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This is a link post Kids Tv in a parallel universe...
.. would feature Morrissey taking a bus load of kids to Kew Gardens, "Where are we going? We're all going mad!"

Then finding Sandie Shaw lurking in a bush.

Er.. But it's not a parallel universe. It really happened.

Oh and note Johnny Marr making a 'wanker' hand gesture at a small boy.
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post where on earth did that come from?
(I know-- youtube)-- is it a Smith's Fan Club Xmas betamax video from 1986?
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post NO WAI!
That's like something from TVGoHome

only realer
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Errr....
What the absolute fuck?

That's like finding 4,000,000 tins of beans in a deserted gold-mine.

Top find!
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 15:04, , Reply)
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4,000,000 tins of beans?? in a goldmine..... ??
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 16:16, , Reply)
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my point exactly.
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see . .

(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 16:36, , Reply)
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It's extremely surprising.

As much as I love the Smiths (about 75%), if I were a nipper, the last person I'd want to lead me down the garden path would be Morrisey...
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post on my birthday
i woke up to the sound of "heaven knows im miserable now"

i have a loving family.
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Morrissey eh?
For my birthday the rest of my then band got me a Smiths biography in order to prove that Morrissey isnt a complete trolly candidate.

I found it the most difficult book to read as with every turn of the page i would get more and more angry at Morrissey being such a total twat. God I hate Morrissey.

Just thought I'd share.
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think he was good in Bob the buider
but he should never have shagged Les Dennis's Missus
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
x 10 to the power of 100000
(, Wed 5 Jul 2006, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post that am woo
in an alternate universe way. Smiths? Children? A double-decker bus? A random duck? Sandie singing about jeans? That's not a video, it's a fever dream.

Here on Long Island, New York, USA where I live, we have a Kew Gardens as well. Last time I was there, it was decidely Smith-free.
(, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post YES!

(, Wed 5 Jul 2006, 2:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post WOW!
It is so surreal! Next thing we will find is Garry Glitter turning up.
(, Wed 5 Jul 2006, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post woo!
if the kid thought they were going to Kew gardens then why the fuck did he ask?
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get In
Sandy Shaw lookin rather fraplicious there
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post To set up the joke.
Dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ;)
(, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post we're all going mad
classic
(, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 0:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Music biz PR seeks new opportunity
Recently worked with The Smiths but have decided to move on after my "Out the box" thinking caused creative difficulties....
(, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:19, , Reply)