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This is a link post Outstanding German song
and to think some people want to leave the European Union

(GC dicht Nein)
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, this exists.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post In the Eiffel
They have FM radio stations of stuff bad enough to risk making you veer off the road laughing (if you are driving).
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't laugh at this, it just made me feel a bit sad :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Got to the Ring
Rent a 911RS.
Tune to the right radio.
Try to stay on the road for a whole lap.

If you crash, best insurance claim ever: "The Ompah made me do it."

Edit: keyboard starting to get wonky.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair, we're hardly paragons of virtue when it comes to musical output.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:01, Reply)
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The mad thing is this was probably broadcast last week.
The Germans and the Dutch have this thing for "umbah" music and have programmes like those dire "Saturday night at the seeside" sort of shows you used to see in the 70 in the UK.
They hold these huge shows in town squares and have all different kinds of acts on like this and worse and thousands go to watch live and millions watch on TV.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Which part of Germany is this?
We only have The Hoff...
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:33, Reply)
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Try channel surfing German and Dutch chans at weekends..
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Belgium is not far behind
We have a channel of the stuff...

... But here at least it's done in a slightly surrealistic manner: it's awfull, but it's fun, let's all sing along and have beers!
The Dutch actually like the 'orrible noise...
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That sounds like a good laugh
There is something I like about the sound in a fun way. I could never sing along though :( I'm completely deaf!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post All bloody over.
Google "Antenne Bayern Schlager". Admittedly a random digital/online station, but there's plenty out there.

I'd post it, but the FAQ clearly states no shock sites.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post How about those scary Karneval shows on TV?
I really do have a soft spot for German culture but those massed events with the fancy dress and the schlager give me the fear.
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The whole of good german music was a reaction against Schlager
and yet it still seems very popular.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
das ist gut
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Nein.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This has put into question my current attempts to learn German
Mein Gott
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Frankly, I prefer Rammstein's later work.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post didn't Russ Aboot write this?

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Have they no shame?
I bet money that causes brain damage.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The channel is a goldmine of enthusiastic dancing & miming
*throws omelette at screen*
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:18, Reply)