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My stupid Birthday

BIRTHDAY YAY.

I'm going to be another year closer to death, so come and see me off in the style of Oliver Reed. The plan is to eat some food and drink lots of drink in Preston Park from around 4pm. I might be there sooner, so turn up earlier if you like.

You can get a train to Brighton Station via Clapham Junction or East Croydon, the rest of the journey you can work out your bloody self. Once you arrive in Brighton, you can either:
Catch a connecting train to London Road, leave the station via Springfield Road and come straight to the park. This adds on five minutes of precious precious time.
Or:
Get off at Brighton and leave via Trafalgar St. Wal all the way down it to London Rd, turn left and walk all the way to the park. This will rob you of roughly 20 minutes of your short short life.

Alternatively, walk down to London Rd and catch a 5 or 5a. Timetable Here

However you get here, you'll need to find us in Preston Park. We'll probably be the drunk people that aren't the Chinese State Circus (attendance of which, could be an option for well monied people). In the eventuality of it pissing down, we will just go to the pub - The Open House, which is next to London Road station. The connecting train route is definitely the best.

For those that have the power of a car, just come into Brighton via the A23, the park will eventually be on your left. WHEEEE!

I done gone made a map:


After the park or the pub, it's all back to mine. I can provide floorspace for a few people to crash and one lucky punter will get the sofa. This would be about 5 or 6 people space. I know quite a few of you have mates in Brighton so if you can arrange crashes at theirs, even better, but possibly not neccesary.

ALso bear in mind that this isn't just a b3ta bash, there will be a few random folk around that don't know the board. Feel free to abuse them all however you see fit.

NEWS JUST IN: There is going to be a fucking big firework display in the park that night too. I may or may not be sticking around in the park for it.


Sat 13 May 2006, 17:00

Brighton. Well, some of it.

My stupid Birthday

Going: Bud Muhnquai, Lu, Whythebigpaws?, Fictional Emma, baldmonkey, Elisabeth, scott,, IrateCorpse, D3xt3r, vork, Cap'n Tallbeard, Godzuki, rosie posie, SuperMatt, Dekazer, Batshitmentalist, TN (17 people).

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 12:44, Reply)
I can't make this one,

I'll get you a drink in July.


(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 13:00, Reply)
YAAAAAAY

And also BOOOOOOO.

But not necessarily in that order.


(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 13:03, Reply)
God.

(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 13:50, Reply)
I'm only penciling myself in at the moment

It'll be all down to finance, damn you and your "middle month bash"


(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 14:09, Reply)
Blame my parents.

Hope to see you there. And if I don't, chinese burns all round.


(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 14:19, Reply)
I'll be there and may have two very old b3tans with me

in terms of user ID anyway.


(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:38, Reply)
woo

one of them would be me then...


(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 20:57, Reply)
Who are you?

Weirdy.


(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:06, Reply)
beardy

you know, you've touched me often enough


(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:07, Reply)
BAN THIS FILTH


(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:09, Reply)
!

is that long for youre dumped? har


(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:12, Reply)
*bumtouches reassuringly*


(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:14, Reply)
..

ooo you charmer


(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:17, Reply)
Oh sweet Jesus.

I have no idea who you are, but do come along and buy me a drink.


(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:56, Reply)
BAH

Elisabeth and I will be unable to attend due to a severe money shortage.


(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 11 May 2006, 18:25, Reply)
I understand, no worries.

There will be more bashes.


(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 11 May 2006, 19:37, Reply)
Hmmm, Brighton eh...

It may be worth it, just for the Gays!

Oh hang on, it's cup final day that day isn't it...?


(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:40, Reply)
This

(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 7 May 2006, 13:21, Reply)
What a bunch of cunts

I'm definitely not going to that


(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:41, Reply)
Me, me me!

I'm coming to this!

*jumps up and down*


(therocker, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:43, Reply)
No you're not. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:15, Reply)
I really really wish I was

If I can still find a way between now and then, I will come.


(therocker, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:46, Reply)
I am going to bum you blind.

(IrateCorpse drifts in and out like an indecisive, warm fart., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:14, Reply)
You fucking better.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:15, Reply)
Will

try. No excuse being in the same town really....

*edit* Oh fuck, I'm working for a change. Sorry. Have a good one :)


(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Tue 2 May 2006, 12:18, Reply)
*thrusts*

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 May 2006, 19:06, Reply)


You're so going to get it.


(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 6 May 2006, 20:34, Reply)
Bring it the fuck on.

Where?


(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Sun 7 May 2006, 13:55, Reply)
^^THERE!

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 May 2006, 14:35, Reply)
Fuck yes

(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Sun 7 May 2006, 18:21, Reply)
i'll bring the lube

someone else will need to bring sandpaper.


(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 8 May 2006, 9:03, Reply)
*sighs*

If I must.


(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 9 May 2006, 16:02, Reply)
YOU MUST.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 10 May 2006, 12:00, Reply)
I AM.

Although I still haven't decided whether to sleep on your floor or get a train back that same night. I figure I shall play it by ear.
If that's ok by you. :)


(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 10 May 2006, 12:08, Reply)
I have no preference either way,

but I am slightly afraid of you hungover and in my house.


(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 10 May 2006, 15:03, Reply)
Are you getting the train there from london?

edit: I see you are getting the train from the post above.

Fancy training it together? it'll make the journey less boring.


(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 11 May 2006, 15:15, Reply)
partay, you say?

I can get to london early and cheaply, its the bit after that that is the problem

huzzah for striking lecturers cancelling exams!


(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Thu 11 May 2006, 15:13, Reply)
I can come

But I'll need to find crash space somewhere.

edit: alternatively I could just leave early but that would be gay.


(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 11 May 2006, 15:17, Reply)
I think I may be all filled up with people.

We'll have to wait and see.


(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 11 May 2006, 15:21, Reply)
I'm only an ikkle one...

edit: may also get the train back if others are.


(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 11 May 2006, 15:22, Reply)
I'm getting the train back on the night

As I have football team photo on Sunday morning


(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 12 May 2006, 14:56, Reply)
Excellent

I may join you on that.


(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 12 May 2006, 15:40, Reply)
Looks like I may well

pop down, probably only to disappear drunkenly on the last train :) See you guys there I guess (if I can spot you all).


(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Thu 11 May 2006, 16:45, Reply)
YAY!

Nice one lady.


(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 11 May 2006, 16:47, Reply)
this

probably with added beer-induced flatulence


(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 12 May 2006, 8:46, Reply)
I am getting the 10pm train home

which I believe goes through London


(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 12 May 2006, 15:09, Reply)
I'm going to have sex

with everyone there.
And I'll be eating a pie.


(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 May 2006, 17:26, Reply)
score!

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 12 May 2006, 19:17, Reply)
Except you won't actually be there.

(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Sat 13 May 2006, 0:36, Reply)
He better be, or I'll be most dissapointed.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 13 May 2006, 10:51, Reply)
I bet I am.

I done a card and everything.


(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 May 2006, 11:39, Reply)
I shall be there in spirit

and maybe make a phone call.


(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 13 May 2006, 7:37, Reply)
weather update

not bad :)
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 13 May 2006, 8:33, Reply)

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