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This is a link post Shield's woman continues to text her dead gran's number for 3 years
Grandmother eventually replies:-

 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Her mobile phone was "one of her favourite things", so was buried with her?
Oh, you northerners. Just when I couldn't think any less of you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Viking tradition I think
it's either Viking or Pikey - one or the other I forget which.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing it was a 'pay as you go' job,
so no great loss.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post If it was Viking
They'd have put her on it and set fire to it...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasted opportunity.
I would've gone for:

"WHERE AM I? IT'S COLD AND THERE'S SPIDERS."
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!
Or "aaagggghhh I'm burning!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post "and I keep getting calls from Sally Morgan"

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post actuallol

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Well DUH
O2 said numbers disconnected and not reconnected within a short period of time were placed in a general pool for reassignment.

No, really? You mean to say there isn't an unlimited number of phone numbers? I thought if I spent a quid on a SIM card that number would be mine forever, even though I wasn't using it.
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post exactly
Maybe she will let go now, and stop being such a dick. Fucking contacting her dead grandmother via sms ffs lol!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't bury someone with something
that I didn't expect to be used in case of an accidental burial.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Would a mobile get a network six feet under?
If so her gran's corpse is getting a better signal than I do in my bathroom.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I can get a signal 6ft under my top bunk.

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't get a signal on Charing Cross platform 2

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you tried pulling the aerial out?

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
pulling the aerial out taking it out your mum
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post "taking it out your mum"
what?
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post They must have phone chargers and sim card top-ups in Heaven wid da angles.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 20:18, Reply)