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This is a link post we're eating less sausages
Whenever I go to a BBQ (once this year as Im in glasgow where its 12 degrees and cloudy and its late July what the ...I digress) you get folks who bring sausages and they're tasteless tubes of gristle and fat.

Sausages are like hippos. They can get tae fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop buying shit sausages or make your own

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I've had some cracking bangers of late
Local farm shop makes some beauties
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Sausages
Can be total shite, but if you buy decent ones they are lovely.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You are forgetting something important.
He's in Scotland.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.sausages.co.uk/
Crombies of Edinburgh love sausages so much that their URL is Sausages.co.uk.
They sell very good sausages.
 (kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn you and your facts.
I'm trying to insult people here.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Get your sausages from a decent butcher.
Anyone who buys mystery bags like Richmond or supermarket own-brands at 12 for a fiver deserve fetid bags of pigs anuses, eyelids and fat. Gross.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post but..but..
I like Richmond
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Not the place, bell-end.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off.
Sausages are lully.

Even if you've got cheap ones, half cook them, slit them open and spread the cut insides with a mix of ketchup and chilli sauce, then press them down on a griddle to char and stuff in a roll. Nom nom nom.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Mustard or nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Seeing as my local butcher does absolutely superb sausages, nope; love 'em.
The pork and garlic ones are to die for.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post .
less fewer
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ zackly

(I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post * "and they're tastefewer tubes of gristle and fat."
fixed
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Gloucester Old Spot.
I think you'll find you're incorrect.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Get gluten free
They're way better than cheap ones, but not as good as a good butchers sausage. (I can't believe I just said that)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Pork and apple sausies, or beef and tomato ftw

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:30, Reply)