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This is a normal post Hi there!
Cats?

PS www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X6e7eWjyfE will embed
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thank you! And yes, cats.
 (TweeTerrorism, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That's all very well but are you pro-cat or anti-cat?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm...
I've lurked here long enough to know my answer to this could bury me on my first day out. My flatmate has two and the fluffy gits like to sit on me and make arses of themselves, so for that reason only I'm pro. Be gentle with me?
 (TweeTerrorism, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post *Pulls up deckchair*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
*cracks knuckles*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Now you've done it...

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I like dogs too
But they're not as funny.
 (TweeTerrorism, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I like both as well, but I'm more of a cat man, they seem to adore me.
I wrote a letter to Whiskers once to see if they wanted a sample of my armpit hair because my cats loved sniffing it so much.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post You both sicken me.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post A fellow cat whisperer, eh?
Before visiting a mate recently I was warned about his vicious cat. Once I was sitting on his sofa she proceeded to sit on my lap and purr happily for my whole visit. Once I got up to leave she decided to attack my mate's ankles.
 (TweeTerrorism, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, I've had similar experiences
Round a friends and just about to pick up the cat and my mate shouts, 'NOOOO, she'll have your face off!!' I picked her up and tickled her to a purring mess and she followed me down the garden path when I left :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Threadkjack
A mate of mine (sisters ex boyfriend) once wrote a letter to Tescos (I think) threatening to contaminate their pic and mix with go-cat if they didn't reduce the price of their beans.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post What a legend, and to think the EU got awarded the nobel prize.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post He also wrote one to Mr Kipling
asking who played the cyclops in the Sinbad films.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see why your sister went out with him.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Was he an investment banker?
Seems about the right level of intelligence.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually he's a professor of physics
=/
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Your name has been written into my book of enemies.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Another one for the bum pipe eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll get the scorpions

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You're alright. I am also lean to the feline cause.
Though I also like dogs. But only big ones. Small ones are well gay.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:39, Reply)