Making a gag out of a harmonica
NSFW
No nudity at all or sex acts, so genuinely SFW, scouts honour. We'll a bit apparently.
mod: The surrounding content is still porn, so spellcasting B E G O N E.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 1:29,
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*looks up meaning of nudity in dictionary
*looks up meaning of sfw in dictionary
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 2:07,
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the site isn't SFW though is it?
The link is to PornHub.
PornHub is porn - there's no getting round that
b3ta.com/features/faq/#nsfwrule
Please delete it before some poor sod clicks on it from work in the morning.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 2:12,
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Two out of Three filters classify b3ta as "Useless".
Are we getting off lightly, or not trying hard enough?
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jonbob loves you, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 4:56,
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wait, pornhub is nsfw?
I'm in a whooooooooole lot of trouble
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 20:28,
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I mean, I can literally see tits.
Not that I'd complain, but I am complaining.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 2:13,
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Are you offended by tits for some reason, or just ranting?
I once read a US news article saying "tits are unsuitable for children".
Gobsmacked.
People tend to be "offended" by posts that don't offend them; they are offended on the behalf of others.
That's a bit weird, don't you think?
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I'm doing none of those things. OP claimed no nudity, I pointed out that I could see some tits. I even pointed out that I wouldn't complain about tits, but I was complaining (about the lack of NSFW tags at the very least, but mostly because it claimed to be SFW whilst being a PornHub link - a caveat I didn't think I'd have to hammer home because most of us here aren't dolts).
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 14:11,
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Not to mention
that massive dildo in the background on the thumbnail
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 10:43,
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Cunt clamp walkabout
If that isn't SFW I don't know what is, but then again I work down the docks on Saturday night
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 4:41,
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Hang on, isn't...
...oh fuck it. We're all working from home anyway.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 19 Nov 2020, 9:19,
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Don't do it on a work laptop. I had to have a discussion with someone last week when our web security software flagged up that he was a little distracted when he was supposed to be in a company-wide meeting.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 9:40,
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Looked at yer profile
saw 'Damn the t'interwebnet'.
As someone born in that part of the world, I can let you know that the t' part means 'the'
so that says 'Damn the the interwebnet'
Like apostrophes, so many people get that wrong.
It should instead be 'Damn t'interwebnet'
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 10:41,
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I missed the porn again...
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 11:21,
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You can always check the hedge of the internet
issuu.com/retromash/docs/argos-no25-1986-springsummer
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 16:49,
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Needs more Littlewoods Catalogue
"Mum OK if I take it to my bedroom to look at digital watches?"
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 20:14,
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