oh no well anyway
(pissand shit, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 15:39,
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Should’ve stuck to painting roundabouts
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 16:32,
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He'd have got himself run over
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 18:43,
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Shouting at hotels then?
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 18:49,
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Stung to death by a wasp flying in his mouth
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 12:12,
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Posting on X then
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Mon 15 Dec 2025, 15:57,
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Stranglewank accident
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 16 Dec 2025, 9:53,
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TLC's reconsidered first draft
(pissand shit, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 11:39,
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Manchester Evening News is a deplorable rag,
and that is a glowing obituary for a fascist football hooligan thug.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 16:35,
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LOL
Cunt
(MC Chicken SandwichAll I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 16:56,
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Fella was thick as two short planks, now he's as stiff as...
His name was Lumber... do you think he cried timber as he fell?
(PhosphorBurnedEyesSwastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 17:00,
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"He was widely regarded as one of the area's most colourful and recognisable characters"
That's obituary talk for 'he was a right dick and a pain in the arse'
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 17:21,
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Yep. 'Recognisable' = 'Notorious'
(Huw EdwardsDigital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 18:30,
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and, of course
"He was believed to be amongst the first individuals nationwide to be issued a football banning order upon their introduction, serving multiple prison sentences during his youth for violence connected to football."
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 19:11,
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What a cheeky chappie.
(Huw EdwardsDigital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 19:16,
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'A painter and decorator by trade'
'One of the areas most colourful characters'. Must have been shit at his job then.
(Covid69Boris variant., Fri 12 Dec 2025, 20:20,
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If he fell while still holding the flag,
it would have looked like an amateur production of The Spy Who Loved Me opening sequence.
(monkeonschmonkeon, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 22:14,
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There's an image challenge in there somewhere, guessing we've had low budget versions of big budget movies though.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Dec 2025, 22:49,
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He died as he lived
Flailing around, desperately pulling the country down to his level
(David Sylvanian, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 5:29,
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How can I view it without signing up to the bobbins or subscribing?
(hoppitygoestotownThe temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sat 13 Dec 2025, 23:29,
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I heard the tarmac looked like a union jack before they scraped it
it's how he would have wanted to go
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 0:57,
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Sounds Like a Lovely Chap
But nobody is asking the important question - was the ladder damaged in the fall?
(strongp, Sun 14 Dec 2025, 14:32,
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