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This is a link post Oooh! Oooh! and.........
Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah dies at 90
Abdullah’s half-brother Crown Prince Salman almost certain to ascend to throne
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 22 Jan 2015, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post So this will stop them from being utter hypocrites?

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post The new guy 'seems' progressive
Abdullah was so old, he could only be seen to rule before time caught him up.
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha!
A "progressive" theocracy!!?! You are truly an utter nutjob. Yes mate, Saudi is gonna ditch sharia now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Meanwhile
What you're saying sounds like a Russel Brand "don't vote they all the same" kind of argument. Fortunately even theocracies (and nut jobs) come in different flavors and varying degrees of nuttiness.

...a kit kat and a picnic are both chocolate bars, but obviously one is nutty as all fuck.
 (chompedhomas, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post House of Saud...
... Before they took power what is now Saudi Arabia was not a bad place in the grand scheme of things.

This is what happens when magic book thumping illiterate bumpkins take over a country.

Rarely has such as small group fucked up so much of the world and not been waged war upon.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure making a comparisson to Russell Brand is appropriate,
given that Saudi Arabia doesn't even have any pretense at elections or democracy.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah could'nt see how he'd been drug into this argument either...

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Er, it does.
King Abdullah recently introduced elections. They're obviously utterly meaningless, but the pretence is very much there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes, but only for local government.
They certainly haven't bothered pretending elsewhere.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought Sharia was religious based ,not state?
I might be wrong as you seem to have such a big brain.
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 8:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Try to explain that to desert bumkins
They make Fox News look sane.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you may be on drugs
Has he found a new way to allow women to drive aged under thirty wearing make up?

That entire country is ruled by nazi, fascist cunts
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do we tolerate the prejudice...
bigotry, hatred and intolerance that means no non-muslim can go to Mecca? Oh yeah, oil! As long as those cunts forbid the practice of the Christian or Jewish faith or LGBT pride parades (neither the former or latter are to my taste), they should be denied access to countries that do tolerate such shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 1:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Any particular reason you saw fit to explicitly distance yourself from Jews and gays?
It looks odd in a post accusing others of prejudices.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 4:44, Reply)
This is a normal post he's a gay Christian and doesn't want to blow his cover?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 7:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
cover priest
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 8:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Blow his cover?
The only thing he wants to blow is the altar boys.
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Blown by
Respect the ecclesiastical hierarchy lad.

And use lip balm, tis the way of the Lord.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Any particular reason why you thought "Jews" were former when in fact it was the word "Christians"?
It looks odd in a post hinting at prejudices in a post accusing others of prejudices.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post you all hate the gays!
Latter is transgenders.
 (sithemong, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been misunderstood.
i meant that religious faith was not to my taste and I don't care much for flamboyant parades either. I totally understand why I was misinterpreted, it was an ill expressed rant, barely coherent.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ^Trying not to blow his cover

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Not really.
I'm a rabid Islamophobe, I'm very open about that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post *Burns embassy*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post If your waiting for Saudi to become a nation of yoghurt knitters, I wouldn't hold your breath ,old chap.

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 8:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Good news they've got a sprightly 79 year old in charge now then.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I just read in the Washington Post that he's got dementia.
I'm not suggesting that a diseased brain should be a barrier to being a head of state, I'm just saying that I read the Washington Post.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he's a proper mentalist
Should be fun to watch from a distance.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post juz sayin
Doesn't the article say the new guy has dementia? So he is litterally a demented dictator? Correct me if I'm wrong because I am a beginner at the reading malarkey...
 (sithemong, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post When a demented dictator is progress
you live in a shit pile of a country.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I would have used the word 'cunts' myself

(I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Will reading must take a while
The second best gold lamborghini i leave to my 18th favourite nephew...
My 1974 and 1978 pannini world cup sticker collections i leave to..etc etc
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post And kiss George Bush for me. Thanks for everything.
edit- holy crap, there really is a picture of those two kissing.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post And the robes are hidding the other hand.
Probably squeezing Bush's balls to remind him of who's the boss.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I do hope the new king sticks to tradition family values like chopping off heads, torturing, funding terrorists and generally being a shit.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 5:43, Reply)
This is a normal post If they became proggresive and all that
'Murica would probably invade to protect, err, beheading or something.

OIL!
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That's terrible news.....*sniff*
It's going to play havok with oil prices.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 8:06, Reply)