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Sticker your neighbourhood for Jesus.

What better way to celebrate Easter that to make up a load of stickers and vandalise your neighbourhood with them?

Between now and then you need to get yourself some stickers and ART them to bits with the slogan "Jesus sucks dogs' cocks".
Then we all go out on Easter Sunday night and vandalise our own neighbourhoods with them.

Present it anyway you like. The easiest method is probably to get some address label sheets and do ART on your computer.

Fuck it, though, if you can think of a better way, go for it. Hand drawn stickers, car spray paint on the local church doors, flyers around town, burnt into the grass in your local grave yard... whatever... as long as it says "Jesus sucks dogs' cocks".

With any luck, between us we can get the majority of the British Isles and beyond to wake up to the slogan "Jesus sucks dogs' cocks" on Easter Monday.

If people would like to post images for people to use here for the less creative chaps, that'd be lovely.

UPDATE: Some people are saying they find the word "COCK" a bit strong. I propose we make this word open to change to any euphemism for penis you like and feel comfortable with.

Good luck everyone.


Sun 8 Apr 2007, 22:00

Your neighbourhood

Sticker your neighbourhood for Jesus.

Going: baldmonkey, spangolin, Rubymurray, Clairebare, d d, Woodside lndustries, WHARRGARBL, Axai, Damion, DR Mexico, aieee, Malchick, Captain Pilchard, monstrinho do biscoito (14 people).

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:30, Reply)
can i do a stylised stick drawing

a la surf t-shirt logos


(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:41, Reply)
You can do whatever you like.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:57, Reply)
a nice jesus source pic:

www.4to40.com/images/activities/artcraft/coloringbook9/jesus.gif

www.dogma-movie.com/pics/church/images/buddychrist1.jpg

will update this as i find more.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:41, Reply)
Find a big version of Buddy Jesus.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:42, Reply)
I was thinking of a buddy christ, grinning at a dog.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:45, Reply)
"JEEBUS AND THE DOGNOB"

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:02, Reply)
It would be worth doing if it was something inoffensive

(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:50, Reply)
Yes. I'm torn between the two.

I simply don't know.
Maybe, if this offensive one works out, we'll do a happy happy joy joy one in summer as well.


(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:52, Reply)
I'll try and make leaflets with that title but have the inside filled with a shift key bonanza

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:51, Reply)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:52, Reply)
So, does andybody know how one goes about making stickers by hand?

(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:43, Reply)
Yes

www.avery.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:37, Reply)
THAT'S THE TRUTH!

Yes. Buy a cheap pack of printable stickers. The rest is easy.

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(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:30, Reply)
And

for those able to, the legendary DYMO! Works a treat ;)


(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 16:12, Reply)



(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 15:42, Reply)
how rude!

why not go for the old favourite
"Jesus is Coming...
Will you spit or swallow?"


(L_J be bold and mighty forces will come to your aid, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 18:37, Reply)
Um, would you please stay away from my churches with this.

Thanks.

Edit: actually, er, ... please don't do it at all.


(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 13:01, Reply)


Actually I agree with this. Stickers with something funny on are fine. People's religion should be respected.
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 22:27, Reply)
Dubious

I'm sure as long as you only put the stickers on Mosques the gag will be greatly appreciated.

In other news - expect to get a criminal record doing this sort of thing...


(timewasterboy now with added wastage, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:55, Reply)
Yes...

I am pretty sure you will not only get in trouble with the law, but you might get a more immediate impromptu clout round the ear for it from any upright citizens that might be passing by. I love to poke fun at anything that I can, but I think that this whole idea is fairly disrespectful. Just my personal opinion though - not telling anyone how to live...(which is more than can be said for most religion)


(Superfool is going to skull-fuck your ladyfriends..., Sun 8 Apr 2007, 0:43, Reply)
I strongly disagree with the whole "religion should be respected" thing.

Why? It's stupid, harmful and has a huge impact on day to day life for everyone. If anything, that makes it more open to ridicule and abuse in my book.


(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 9:20, Reply)

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