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a group of b3tans for
Justin Timberlake....
you can't imagine how easy a mistake that is to make...
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:35,
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Justin Timberlake....
you can't imagine how easy a mistake that is to make...
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are we all shagging Cameron Diaz?
bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:36,
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bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard
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you aren't?
she's open to everyone, you know*
*may be is a complete lie.
possibly
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:41,
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she's open to everyone, you know*
*
possibly
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yes you are.....
no, I just can't carry on the facade, I love you all... lots...
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:31,
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no, I just can't carry on the facade, I love you all... lots...
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After seeing that thing in the newsletter this week, I thought I would give it a go.
BEFORE
![](http://freespace.virgin.net/b3ta.space/girly_before.jpg)
Pizzaface
AFTER
![](http://freespace.virgin.net/b3ta.space/girly_after.jpg)
Baby's arse
Boy did she need it though!
CLICK THE TEXT UNDER EACH PIC TO BIGGYFY THEM!!
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:27,
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BEFORE
![](http://freespace.virgin.net/b3ta.space/girly_before.jpg)
Pizzaface
AFTER
![](http://freespace.virgin.net/b3ta.space/girly_after.jpg)
Baby's arse
Boy did she need it though!
CLICK THE TEXT UNDER EACH PIC TO BIGGYFY THEM!!
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i can't even tell what you've done
but i still would - repeatedly
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:29,
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but i still would - repeatedly
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'nice tits'
but thinking again
I'd deserve jail for that...
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:30,
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but thinking again
I'd deserve jail for that...
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maybe needs more shadowing, and perhaps a 100% strength smudge across her face?
edit: just had a quick go at the after one myself
clicky
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:30,
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edit: just had a quick go at the after one myself
clicky
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the first picture makes me think I have a slightly better chance of doing her, than the second.
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:32,
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just go over the zits with the blur tool.
gotta be careful you don't overdo it though. I did it a bit too much on her actually.
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:37,
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gotta be careful you don't overdo it though. I did it a bit too much on her actually.
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as I don't use photoshop, I use photoimpact.
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:39,
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But I don't have the brain for it. too complicated.
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:42,
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is your friend :-P
really, if you can aquire photoshop, it's *far* better than photoimpact, PSP and the like
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:41,
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really, if you can aquire photoshop, it's *far* better than photoimpact, PSP and the like
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I have seen it, my brother loves it.
But I simply cannot do with it.
Edit: I like the use of the word "aquire" ;-)
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:43,
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But I simply cannot do with it.
Edit: I like the use of the word "aquire" ;-)
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it's a cunt to start with, really, but give it a few days and it gets a lot easier
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:44,
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since photoshop 3
so when i started with it, it was worse than photoimpact
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:48,
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so when i started with it, it was worse than photoimpact
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i've been using PS a good 6-8 months now, only really switched from PSP because i was doing some graphics work that had to turn out well, but been with it since
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:51,
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'acquire' looke so much better than
'a choir' doesn't it...
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:48,
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'a choir' doesn't it...
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but whenever i post kazaa related posts, they get nuked by the mods
so, in that case, get it from kazaa and then buy it if you like it*
* or hate it and carry on using it
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:43,
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so, in that case, get it from kazaa and then buy it if you like it*
* or hate it and carry on using it
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i just use a copy of photoshop from kazaa so i can sample the full deal, not a limited trial copy, and when a newer version comes out, i'll probably buy it... with money.
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:46,
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two Adobe products from Kazaa, and both of them automatically register the name 'Woo Yay' and the company 'houpla'.
I can't help but feel I owe someone many thanks....
*I did
On second thought, Its totally wrong to even look at Kazaa, as it;s entirely evil. Oh yes.
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:45,
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I can't help but feel I owe someone many thanks....
*I did
On second thought, Its totally wrong to even look at Kazaa, as it;s entirely evil. Oh yes.
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is amazingly fun*
*an annoying habit we have
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:47,
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*an annoying habit we have
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the fun we have with them
*you probably would
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:49,
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*you probably would
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a cunt*
* cunt
edit: i'm presuming moore has fallen asleep on Ijon in an arousing way
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:54,
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* cunt
edit: i'm presuming moore has fallen asleep on Ijon in an arousing way
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i honestly don't want to subject b3tans who didn't turn up to my face
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:06,
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You should go pro (if you aren't already...)
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 4:20,
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I draweded this!
![](http://www.callthenation.com/seasnail-1.jpg)
King's Port, that must mean it's the good kind.
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:20,
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![](http://www.callthenation.com/seasnail-1.jpg)
King's Port, that must mean it's the good kind.
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we all just sit here, rocking back and forth, wanking, sobbing and pressing F5
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:23,
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I'm just trying to convince myself I'm tired... and pressing F5...
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:25,
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and made me slightly kookie as well!!! :p
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:27,
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i'm just sat here, rocking backwards and forwards, imagining Berk wanking*
*may not be entirely true...
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:29,
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*may not be entirely true...
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I'm sure there be no shortage* of volunteers
to feel you wank......
*there would...
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:58,
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to feel you wank......
*there would...
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but i want to spend a night with you and your crayons
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:23,
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tell him to stay away from France!
and ignore the impatient people above who know not what they speak. (Edit: nevermind.)
W/Y
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:24,
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and ignore the impatient people above who know not what they speak. (Edit: nevermind.)
W/Y
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we spake fact at the time, and as the message was posted, we wern't jumping the gun at all :-)
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:25,
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you should goto tho toilet, clean up, and flush your underwear?
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:28,
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but quite frankly, that animation makes me want to marry you.
goodnight
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:20,
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goodnight
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and mention that I think cunt is a great word... although when northerners say it, it loses so much of it's charm...
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:17,
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and when i say 'cunt' women fall at my feet*
*an amazing lie
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:18,
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*an amazing lie
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at the end... northerners don't pronounce it.. southerners do. it adds so much power....
twat has a similar problem
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:19,
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twat has a similar problem
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I've spent day wandering the streets of Manchester saying 'Cun, Twa' repeatedly, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt....
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:27,
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to call somebody else a cunt now, are you.
unless you were talking about yourself.
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:08,
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unless you were talking about yourself.
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but i love you in an incredibly sordid way
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:12,
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utter cunt
just thought i'd get that out of the way, seeing as i couldn't earlier
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:06,
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just thought i'd get that out of the way, seeing as i couldn't earlier
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utter cunt too....
but, on a non-cuntified issue - how did you get home so soon?
(you cunt)
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:09,
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but, on a non-cuntified issue - how did you get home so soon?
(you cunt)
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you cunt.
i walked all the way to piccafuckingdilly and got a taxi from outside the BT building
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:11,
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i walked all the way to piccafuckingdilly and got a taxi from outside the BT building
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you could have walked it in...erm.... a long time.... and a taxi might have taken pity on you
... eventually...
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:13,
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... eventually...
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i eventually got, was one that took pity on me
edit: i'm wanking him as i type this
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:14,
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edit: i'm wanking him as i type this
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to set him apart from other
b3tans....
or is it just me....
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:10,
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b3tans....
or is it just me....
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possesive Berk...
though to be fair, there's more than enough of SSG to go round... as it were
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:22,
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though to be fair, there's more than enough of SSG to go round... as it were
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of a band i was in 10 yrs ago
we were crap but it the best fun I have ever had!
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:01,
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we were crap but it the best fun I have ever had!
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i wouldn't be the 1st person to shamelessly extol the virtues of a unique yet CRAP product on the board now would i?
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:31,
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Supermoore's second Birthday bash about ten minutes ago, so I'm in no mood for telling people I like them.
Except you, I like you.
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:05,
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Except you, I like you.
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well going to it was the first mistake ;-P
and thankyou, i like you too
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:07,
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and thankyou, i like you too
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but i feel it would be a badly placed expression.
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:01,
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there were cartoons about a sperm bank that was always there with a helping hand when you needed it.
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:03,
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![](http://thecity.keenspace.com/hatebot'svarietyhour.png)
...his ambitious musical revue folded in less than a month.
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His churlish attitude is quite like my own in many ways.
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:59,
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wonder what all the fuss was about....
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:03,
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i remember asking yo to marry me, as our children would be wonderful
the offer still stands, and i'm still of 100% of belief that our children would be wonderful
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:07,
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the offer still stands, and i'm still of 100% of belief that our children would be wonderful
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would bear them. This had better not be a "Junior" deal.
Even still, they would be SUPERCHILDREN.
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 3:09,
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Even still, they would be SUPERCHILDREN.
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he snotted all over his face?
;-)
I can`t see white paper at the minute, cos there`s no lights on in the room
(uber-g33k)
edit: well, ladies - time for beddy byes - nighty night!
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:48,
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;-)
I can`t see white paper at the minute, cos there`s no lights on in the room
(uber-g33k)
edit: well, ladies - time for beddy byes - nighty night!
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in the harsh, cold glow of a poor quality monitor with X gamma correction overcompensating?
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:50,
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I'll give it a woo, a yay, and a hoopla.
I'm back from my 2-week vacation everyone. Let's throw eggs at me.
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:39,
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I'm back from my 2-week vacation everyone. Let's throw eggs at me.
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it`s not even a funny pic!
just listening to strange music :-D
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:31,
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just listening to strange music :-D
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and I must say I'm feeling rather sorry for myself...
but also strangly giddy....
tee hee hee
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:25,
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but also strangly giddy....
tee hee hee
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i don't drink beer, but i have free beer from the free beer show :-)
so nyar!
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:30,
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so nyar!
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They're selling Stella here for a euro (around 70p) a bottle.
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 2:46,
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well and truly beered up, considering he didn`t sober up from last night
YAY for bank holidays! I can do it again tomorrow night!
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YAY for bank holidays! I can do it again tomorrow night!
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