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This is a link post Rather amusing spoof Tattoo removal vid
It's funny because it's true.
(Spui, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post haha this is true :)
its the reason im not sure whether to get a tattoo or not
what will you look like at 50
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Tattoos are rarely a good idea.
But that's because I view them as personality substitutes. Like a face full of piercings.
 (Spui, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh so
that's what I don't like about a face-full of piercings. I've been trying to work it out for ages, but you've pretty much got it right.

I'm never gonna get a tattoo, just not interested, but I can understand getting one to mark a moment in your life, or whatever. Like if you join the fire-brigade and you're particularly proud of it as part of you... ink it.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 31 May 2007, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft!
my view is you're full of shit. Can you please stop bending over and talking out of your arse!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You want him to stand up and talk out of his arse?

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Thu 31 May 2007, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post er....
no, like I've written I want him to stop talking out of his arse!

*twangs thong
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
*flees*
 (Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Thu 31 May 2007, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post you'll be fucking minging with or without a tattoo
or if you want a more thought out answer "If I'm still worried about my looks when i'm fifty then there's something seriously wrong with me"
 (I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post There's an age limit on caring about your appearance?
Blimey.
 (Spui, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post thats what suicide is for!!
i suppose if it was logans run, id be dead in 8 years (is it 31 thay die??) so i would get one then!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post good point,
pity THIS
woman didn't think that
 (mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
*vom*
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Nonsense!
You're gonna start saving up yourself now, aintcha?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post No way
I fainted when I had my ear peirced. No-one is coming near me with a needle
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Then get some of these
One of my mates once came home wearing a pair as a birthday surprise for his mum
www.prankplace.com/tattoo.htm
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That's one way of hiding your varicose veins.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post same
i know what id get, but what about in a few years time, ok could be dead next week, so doesnt matter if yuo view it that way, but still. plus parents would go ape shit, your never too old for a whooping from them!! as my dad once said, if i ever got a tattoo, he would kick me out of the house, harsh i know, but mates mum said that, and shes now a heroin addict and has a tattoo, so two good reasons to throw her out!! nice vid :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm planning on getting one before i move to New zealand
no rush. i've got plenty of time to think about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 31 May 2007, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of:
Classic Manchester Evening News article

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/222/222942_tattooed_lady_and_her_lost_love.html
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post The comments are funny
no-one is very sympathetic! But my favourtie is
"I regret having Llandudno tattooed on my manhood. Due to the passage of time it now spells Ludo.
Pete, Manchester"
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That reminds me of a joke
about a man with "Wendy" tattoed on his penis - but it's both crude and possibly rascist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I once put a removable tattoo on my lad
To surprise my girlfriend at the time. Couldn't get the bugger off though, and I was put on rations until I got the whole thing off :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post but
was she surprised?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd say so.
And so was I when I realised I had to scrub it off... :o
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Monty,
there was actually an amusing entry in a QOTW a little while back,
where a young lady had gotten a removable tattoo and was too scared to show her mother through fear of being dis-owned,
not actually realising real tat's were permanent...
made me chuckle anyway.
 (mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
I missed that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember that one
and his mum laughed at him, LOL!... like that.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 31 May 2007, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post welcome to barbados have a nice day ;)

(I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Boom Boom!

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
I now have "wendy penis barbados" in my search history...

*Boots up CCleaner*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It was in there
anyway wasn't it?

Come on; you can tell us!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I found another version of the joke
"Little"
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I've only just watched
the vid - very funny. They're known as "tramp stamps" round here.

Anyway what's the "little" thing?

I'm not typing Wendy Penis Barbados into Google!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent.
I once saw a punk in Manchester with 'Fuck Off' tattooed on his forehead.
 (Spui, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post he more than likely
had just written it there when he saw you coming
 (mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe...
He did have 'Yes you, fatty' tattooed on his chin.
 (Spui, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post hhaha!!

(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post name tattoos are rarely a good idea.
i think you can just get away with 'mum'
 (I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 31 May 2007, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm.
No.
No you can't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Unless you tattoo it on your cock.

(Spui, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
pfft
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post johnson
or enter here on your arse
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Pritchard from Dirty Sanchez
has 'coach parties welcome" tattooed above his arse
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
talk about two faced hahah, thats very impressive.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe!
modblog.bmezine.com/2007/04/29/best-tattoo-ever/
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Better
www.bodyjewelleryshop.com/forum/showthread.php?t=717
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post they aren't a bad idea...
if it's your own name....you know, for the forgetful type :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 31 May 2007, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I Sketch is back up
if anyone's interested
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:04, Reply)