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This is a link post Shatner in SPAAAAAAACE
Captain Kirk rides the giant space dildo.

(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Or in this case (at time of watching)
Sits inside big giant dildo looking out the window wondering if they need the dilithium crystals replaced.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not as exciting without that slight
chance of a billionaire hate figure going boom, is it?
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I don’t know, I reckon if this one had gone boom that might have been enough to put a stop to it, because Shatner. No-one is going to care if it happens to trust-fund chad.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post less than 20 minutes to go
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEhdlIor-do&ab_channel=BlueOrigin

this Blue Origin stream is more live, yours is delayed
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see him fill one with cash and crash it into Amazon's one trillionth customer's house

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Strictly speaking, I think James Doohan got there first.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems a bit pointless really
All that, for less weightless time than Tom Hanks got filming Apollo 13.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s irrelevant.
It’s the space flight equivalent of jumping off a chair and claiming you can fly.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post It didn't hurt R Kelly's career

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
Bah, humbug.
Jump 100 km at 90 years of age.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Sure, it's *kind of* impressive
- but there's also some Russian actress and a film director on the ISS doing real space drama shit.

I can see the Shat is well happy about it, and that made me squee a little - but that's all. Bezos has just made a hardcore funfair ride. Exciting, but all done in 10 minutes. It's not even orbit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post kind *have

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but Star Trek and publicity.
Wonder which person from Star Wars will go on the next jaunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Warwick Davis would be the most cost efficient.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
He charges like a wounded bull.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Jar Jar, surely?
He's just digital. He'd fit on an SD card.
In fact, you could send him into interstellar space as a cultural ambassador. The pinnacle of our creativity.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post holographic sticker with all of the dead jedi on it would be lighter
and depending on how you look at it, it could move
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post just spat coffee all over my screen :)
proper lols
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 13 Oct 2021, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post countdown to an edit overdubbed with Star Trek clips

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
"That's one small Shatner man, one giant Shart for mankind."
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Wed 13 Oct 2021, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Did he
Fight with a man dressed as a lizard?
Or did he snog a green woman?
No? Then it's all lies.
 (Covid69 Boris variant., Thu 14 Oct 2021, 0:27, Reply)