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This is a normal post You just wish I was female because I refuse to sleep with you.
But thanks tabs. x

alot of the time yes
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post This isn't crisp jokes.
Please take it elsewhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post RIGHT THEN, DOGFUCKER: What flavour of crisps do men who are waiting to get their haircut eat?
Barbeque.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Sky News have just confirmed that the Leicester based company Walkers Crisps is to be taken over by a mega rich Arabian Consortium led by Sultan Sheikh.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post What's a frog's favourite flavour of crisp?
Croaky Bacon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post What's a chiropodist's favourite flavour?
Cheese & Bunion
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post What's a millionaire's favourite flavour?
Pricey Tomato
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post And finally....
A duck walks into a bar and says "do you have any crisps?". The bartender replies, "No, we don't". Feeling sad the duck leaves. The next day the duck arrives and asks for crisps again. Sounding mildly annoyed, the bartender replies, "No", raising his voice slightly. Again, the duck leaves saddended. As usual the duck returns the next day and before he asks the bartender shouts "IF YoU ASK FOR CRISPS ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE FUCKING BAR YOU CUNT!!" The duck leaves. The next day the bartender is relieved, asssuming the duck won't return after being shouted at. Moments later, the duck walks in and asks, "do you have any nails?" and the tender replies "No".
So the duck asks, "Got any crisps?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Encore!
Although I can understand the duck's frustration. A lot of bars sell crisps nowadays.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post The barman was probably refusing to serve him because he was using fowl language.
All other duck jokes below, please.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
A duck walks into a pharmacy, and asks for Chapstick. The cashier says, Cash or cheque? and the duck says, Just put it on my bill.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it into a microwave until its Bill Withers.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Winner!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha
One you can tell to kids
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucks sake.

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, clickin' dis.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:41, Reply)