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This is a link post Ahahaha you stupid prick

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 23 May 2015, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Sat 23 May 2015, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post No more bad breath, EVER.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 23 May 2015, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Poltergeist

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 23 May 2015, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post The driver is ....
Oblovovus?
Ablobobus?
Adloboobsh?
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 23 May 2015, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post how the fuck did he not see the bus?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 May 2015, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Yet another victory for 'Google Glass'.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 23 May 2015, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Cyclists live in an alternate reality
As explained in Monkey Dust
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBFFrsvgu1Y
 (I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sat 23 May 2015, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Brakes are very difficult to adjust on racers but it's well worth learning how...

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 23 May 2015, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Even better, don't ride a bike that has no brakes fitted.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 23 May 2015, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I should have added that being born without eyes doesn't make you an ideal candidate for cycling.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 23 May 2015, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Bike clearly had no brakes and idiot couldn't stop in time. Fixie twat
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Sat 23 May 2015, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a few thoughts on this
There is something that sounds like a car horn as he starts his slowing down - that could reasonably be a crap old brake pad on a steel rim, or any brake pad on a chrome rim.

It is a weird one, because it looks like an ancient set of drop bars. He might have "Suicide levers" which would explain the shit stopping in rain.

But I didn't see any drop bar brakes at all, I couldn't make out caliper brakes on this video, so it is possible he is riding a fixie beyond his ability. The cassette looks a shade anaemic.

That would explain him losing the backend before impact, not using the front brake enough will do that. If he had a front brake... It is a legal requirement, but not all fixie riders care. I think it might be a fixie, because it looks like he keeps cycling up to the last minute, but that could be him ineffectively resisting the momentum with the pedals.

Seems to be riding completely beyond his ability, in bad conditions.

The guy us extremely lucky his head wasn't popped open.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 23 May 2015, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop it at 7 seconds...
there are clearly zero cables to connect any brakes.

What is most annoying about prats like this is the psychological damage they will do to the bus driver who eventually kills him.

They need to install lasers on red lights to incinerate all red light jumpers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sat 23 May 2015, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Supposedly the cyclist has commented
saying his front brake cable snapped. That would explain the squeal stopping.

Nevertheless, if you can't stop safely under any conditions, you are driving recklessly, and that probably deserves a fine.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 23 May 2015, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post What a prick.
That junction has 3 lanes of traffic where the bus came from and is one way, if he'd have gotten further than the bus he would have just been taken out by a car in one of the other two lanes.

Knob.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 23 May 2015, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post How can you ride a bike on the roads of London
and not take extra care?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 23 May 2015, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post This video is in Manchester on Oxford Road.
I ride down it quite a bit, it's fucking awful, you need to be very careful, especially as there are massive bumps all over the edge of the road, it's easy to fall off your bike into traffic due to hitting one of them.

I try not to ride in London, i really hate it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 23 May 2015, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post oh
well, same thing applies. And northern drivers are mental!
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 23 May 2015, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Racist!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 23 May 2015, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ; )

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 23 May 2015, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I spent way too long thinking it must be Edinburgh because of the bike festival and the accent
but it just looked like Manchester, so I googled the Gentings Casino in Manchester because I had to know. And here you solved the mystery hours earlier.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 23 May 2015, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post lemon entry

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 23 May 2015, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It's just a shame the rear wheel missed his head.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 23 May 2015, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Could only have been funnier
with a Looney Tunes style spreadeagle followed by a slow slide onto the floor.
 (Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Sat 23 May 2015, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Good point and excellent username.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 23 May 2015, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I'mma gonna click "I like this"
just cos everyone who jumps a red should hit a bus.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 23 May 2015, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree, not necessarily get mangled by one, just splat into the side of one and humiliated in front of lots of people.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 23 May 2015, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post What happens when the bus jumps a red light?
Paradox in the bus lane contiuum?
 (I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sat 23 May 2015, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he felt like a twat

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 May 2015, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post and then he crashed into the bus

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 23 May 2015, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope the guy who ran up to him after hitting the bus just stood there, pointing and laughing at him.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 23 May 2015, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://youtu.be/igCrZ23QJ0Q
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 24 May 2015, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post guilty!

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This is a normal post 30 seconds until they stop serving breakfast

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 23 May 2015, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post so near yet so far

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ŲŠ(●ĖŽĖƒ•)Ûļ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 23 May 2015, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I ride through red lights all the time on my bike
but it's more treating them like give way signs. Slow down, look both ways, and if the intersection is clear, proceed. This bloke was just a poor rider.
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 24 May 2015, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post because
you'd definitely never make a mistake and get nailed by a truck doing 35mph.

no. never.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Mon 25 May 2015, 10:43, Reply)