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This is a link post DVD's dashcam vids have nothing on mine. NSFW I made this!
Caught this on my dashcam last week.
Gave my details to the plods and told them I had a video of the accident. No-one got in touch.
Driver was ok. NSFW if your boss doesn't like car crashes.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post "It's alright, it's alright."
You need to work on your hysterical reactions for the YouTube crowd. Your passenger had the right idea, but needed to up the volume. You sir, reacted like a nonchalant english bloke.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am rather boring.

(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I salute your nonchalance.
I would have said something along the lines of 'calm down you daft bint' to your passenger, but then I rather boring and rather rude.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post [email protected]?
Is that your professional email address?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ben Twilly
yes it is
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha! :D
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 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loop the footage
at least 6 times, add some slo-mo, dub in some screaming and maybe the boys in blue will be in touch :)
 (I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that more effective than phoning them then.
I tried that and didn't even get a call back.
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 0:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vehicle hits parked car.
Don't really see them needing video evidence to solve that one TBH.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe not
but I thought they may have wanted to pass it on to the parked cars owner. But hey ho. You've been framed can have it.
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 0:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly demonstrates the lateral stability
of the Vauxhall Mokka SUV.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Allow me to be the first to describe it as a POS.
I had one as a hire car a few months back and it had a truly awful, awful ride. It wallowed like a rubber duck in a bath.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post also car should not have been parked oppasit a t junction
unless in a designated parking bay
see rule 217 for more info
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post rule 218 - you must IMMEDIATELY crash into anyone breaking rule 217

(dyllon nice beaver., Fri 26 Jun 2015, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't the original Vauxhall Frontera also known for
drivers turning them over or putting them on their ear?
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Was it a woman driving by any chance?

I was recently first on the scene of an RTC whereby some bimbo had rolled her stupid SUV. She asked me whether any of the tires had blown (she was trapped inside the vehicle)... No love, you went round the corner too fast.

The centre of gravity in those things is so high, you're three times more likely to roll it than a real car.
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was a bloke.
The trouble was he hit a small, old hatchnack Fiesta and his car being so large ran over it and flipped.
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 0:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup.
I drive a SWB 4X4. Cornering can be 'bracing', even at speeds much lower than you'd expect.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine it must be like those American police cars in the movies
The ones that always hit piles of empty cardboard boxes.
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably eating cereal at the wheel.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was you sexin?

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha
I did say to the missus that she never seems to get that excited when we do it.
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 0:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, not nearly as exciting as Dom's "woman waiting at crossing"

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 7:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post True
that one is so riveting, I put it into my favourites.
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly applying makeup

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 27 Jun 2015, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell, what was in the boot of that car
a brick wall?
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 21:44, , Reply)