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SEE ME GET SHOT BY A SOLDIER! baldmonkey's 30th birthday

Come to Portsmouth - want to leave.

I've moved it forward a week and a day because I'm likely to want to do stuff with people I like on my actual birthday.

The Old Custom House is a pub in the magical Gunwharf Quays. It's a piece of piss to get to. Gunwharf Quays is right on top of the Portsmouth Harbour train station.
It's a sub-mediocre outlet village by day, and a magnet for the dregs of Portsmouth at night. But, hey, it has a fucking expensive tower. Which is shit. I might throw myself in the water before the end of the night because of the hideousness of it all.

If anyone fancies meeting up earlier for a round of crazy golf, let me know. Actually, I can't be arsed to play crazy golf. FACT.


Sat 12 May 2007, 19:00

The Old Custom House [map]

SEE ME GET SHOT BY A SOLDIER! baldmonkey's 30th birthday

Going: baldmonkey, moohalaa, MONO!, Whythebigpaws?, Jadeviper, Godzuki, Damion, tfs, spangolin, stevierar, SuperMatt, RR, sleepybinky, L-Space, Johnny Catfish, DarkSideOfTheSpoon, AutoPrawn, 888xxx, scott,, 53020, rnuk, Methylene Blue, Bob Todd, I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas, Captain Pilchard (25 people).

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:31, Reply)
FUCK YOU.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 23:06, Reply)
NO ONE ELSE WILL.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 23:06, Reply)
WTF!

No minigolf? Bah!


(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:38, Reply)
This :(

(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Sat 12 May 2007, 9:06, Reply)
YES CUNT PUB DRINKS

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 19:37, Reply)
Rather,

It would be lovely to make your aquaintance and share in the revelry in the anniversary of your birth,
over a few drinks in a local ale tavern.


(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 19:15, Reply)
*doffs hat*

*adjusts monocle*


(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 10:26, Reply)
you rang?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 0:44, Reply)
You live in pompey?

I'm going to stalk you


(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:18, Reply)
*deepcuts*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:54, Reply)
I live near you

maybe you can come round my house and we can have tea and biscuits?


(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:29, Reply)
MAYBE.

WHERE IS IT?


(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:35, Reply)
Soon to be Frimley

when I said near I didn't mean round the corner
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:00, Reply)
I see.

*deepcuts*


(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 17:11, Reply)
fucking emo

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:10, Reply)
I want to come!

and then I shall kidnap you and drag you up to Scotland for my birthday bash a week and a bit later


(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 23:03, Reply)
shit, are you not even 30 yet?

i would have placed you around 35, myself.


(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Wed 27 Dec 2006, 10:27, Reply)
You utter utter cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 10:18, Reply)
Aha!

My birthday is on the 8th. Woo Taurus Woo!


(Avacado Platypus, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 23:39, Reply)
Maybe.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 10:27, Reply)
I should start ordering the lube now if we're even going to have enough

I am very happy to drive people from london. If anyone wants to book a hotel room with me then gaz me


(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 10:30, Reply)
*punches air at the chance*

*gazzes*


(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 22:05, Reply)
This is me, throwing my birthday party hat into the ring.

I share the same birthday as Baldmonkey, but I am a younger, sexier, less psychotic version.

It was the crazy golf that sold it. I'm in.


(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 10:54, Reply)
dogknob!

yay for you coming :)


(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 21:39, Reply)
The thing wot really swung it is that this'll be my first bash

And I wanted the attendees to be people who I actually might have said something on /talk to before, so they *might* know who I am.


(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jan 2007, 12:39, Reply)
i don't know....

my birthday is 9th and so i may well be celebrating that weekend in cov


(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 21:27, Reply)
You fucking cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 16:43, Reply)
you tell her.

my birthday is also on the 9th but i'm going to come and ruin your party anyway.


(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:36, Reply)
That's cos you're ace.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 14:02, Reply)
Fuck it

Why not.


(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 10 Jan 2007, 15:59, Reply)
I AM GOING TO YOUR BIRTHDAY BASH

PROVISIONALLY.

STICK THAT IN YOUR FACE, YOU FACE PERSON.


(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Mon 22 Jan 2007, 20:37, Reply)
Heck, might as well

You're alright for a /talk boarder

I'd also be up for crazy golf beforehand


(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 14:17, Reply)
I have gun.

I'll bring it just to show you hairymonkey.

I use you as the rabbit target and we'll go from there. It will be so much fun. You will love it.


(888xxx, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 18:20, Reply)
Super.

I look forward to it.


(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 14:39, Reply)
Hmmm Portsmouth eh?

I believe there is a rather famous base near there. I'll ask CHB to invite some of his old buddies along, they REALLY like people trying to impersonate them, it gives them a bit of practice.


(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 4 Feb 2007, 14:18, Reply)
come on down.....

like I really give a shit that some so called captain and his ball and chain are really that bothered about something that has nothing to do with them, please, come along.


(888xxx, Sun 4 Feb 2007, 21:00, Reply)
Just to clarify for all our subscribers,

what IS the something that has nothing to do with them?
Exactly why are you coming to shoot me?
Give a good enough reason and ticket prices could go through the roof.


(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 5 Feb 2007, 14:28, Reply)
Lord knows I'd pay extra to see it

(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 18:17, Reply)
I like his profile

It says that he was a Marine commando - That's the Navy

It also says that he was an Infantry soldier, in the rifles no less - That's the Army.

MAKE UP YOUR MIND WHICH PART OF THE FORCES YOU ARE PRETENDING TO BE IN 888xxx, YOU TWUNT


(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 18:58, Reply)
i'll probably just piss on you or something.

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:26, Reply)
YAY!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 18:51, Reply)
If I can't make it down to piss on you

can I just mail you some of my piss to pour over yourself?

Happy Birthday!


(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Mon 5 Feb 2007, 15:02, Reply)
Sammi'll come

She told me so, plus it's her 20th a couple of days before.
I'm quite looking forward to it!


(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 25 Feb 2007, 16:39, Reply)
DAMN RIGHT

You'll be nearly 30, I'll have just turned 20. Can we make it a joint one, seeing as I live in Pompey too, now?


(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 14:06, Reply)
No.

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME


(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 14:19, Reply)
Due to being in a play this weekend I'm not going to be able to make it

Sorry


(I helped save b3ta! Dave the Mighty, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 13:30, Reply)
OH GOD.

THAT's IT . I AM acancelling.


(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 14:24, Reply)
I might come to this

Does anyone care?


(I helped save b3ta! I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 2:08, Reply)
I might care.

(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 8:53, Reply)
I might care if you might care.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 14:24, Reply)
you care

if i cared about coming?


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:40, Reply)
I am probably not going to this now.

Sorry for being crap.


(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:13, Reply)
I see there are at least a couple of other gamers coming to this.

How about packing a PSP and/or DS and we can have an impromptu session of Mario Kart or WipEout?


(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 12 May 2007, 12:26, Reply)

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