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This is a link post behind the scenes of the new Jungle Book
I'd rather watch the blue screen and muppets version :D
Creator : @IamHappyToast
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rudyard Kipling was a racist and exploitive colonialist.
Shame on you HT.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post says the man with a username taken from an Anti-Semite's work

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lol
I hadn't made that connection, but yeah he was a bit of a Jew basher, but why should that be a major poetic problem? It's not like he was a publicly elected official paid by the tax payer. I'm not sure Kipling had to bother with elections out in bongo bongo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pleading ignorance eh?
That's not like you at all P.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't plead ignorance...
I just hadn't joined the dots. I'll have to change my name again now. Or get a new account. Again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 17:33, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Michael Jackson was a singer and a popcorn fan
Shame on you BrokenCoccyx
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 17:28, , Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyb67x1C2Dg
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm tempted to naughtystep you for that
put a NSFW on it
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post That WOULD be a shame!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv49bC5xGVY
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can make you disappear!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 18:05, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post and maybe fucked children.
Don't miss that out.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post You don't know when to shut up, do you?
Everything you write on /links is some sort of self-righteous rant, and it's becoming tiresome.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post YOU TELL 'EM!!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post not everything I write
oh, sorry, assumed you meant me
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post You don't get all "holy-than-thou" in your comments as far as I can see.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who's clever boy?
A bit of sarcasm too obtuse for you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Triggered!
Boo hoo
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, whatever.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post the grauniad closed all comments early today
and the poor thing needs somewhere to vent. don't mind prufrock - he isn't ignorant, he just can't join the dots. he's anti-semantic.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see what you did there.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Finally, we find some common ground.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post You presume a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can we be friends?
Please?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post He makes excedingly good cakes tho

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why bother with the real life kid at all
Surely they could've just drawn the whole thing?
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not a fan of this Uncanny Valley CGI stuff, but I was very taken with the Jungle Book.
Could have done with more songs though.
Come to think of it, I've only seen the song extracts of the original Disney film, twice a year on Disneytime throughout my childhood. No idea how it ends anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a massive explosion and a corporate type from The Jupiter Mining Corporation™ demands that they hand over the monkeys. Hope this helps.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks all fake to me, photorealistic animals my ass
muppets, now that's something!
 (Roxon, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with you buddy.
practical effects or piss off.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go see it, I thought it was really good :)

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was Shere Khan any good?
His beautiful bass voice in the animated classic was totally boss.
The delivery of "...thaaaat's whaaat frieeeends aaaaareee fooooorrrrrrrrrr" is pretty much unbeatable.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post oooh
that C# tickles my giblets
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like shite, clogs up my YouTube ads
Looks like it does nothing to stay faithful to the Rudyard Kipling original (considering out). Looks chock full of CGI (pretty much out). Looks like a kids' film (totally out). The bird wants to see it (nope, totally and unequivocally out).
 (Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Disney one is a fucking masterpiece, however
Go stream that for free for your spastic kids.

Followed by Robin Hood. Dang.
 (Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Thu 28 Apr 2016, 20:51, , Reply)
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'Looks chock full of CGI'

Yeah. They must have got tired of searching for bears, Tigers, snakes and monkeys that could actually talk AND act.


FFS. Fucking hipsters.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 30 Apr 2016, 8:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was disappointed with 99% of the cgi
And that clip shows the 1% I was impressed with was actually real.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Thu 28 Apr 2016, 21:28, , Reply)