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This is a link post Somali Pirates Attack Cargo Vessel ...
.. by opening fire on it .. only to realise its a French Battleship!

Sacre Bleu!!!
 (Dew & Stumplings You aint seen me .. right!?, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Formidable

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
a formidable failure
 (I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck that
those Somali pirate lads sort it right out, normally. Shitty little boat + some shitty weapons = £25 million profit. Long live their asymmetrical abilities on the high seas. Not like they've ever slotted anyone*.
*can't be arsed to find out if they have actually slotted anyone yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 6:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm
Its actually quite scary to go through there on an unarmed merchant ship... Asymmetrical abilities? We had 125000 cubic meters of LNG on board and no guns, and they had RPGs and AK-47s. Attacked a ship 3 miles in front of us.
THAT was not so much fun
 (badgerlikespeed, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone pointed weapons at the French military
and they didn't surrender!

That's got to be a first...
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Mange tout!
Cul de sac!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post pourquoi monsieur chienmerde
vous nous gater
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Vous nous gâtez!
Surely?

(French pendantry ahoy!)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Bachi-bouzouk!
Ectoplasme à roulettes!
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Je suis le train station!
/Ross Noble gag
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 4:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The only thing that would make that better
is a couple of cross dressing cage fighters kicking their ass for good measure.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
ATTAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!


oh. . . . . .fuck


RUN AWAAAAAAY!!!!
 (Sawdustman now with added giro. again, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Would have loved to had seen their faces
At first they where probably all like :D
But then they where probably all like 0_0
 (Peter_G, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post How did you do that?!
:O
 (I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:20, Reply)
This is a normal post This is awesome.
You know what else is NSFW and awesome?
This:
spoiledphotos.com/photobomb/1130-oh-dear-god
 (mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 1:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft
well, he waxes thoroughly, you have to give him that
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I know
Just spent at least an hour trawling through those photos. Anyway, to bed! Night all.
 (mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 2:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The very definition of "instant karma"! \o/
Nice restraint by the French crew - jail time is a better comeuppance than death IMO.

Lovely news; the world needs more 'just desserts' events like this. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 3:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank Christ it was'nt an American ship. If it had opened up on
the pirates, Huddersfield would have been reduced to rubble.




*friendly fire blog
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 5:51, Reply)