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This sounds a wee bit shitey

but is actually pretty interesting.
The Secret Life of Numbers is a project to map the frequency of every number between 0 and 100,000 on the net and ...em...find some stuff out...

(Jesus, Tue 7 May 2002, 19:06, archived)

That is actually very cool indeed...

...kinda makes you want to fuck with it though... and create a false importance and some weird associations for some random number.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 7 May 2002, 19:20, archived)

chaotic?

you up for the edinb3tan? just been to ivanhoe with fat boab, and tis a good venue.
www.edinb3tans.tk

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stouffer, Tue 7 May 2002, 19:24, archived)

I'll be there...

will we have some secret sign for recognition?

(EDIT: I can bring a digi camera too... but if we stick too much stupid cardboard stuff to our foreheads, we might get thrown out. I assume we aren't hiring the joint...)

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 7 May 2002, 19:31, archived)

nah, not

hiring it, but i guess there'll be less there than the southern wankers effort. even so nametags might be the way to go. depends how many people

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stouffer, Tue 7 May 2002, 19:35, archived)

or... if everyone is willing to spend a tenner or so...

get everyone to make up a stupid one-off tshirt from a copy shop... anything goes as long as it's b3tan?

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 7 May 2002, 19:37, archived)

Poor old

2387

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 7 May 2002, 19:25, archived)

brilliant film starting on sky cinema 1

outland

with james bond! (sean connery)

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DaWolfey, Tue 7 May 2002, 19:03, archived)

Outland

Does indeed kick the proverbial butt.
Damn me for not having sky!
Damn me for still being at work!

(Wallz, Tue 7 May 2002, 19:09, archived)

ain't seen that

but 'The Fly' is on Sky One at 10 - that is rockin

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randomisgood, Tue 7 May 2002, 19:43, archived)

damn,

wish I'd watched that instead of this recording of Battlefield Earth. Still, at least I now understand the meaning of the word execrable.

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loolah potato, Tue 7 May 2002, 19:50, archived)

It's Paul Daniels!

and the lovely Debbie McDonald...

(Romana, Tue 7 May 2002, 19:01, archived)

(PornDungeon, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:42, archived)

Just thought

he'd look better with an arse chin doing a shit.

(Dies Irae, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:42, archived)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:45, archived)

agree with you, can we leave aw alone now please.............

(redifusion, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:47, archived)

Why

(Dies Irae, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:47, archived)

Because it went beyond funny

the first time, and kept going for weeks after it became seriously butt-clenchingly tiresome.

Its done. If you missed it the first time, tough i'm afraid.

The only reason I haven't deleted AW threads is that I don't want to get above my station and wouldn't want to make that sort of decision without Robs permission.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:56, archived)

do you mean

Awww, spoil sport %). I was about to resize it myself, but someone b3at me to it

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:49, archived)

wow....

thats big. you really screwed up the borders on the page there.
wonder what exists in the electronic miasma beyond the edge of the page?

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rockyrobin, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:51, archived)

Strange things

Wierd things. Things that would frighten you. Don't look! No, noaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:52, archived)

Pah been there done that.

Ok Lumpie I apologise for my part in this such as it was and will refrain from taking further part in this as it has been done before move on people move on theres nothing to see here ect.

(Wallz, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:59, archived)

That is exactly what i meant

but I had to edit your post and shrink it because it totally fucked my browser up :(

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:54, archived)

Sorry

I always take things too far, or so my dear old muvva liked to say.

I was just about to resize so as not to piss too many people off, sorry for any hassle peeps %)

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:56, archived)

what is

it with this guy anyway?

(Dies Irae, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:56, archived)

i don't know

but i think the alteration you did in itself is high-larious.

(que, Tue 7 May 2002, 19:30, archived)

Anti-Woo Commences

Wee Cat hates people bringing back unwelcome guests.
He calls it like he sees it, thats the way with the wee guy

(Jesus, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:51, archived)

his mom must be proud

him: look ma, I made it on the internet
mom: ya, but you gots a frickin brown pickle squeezin outta chin. you dolt!

(lsd4all, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:52, archived)

i fucking hate this man.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:37, archived)

Who he?

Is that "Serge" from Beverly Hills Cop?
Get the fuck outta here!
No, I cannot!

(Jesus, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:41, archived)

thats the fucker

and he was in that show with that guy.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:43, archived)

Ah yes

His name was Balky or something..

(Jesus, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:45, archived)

yeah.

i hate him.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:50, archived)

balki

from "perfect strangers"

(que, Tue 7 May 2002, 19:23, archived)

Wanted Dead or Dead

My girlfriends' sisters' boyfriends' mom heard that this cumwad is wanted by OBL and Hussain for his horrific television career.

(lsd4all, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:57, archived)

do your research

the man has talent.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 19:16, archived)

He looks a bit like the bloke who lives in the flat below me.

and he's a cunt too.

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 7 May 2002, 19:42, archived)

...He's the sort of guy who'd wear a suit on his day off...

...and he's a chartered surveyor. As far as I can ascertain, they're all cunts. (Apologies to any b3tans who happen to be surveyors, although that's probably none?)

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 7 May 2002, 19:46, archived)

so, whatever we do

we're under no circumstances supposed to do this?:

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zog why change it now?, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:30, archived)

awww fackin' 'ell

Here we go

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:33, archived)

Can we have a repost

of that animated gif where he goes in and kills one of "his girls"

(Wallz, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:35, archived)

Can we please not start this up again.

Seriously, he's just a sad bastard and the web is full of them.
It got reeeaaaaally boring last time and will do again.
Can't we just imagine he has a team of hotshot lawyers like L***H****r and leave him alone??

(Jesus, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:39, archived)

i agree

AND ALSO APOLOGISE FOR POSTING THAT HIS WEBSITE IS BACK UP AND RUNNING YESTERDAY
AND i have just realised that caps lock was on...sorry to shout....
I see his flatmate has seen sense and moved out, I mean erm NO MORE AW POSTS!

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Pob, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:47, archived)

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

NOOOOO!

Please... LEAVE IT! For the love of god NO!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:42, archived)

ahhh

He's probably really nice when you get to know him, in a Bates Motel kind of way.

(frogman, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:53, archived)

he probably is.

and i think we really should leave it there.
once around is funny.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 19:22, archived)

Dubious charity ....

like helping out my new site......

(Egg, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:15, archived)

cool

might keep an eye on your message board. I like the format, where you click on the thread to read it. Makes it a bit easier to find things, I get lost trying to follow threads on b3ta sometimes.
Two small bits of criticism:
1. 'organically' (Sorry to be anal, but it is your front page)
2. I personally think that exclamation marks can be overused!!!!
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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:26, archived)

!!!Give me!!!!

One good example!!!!!!!
hehehe

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Pob, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:50, archived)

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

I won't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
So there

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:57, archived)

Cuntymints

I missed my 100th bored day. and my 100th post by quite a bit actually as im cumming upto 200 now.

Thankyou for reading that pointless thing I will now woo yay you for it Woo y ay

(Wallz, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:13, archived)

best page on the web

www.yourethemannowdog.com

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mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:10, archived)

wtf

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:15, archived)

your guess is as good as mine

its almost hypnotic though.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:19, archived)

lol

who is that guy? Is that the chap who played the teacher in 'Pink Floyd The Wall'?

(wowbagger42, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:19, archived)

it is the fantastic sean connery

isnt it?

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mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:24, archived)

sure is

but what is the audio clip from?

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rockyrobin, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:24, archived)

no idea

i've seen a lot of the man's films (he is a god) and it doesn't ring a bell.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:26, archived)

Its from 'Finding Forrester'

Apparently, haven't seen it meself

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:32, archived)

thats meant to be

shit.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:33, archived)

Eww

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:09, archived)

haha

funny...

what do you guys say... 'Woo Yay Cuntymints' (spoken in my most nerd-like American accent)

(wowbagger42, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:15, archived)

you say owt you like mate :)

if it's good enough it'll probably become another board catchphrase - the last one was lumpbucket responding to a gibberish post with a load of shite that had 'i can't fucking hummus' in it and look where that went....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:23, archived)

you guys...

are so nice... even to an American newbie like myself.. much more than i can say for many other boards

thanks guys

(wowbagger42, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:29, archived)

well, we do try

however, to be fully initiated into the board, you must potatoshop a furtive bear. that is beating someone to death. with a cheese grater.
don't ask me, i don't make up the rules...

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rockyrobin, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:39, archived)

don't foget the flashing, gratuitous Marmots.

oh, and the fluffy.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 19:04, archived)

oh yeah.

nearly landed you in it there...

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rockyrobin, Tue 7 May 2002, 19:13, archived)

except

that one?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 19:05, archived)

oh, and we absolutely hate yanks

did anyone mention that?
what?
I know I'm american. I don't count!
I suppose me being jewish means that I can't be a nazi? huh? huh? does it?
it does?
oh.
well, uh. welcome aboard then, fellow colonist.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:52, archived)

ronald mcshipman

(matt1234, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:04, archived)

i've found out what i did last night

i got a ride home from amate (whose bag i kept talking to)but didn't go in, i went down the pub (again) and ended up drinking even more and siging about eight karaoke songs before passing out.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 17:58, archived)

Kevin Spacey lookalike priest

Bastards at fark.com and their 24-hour new user posting delay... BAH!!!

I'll just post here then :)

BTW... here's the original

www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/lapriest1.html

(wowbagger42, Tue 7 May 2002, 17:54, archived)

More picklepizzadaudio

is up at fop towers for when the bandwidth runs out everywhere else :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 17:52, archived)

I know who you fooked last summer

(lsd4all, Tue 7 May 2002, 17:44, archived)

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mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:28, archived)

bleh

(Saoirse, Tue 7 May 2002, 21:15, archived)

what does 'something for the blender' mean? a random photoshop?

(wowbagger42, Tue 7 May 2002, 17:43, archived)

Nope,

It's summat you put in a picture of a blender, or better still, animate in a blender :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 17:48, archived)

oh...

so what would i select for just a random photoshop.. 'a normal post'?

excuse my newbiness :)

(wowbagger42, Tue 7 May 2002, 17:51, archived)

huh.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 17:53, archived)

thanx

(wowbagger42, Tue 7 May 2002, 17:54, archived)

yeah

post away..

but nothing ronald related for the love of sanity

(minoltion, Tue 7 May 2002, 17:53, archived)

Oh god no

this is just too sad.
Notice the legal notice at the bottom of the page.
ClicketyClick

(Choaderboy, Tue 7 May 2002, 17:35, archived)

all

over again eh?

(minoltion, Tue 7 May 2002, 17:37, archived)

I can't believe

taht it's still exactly the same. You'd think he'd have learnt after the last time..

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loolah potato, Tue 7 May 2002, 17:40, archived)

turned the speakers up

for the midi

(minoltion, Tue 7 May 2002, 17:44, archived)

I'm actually really impressed

with his singing. No joke. It's quite good.

(Choaderboy, Tue 7 May 2002, 17:46, archived)

why what happened last time?

why am I always the one on the board to ask all the questions?
are they stupid questions?
why do I ask them when I know perfectly well I won't be able to read the answer because mac blah blah blah?
why doesn't hardly anyone ever answer them?
is it because I ask too many questions?
or because they know I'll never see the answer (because mac blah blah blah)?
how many grains are there in a sack of rice?
can I have a sherbert?
can I go home now?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 7 May 2002, 17:47, archived)

We basicly

Terrorised him into closing down his site - because he is a sick fucking bastard who I hope will burn in hell AND! he cant fucking hummus (maybe)

(Wallz, Tue 7 May 2002, 17:53, archived)

LOL

I love the news bit where B3ta get mentioned!

(Sheng-ji, Tue 7 May 2002, 17:46, archived)

Odd

He reckons that someone at b3ta was trying to to do a DOS from 132.185.132.13, but thats registered to the BBC...
(edit) and he's supposed to be an IT guy?

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:08, archived)

read the last line of the

"coat of arms" bit on the front page

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DaWolfey, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:36, archived)

Right time to use

my ability to kill off a thread and say something.

No lets just go to the chat room again... no lets not
Yeah thats the coat bye

(Wallz, Tue 7 May 2002, 17:48, archived)

I cant believe...

he's actually published details of how to get to him... If i were a psychopath... cya in a bit, just going for a walk...

(Sheng-ji, Tue 7 May 2002, 17:56, archived)

and remember kids

http://www.andrew-washington.com/images/frontpag.gif

Edited to link as pop up boxes kept appearing.

(minoltion, Tue 7 May 2002, 17:50, archived)

OOooo Ooooo

A Tina Speaks page maybe coming soon!

[edit] or maybe not as she "moved out"

(Wallz, Tue 7 May 2002, 17:56, archived)

AAAAAAAAARRGGHHH!

STOP IT BEFORE I EXPLODE!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 May 2002, 18:40, archived)

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