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This is a link post Tories to solve NHS problems with Astrology
David Tredinnick said consulting the stars would "take huge pressure off doctors" and predicts astrology will "have a role to play in healthcare."
"Astrology is a useful diagnostic tool enabling us to see strengths and weaknesses via the birth chart."
"People who oppose what I say are usually bullies who have never studied astrology.
They never look at it. They are absolutely dismissive. Astrology may not be capable of passing double-blind tests but it is based on thousands of years of observation."

He went on to say people who opposed astrology were "racist".
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see how it would work.
If you replace all the actual medicine with a mix of astrology, faith healing, homeopathy and crystals then people will be so scared of going to hospital that overcrowding will evaporate.

The people who can afford to go private will be unaffected, so everybody wins.

Everybody important anyhow.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel better already!
: D
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You are just saying that so you won't have to go to magic hospital.
It works!
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post praise jupiter

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
scared of going too dead to go
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm amazed how these fuckwits manage to tie their shoelaces let alone find their way into positions of power

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Calm down mate
It sounds like the influence of Jupiter in conjunction with Mars is fucking with your chakra.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah!
*wanks at moon*
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That's no moon etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Aim for the vent port
When the force can't keep it in anymore.
etc.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you a qualified doctor?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't work within the traditional medical framework
I am a healer. A spiritual middleman. A traveller of both time and space. A shaman of bodily energies.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post A hobo?
A WIFI leaching hobo.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Is he a UKIP defector?
Similar batshit ideas.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post He should defect to the Green Party.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
This lot as well ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
bullies who have never studied astrology.
They never look at it. They are absolutely dismissive. Astrology may not be capable of passing double-blind tests but it is based on thousands of years of observation

scientists
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Head desk
Preferably his, while shouting "No you utter fuckwit".
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It's good that the right wing has a tendency to show it's true colours and self destruct in time for an election.
Unlike New (Nobody here is a eurosceptic honest) Labour.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I presumed you were quoting from a Daily Mash article there.
More fool me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I love how an up and coming GE brings out all the raving lunatics
I'm waiting for George Galloway's foaming rantings soon, they're always good for a laugh
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm fairly certain that nutter hasn't influenced the manifesto.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post typical Capricorn

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post We Aries don't believe in astrology I'm afraid.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post that would be capricorns I think

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 22:47, Reply)