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Well now.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 7:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Trust me, I'm a doctor. He'll be fine.
Obese geriatrics just shake it off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear

Trump, I mean. Hopefully.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet Joe Biden is shitting himself.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Incontinence is common at that age

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 8:32, Reply)
This is a normal post He’ll be fine
He just has to drink a shitload of bleach and shove an inspection lamp up his arse.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit convenient that

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post But, but
he was taking hydroproxypoxychlorine or whatever it was.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post but he washed his hands.
I have no idea how this could have happened, because he washed his hands all the time?! :S
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 2 Oct 2020, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ^elbump

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a bit suspicious myself. The people involved Trump, hope hicks, and melania , and his doctor are grade A bullshitters
It might simply be a desperate ploy given that his polls remained static this close to the election, one which he miraculously recovers from. I'm going to wait until I hear independent medical confirmation, rather than the claim of his personal physician (you know, the one who signed a letter saying Trump was the healthiest individual ever to run for president). I don't know if any of you follow brazilian politics, but trump-like president bolsonaro was in a similar situation and had this super dodgy stabbing incident where there was no blood and the man wasn't charged, and Bolso miraculous recovered a week before the election, neatly avoiding any debates or scrutiny but feeding into his "law and order" push. Trumps apparent victory over covid might reinforce his stature and his claims that it's not that dangerous, and with a week to go there wont be any chance to call him on it. just putting it out there as possibility as I know how crucial B3ta is in determining world affairs
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 9:53, Reply)
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Hopefully it’s not a case of ‘fake flues’
 (I helped save b3ta! jagwap, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post nice

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all a plot to knock Margaret Ferrier's train journeys off the top of the Fake News Media agenda.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post the Hope Hicks one is high up in the Murdoch empire
An American Rebekah Brooks by the sound of it
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently this confirms it
twitter.com/TimInHonolulu/status/1311883569086623744
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post why wouldnt this happen if he was faking it?
He's hardly going to cancel all the protocol because he's lying is he?

also: uh oh: twitter.com/TimInHonolulu/status/1311896102644248577
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 11:19, Reply)
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I believe all the stuff about these military planes was debunked earlier today. They are up flying all the time.
 (abc, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post cf. Berlusconi recently, possibly BlowJo too.
Yes I have got my double-layer tin foil hat on thanking you. That and my 222nμ wavelength uv lamp...
 (stubhuman, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 11:48, Reply)
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I think if Boris was faking it then there's likely to be a few medical staff willing to shop him in. He's not likely to be high on the Christmas card lists after all.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It's practically impossible for BJ to have faked it.
What concerns me is that it gave him one massive positive bump in opinion polls at the time, despite the fact that he got it from being a stupid cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 15:28, Reply)
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I'm sure he had Covid, but it wouldn't surprise me if he exaggerated the severity of it for PR reasons. I wouldn't trust a word that Johnson says.
 (abc, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post totally my thought process
but in words instead of screams
 (Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 4:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Get Well Soon Melania

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ... you gold digging whore

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 2 Oct 2020, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the top-level gold diggers*.
I hope she gets all the money.

(* though have been disappointed in Jerry Hall's failure to bump off her husband)
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean all those billions of debt he's accrued to avoid paying taxes?
Digging an empty gold mine for 15 years...
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ...and mushroom hunter.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 12:52, Reply)
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I don't think she's gone rooting around there for a great many years.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post How dare you, Mr. President,...
...to have killed so many people that MADE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN after WWII - and get away with it?
OK, you're a professional with more than 50 years experience of cheating and bullying.
But please, just for once, just follow your own advice - RIP Mr. President.
 (Pootin xxx poot introitin!, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post If it is part of his election strategy, it's pretty unhinged

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hell yeah!
Just realized, next time on TV he's gonna say:
"I lived through it
just with a shot of domestos in the arm
- what about you, Sleepy Joe?"

Well, he's gonna win anyhow,
because he's already rigged
all cettle in the mid west
to vote for him by mail.
 (Pootin xxx poot introitin!, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post it's either going to be 'look how vigorous and electable I am'
or 'rally round your ailing commander in chief... oh I'm alright now'

Be interesting to see if he stops tweeting at any point
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post CinC. That's a good one! Just remember...
...when he sent the hospital ship off to NY.
To do NOTHING!
To the theme of MPFC!
Someone pls. repost this classic!
ROF...coughing with...L
 (Pootin xxx poot introitin!, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post In unrelated news, supermarkets are stocking up on fireworks.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Not actually saying he's the Antichrist, but give it a few weeks
One of the heads of the beast appeared to be mortally wounded. But the mortal wound was healed, and the whole world marveled and followed the beast.

Revelation 13:3
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a hoax!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 13:29, Reply)
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Might seem a bit tinfoily, but the timing is pretty convenient. His taxes came out earlier this week, then that trainwreck of a debate happened. Suddenly there's going to be 24/7 Trump Covid watch on the news.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Even if he has it
It was caught early and he has access to the best medical care available. In two weeks time he's going to be around saying 'see, I was right, covid is no big deal'
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 14:23, Reply)
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maybe, but there is no cure, if he so happens to get it bad.

he's deffo in the overweight and old high risk categories and morality rate are much higher than 1%.

Even if he doesn't die, there is a high risk he would medium to long term complications
 (razzle, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Trump's morality rate is very low.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't see how it fits with his narcissism and campaigning record.
Although it might be convenient in some ways, he thrives on rallies, personal contact and raucous 'debates'.
Personally like to see how he would deal with isolation, left alone with his own thoughts.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 14:24, Reply)
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Sadly self-isolation doesn't include Twitter
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't it be great if no one replied to his tweets.
The 'grey rock' treatment can work well with theses sorts of abusers.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 14:43, Reply)
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Yes, and the timing would probably be about right to ride a brief popularity boost (like Johnson got) to the election. A week or so for "minor symptoms" to develop into a life threatening illness, a couple of weeks where things are touch and go, and the world hangs on his every move, leaving just enough time to bravely struggle back to work and a hero's welcome...
There will be a significant number of "hopes and prayers" people who will see it as an automatic duty to vote for a sick president, rather than "kicking him when he is down". Every day US politics becomes more outlandish. I think Trump would literally do anything to get re-elected now.
 (abc, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post If it renders him brain dead,
How will they tell?
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post he's faking

(piss and shit, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post #WorldSmileDay

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 17:07, Reply)