

I think there may be an opening in the market for a more um imaginative take on this dont you reckon?

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 14:25, archived)

i'm thinking evil somethings...

like a new version of "fake their death", or embarrassing photos, or the cover of Hustler instead of boring old Time =b...

([email protected], Mon 26 Nov 2001, 14:48, archived)

a specialty magazine

for specialty magazines:

(Shoehorn, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 15:49, archived)

fantastic!

pure genius

(steeev, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 4:31, archived)

great idea!

somebody should definitely have a go at this.

(steeev, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 4:32, archived)

Baby Ben Bonanza

We've got a model of Big Ben we're asking people to customise. Download it from www.fat.co.uk/babyben
then email it back to us
We'll be showing these on saturday 1 dec 3pm - late at the architecture foundation, 30 bury st, london, sw1

(anothersam, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 14:21, archived)

I like this site!

Especially the "rod is in the detail," although the little riff in the background is a bit repetitive...

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spacefish bong!, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 14:36, archived)

Can we do animated ones?

actually, marmot fur is quite tempting.
What did I do with nicey's texture tile?

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chthonic, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 3:18, archived)

hey fellas you made it on to shift.com

Saw a link to you in Shift Magazine -- seem like more Canadians then just me like you ;>
[url]www.shift.com/mag/9.6/html/9.6shiftlistb.asp[/url]
tied with rathergood at #13!

([email protected], Mon 26 Nov 2001, 13:45, archived)

make your own band!

found a cool flash movie in their listings where u can create your own band ala popstarz.
dancingpaul.com/rockstarter/

(steeev, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 14:01, archived)

Cat Snake Game

Psycho Techno Hypno Kitten Snake may well give you seizures.

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crab_bloke), Mon 26 Nov 2001, 13:05, archived)

I'm having a fit!

See you in court!

(Sul, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 13:21, archived)

Boom Boom....

....Let me here you say "Me...OW!"

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JamboM, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 12:21, archived)

can you make that into an interactive drum machine?

that would be cool.

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rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 12:35, archived)

OK....

...I will try!

Have you got any cat soundz?

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JamboM, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 4:59, archived)

Have you noticed

that the dark pattern between the eyes looks vaguely demonic?

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Lum, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:48, archived)

Or is it more like

Alien?

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Lum, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 12:12, archived)

boom boom

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:25, archived)

and the punch line is?

btw: her eyes are possessed.

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rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:26, archived)

It is because

she has spent too long here

(Lazarus, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:31, archived)

See

(Lazarus, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 12:12, archived)

if that last picture worked

You would see the true genious

(Lazarus, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 15:34, archived)

dr universe says

Dear Dr. Universe,

What type of scientist are you? I am very interested in becoming a scientist. Where do I start?

Thank You,
Campbell
Ocala, Florida

REPLY:I am actually a very curious writer who loves science. So I'm interested in all areas of science and learn about them every day. Of course, since my interests are so general, I make a better writer than I would a practicing scientist.

Hence, he is not a doctor..

HE IS A SHAM

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:17, archived)

If it comes to that

he doesn't look much like a universe, either. Universes are greener.

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spacefish bong!, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:22, archived)

he does have

a twinkle in his eye, maybe he is what the universe looked like before the big bang?

(Esteban, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:23, archived)

are we looking at

the fish or the cat?

(Lazarus, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:30, archived)

cat?

fish?

(Shoehorn, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 16:15, archived)

fish

wasp

Have you ever seen a fishwasp? Bet you've seen a sheepdog.

(Esteban, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 17:28, archived)

surely everyone's seen a fishwasp

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AndyK, Tue 27 Nov 2001, 4:30, archived)

I'm a doctor

It says so on my credit card.
Unfortunately I'm also a sham...

I can answer questions on architectural sketch design though.

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chthonic, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:24, archived)

I'm sure he is a sham but

he might have a PhD. A doctor of letters perhaps?

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:29, archived)

Star Paws (via Rob Meldrum)

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rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:04, archived)

The walk designer is momentarily entertaining

Skeleton

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:02, archived)

It feels quite violent.

like an internet shit-kicking simulator.

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spacefish bong!, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:10, archived)

My friend HAS did this

for a game a while ago

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chthonic, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:32, archived)

has someone

got their tenses in a muddle?

(Lazarus, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:33, archived)

No, no, his name is 'HAS'

He's always been known by his initials for some reason.

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chthonic, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:47, archived)

he should be in a band with the moonwalking kitty

that would rock.

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rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:35, archived)

Consider it done:

Beastie Boys

Also featuring the cat and the spinning bear. and bod. I've got to stop doing these.

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spacefish bong!, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 13:32, archived)

Cool.

Do you get to shoot them?

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:36, archived)

They were non-violent in the demo

but you could do, yes.

It's based on Marathon Infinity for the Mac and a very early rough cut. If you feel like a 2.3Mb download, see
Millstone

HAS and I did lots of Marathon stuff together, but Millstone is his baby. Textures borrowed with permission from a fab bloke who works for disney.

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chthonic, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:51, archived)

awwww. bless. baaaaa

Sheep Game.

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AndyK, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:59, archived)

gawd that's great

really really great.

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rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:08, archived)

I was great

but I would rather have been able to drown then sheep. In blood.

(Lazarus, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:15, archived)

Yep. That would work.

Can you get flash to work? Then make it.

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rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:19, archived)

I would like

to second this motion. See to it.

(Esteban, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:20, archived)

My soul has been drained (with thanks to crab bloke)

Satan is on earth, and his name is Timecube

(found this link on his site. appologies if you ahev seen it before)

(Lazarus, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:57, archived)

the large

text on the time cube site is very imposing.

(Esteban, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:59, archived)

oh dear

I am wiser than any god or
scientist, for I have squared
the circle and cubed Earth's
sphere, thus I have created
4 simultaneous separate 24
hour days within a 4-corner
(as in a 4-corner classroom)
rotation of Earth. See for
yourself the absolute proof.

(I see no proof)

(Lazarus, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:00, archived)

Interesting

But does he, at any point, see fit to, I don't know, perhaps deploy any evidence to match his invective?

(milk_explosion, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:02, archived)

I dont

even know what it is.

I think the big writing is supposed to convince you.

(Lazarus, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:09, archived)

Haha yes . . .

those big letters confirmed the man's genius in my eyes. God. I bet he works in a bank or something.

(milk_explosion, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:12, archived)

"Hate god eats Child Life"

The bastard! I've got a standing order giving them £3 a month. I hope I get a refund.

(milk_explosion, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:17, archived)

This is as far as I got before fearing for my sanity

(Lazarus, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:13, archived)

the more you think about it

the truer it gets.

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spacefish bong!, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:17, archived)

I reckon

I could draw a circle round the four points of the cube. And inside as well. Yes! I am a genius - I've made the time cube spherical!! you educated wrong evil square teachers. Ha!

(milk_explosion, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:24, archived)

In english please?

Man-god academic scam
equals 1-corner Pyramid.
Rotating 4-corners prove
1-human is only 1-corner
of a Higher Order Life. There is no 1-
corner god in 4-corner lifetime stages
of human evolution metamorphosis ...
wherein born baby dies to child, child
dies to parent & parent dies to grand-
parent corner. Adults evolve, not born.
Singularity equates sex with the baby.
Adult word worship is an
evil adult scam. Burn the
bible, honor Childhood
via which adults evolve.
Babble Power is suicidal.

(Lazarus, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:44, archived)

silly...

going home now.

(Esteban, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:19, archived)

Yes well

Biscuits are generally round or oblong, ignoring biscuits is evil. I am wiser than god and his mates cause I lopped the corners of toast so it looked like underpants. Yep all of creation is underpant shaped with a two holes for your legs. Demand that educators debate whether cake or biscuits is best with tea after a nice long walk.

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nicey, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 13:13, archived)

Berni - Kitten Of Chaos

(Siamese-Alley Cat Mix )

(Lazarus, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:52, archived)

well, if that's what you're into

I suppose you might need a few instructions. The Gentlemanly Art of Spanking the Woman you Love

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AndyK, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:38, archived)

This little lovely is Dog of the Day

Why not check out Dog of the day? - it's awesome.

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rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:31, archived)

What about spike?

Pet of the day.

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:36, archived)

He's lovely

he is.

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spacefish bong!, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:56, archived)

I'm bored.

So I did a search for woo and yay.
This is what I found.
Woo!

and Yay!

I'll get my coat.

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:19, archived)

results of boo and hiss...

Boo:

Hiss:

Excellent I think.

(Esteban, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:23, archived)

monkey!

"Woo the Monkey was an inspiration to us all, we could not have done it with out him!"

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AndyK, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:24, archived)

I would...

...kill to be bored, so i searched for "I would KILL to be bored" and this is what i found...

Sorry, my boss is over working me! And im not happy about it!

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JamboM, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:25, archived)

take your own monkey pic

make sure you have the correct web site in the background though...

www.tbc.gov.bc.ca/culture/schoolnet/carr/

(Esteban, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 11:25, archived)

He's Bad!

and he can moonwalk.

(Esteban, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:00, archived)

What's his name?

I'm very fond of him.

(milk_explosion, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:05, archived)

Erm

Khaos Kitten - I think.

(Esteban, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:08, archived)

best animated gif

I've seen for a while.

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rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:07, archived)

I just keep watching him

and watching him. Where's he going? What's he thinking? Who can tell. Walk, kitty, walk.

(milk_explosion, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:08, archived)

actually

it turns out it is live video. The cat is moonwalking for the world feline moonwalk record.

Beleive it or not Ripley!

(Esteban, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:57, archived)

he rocks.

i made this rather shit webpage for him. With a well dodgy Eurithmics midi file.

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spacefish bong!, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:52, archived)

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