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This is a link post We seem to have caused an international political incident I made this!
Despite nobody having seen the show yet. Welcome to 2019.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 16:27, , Reply)
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"I made this"? Are you involved in this in some way? If so you'll have to let us all know what novichok tastes like...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 23 May 2019, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post b3tans
https://twitter.com/robmanuel/status/1131140670431911936
 (horrid, Thu 23 May 2019, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post We made it
Me and natt tapley are from here innits
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 20:02, , Reply)
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Tasty tasty novichok...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 24 May 2019, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Morning
All
 (I helped save b3ta! Natt, Sat 25 May 2019, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post He’s alive!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 25 May 2019, 12:02, , Reply)
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"A spokeswoman for the BBC said on Wednesday that the show’s creators would not be available to comment."

Can we have an exclusive comment for b3ta please?
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 May 2019, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
My comment is that I feel sorry for the writers at RT and Sputnik, told to write an 800 word hit piece about how awful a thing is that neither they nor anyone else has seen. What a shitter of a job. Also I would like to say thank you to RT, Sputnik etc for making our little show international news, so everybody knows about it now, even though it has not even been shown yet. Also I would like to say that I believe completely the statement from the Kremlin that Vladimir himself is not interested. The mobilising of his information warfare apparatus and the statement from his own press secretary about our little pilot that nobody has seen yet really reeks of disinterest.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post YAY!

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 May 2019, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post b3ta's back!
Top journalism by reporter Monkeon
 (horrid, Thu 23 May 2019, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Give that man a Pulitzer

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope rob is prepared for the russian hackers
when they realise this place is somewhat linked to these shady crabby elements that have obviously infiltrated the BBC
 (horrid, Fri 24 May 2019, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Corp will scrub it.
Needling Putin isn't in anyone's interest. Though I'm sure you cast him in an affectionate light.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 23 May 2019, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope not
It reflects very badly on then if they do. If there was ever a time that we were in need of a return of proper satire of the ruling elites, then it's now.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post A return of proper satire of the ruling elites, as represented here by a cgi caricature, shouting about Terry Wogan and Graham Norton

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 May 2019, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad we had this little chat

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 May 2019, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post By which i really mean
Actually watching the show would be appropriate before passing judgement, of course
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post We need a proper satire of the b3ta ruling elites,
depicting those who criticise them as bitter malcontents who envy their talent and success.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 23 May 2019, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'm not sure that's how satire works to be honest

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was astonishment rather than disdain.
There has been no satire of tyrants since North Korea ripped Sony's life apart. Even Borat is unthinkable now, for fear of Kazakhstani cyber attacks... I didn't expect to see anything like this from major broadcasters/studios ever again. It goes without saying that anyone who bucks the trend has my unqualified admiration and respect.

BTW I've been making telly for 15 years. And it's a well known fact that TV producers are never envious of their peers' success, so you must be feeling pretty silly rn.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 24 May 2019, 6:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you talking to me?
I just made one flippant throwaway comment, so if you are then you've read a hell of a lot into it.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 24 May 2019, 6:49, , Reply)
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And you've read nothing into the reply.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 24 May 2019, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a nightmarish outcome
if the only powerful people and institutions we can ridicule are the ones who won't threaten violence.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 24 May 2019, 10:39, , Reply)
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Preach it.

But don't believe this applies to Brexiteers.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 24 May 2019, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you forgotten the cunt shed and that the Mods touch dogs bums?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 24 May 2019, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ебать Сука
Well played. But also: Good luck!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 23 May 2019, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, I'm sure it will all be fine
Nobody will probably die
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post But... surely they have seen it
all they have to do is connect to the network share in the office and download it.

I think I remember they were disapproving of Death of Stalin similarly, prior to the premiere.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 23 May 2019, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
It's a mark of confidence in yourself and your position when you go full bore attack on something you have never seen, but you think might make you look silly.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post PTN GFY

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 23 May 2019, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post R.I.P Everyone involved

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 May 2019, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ravioli Is Pasta?

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you let us know what novichok is like on the skin?
Tingly?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 23 May 2019, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I sincerely hope they don't have you killed for this
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 23 May 2019, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post As do we all

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post They will most likely just go through the motions
and send two trained beluga whales to harrass you with incessant high pitched singing of Trololo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 23 May 2019, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes that's how this stuff works
Stalin would have sent orcas
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post What does polonium in your tea taste like?
Do let us know.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 23 May 2019, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like polos of coursr
They are rings of pure polonium
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're the pussy riot of chat shows

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 May 2019, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently so

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I forget to say well done old chap. Getting something commissioned by the Beeb is no small beer
possible ideas for segments if you find yourself short of ideas:
"Nyetwork news"
"KGBeeBies"
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 24 May 2019, 5:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 24 May 2019, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I approve of this post

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 23 May 2019, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hoorah!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 23:13, , Reply)