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This is a link post Shatner in SPAAAAAAACE
Captain Kirk rides the giant space dildo.

(, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Or in this case (at time of watching)
Sits inside big giant dildo looking out the window wondering if they need the dilithium crystals replaced.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not as exciting without that slight
chance of a billionaire hate figure going boom, is it?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I don’t know, I reckon if this one had gone boom that might have been enough to put a stop to it, because Shatner. No-one is going to care if it happens to trust-fund chad.

(, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post less than 20 minutes to go
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEhdlIor-do&ab_channel=BlueOrigin

this Blue Origin stream is more live, yours is delayed
(, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see him fill one with cash and crash it into Amazon's one trillionth customer's house

(, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Strictly speaking, I think James Doohan got there first.

(, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems a bit pointless really
All that, for less weightless time than Tom Hanks got filming Apollo 13.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s irrelevant.
It’s the space flight equivalent of jumping off a chair and claiming you can fly.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post It didn't hurt R Kelly's career

(, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
Bah, humbug.
Jump 100 km at 90 years of age.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Sure, it's *kind of* impressive
- but there's also some Russian actress and a film director on the ISS doing real space drama shit.

I can see the Shat is well happy about it, and that made me squee a little - but that's all. Bezos has just made a hardcore funfair ride. Exciting, but all done in 10 minutes. It's not even orbit.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post kind *have

(, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but Star Trek and publicity.
Wonder which person from Star Wars will go on the next jaunt.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Warwick Davis would be the most cost efficient.

(, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
He charges like a wounded bull.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Jar Jar, surely?
He's just digital. He'd fit on an SD card.
In fact, you could send him into interstellar space as a cultural ambassador. The pinnacle of our creativity.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post holographic sticker with all of the dead jedi on it would be lighter
and depending on how you look at it, it could move
(, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post just spat coffee all over my screen :)
proper lols
(, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post countdown to an edit overdubbed with Star Trek clips

(, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
"That's one small Shatner man, one giant Shart for mankind."
(, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Did he
Fight with a man dressed as a lizard?
Or did he snog a green woman?
No? Then it's all lies.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2021, 0:27, Reply)