Loving this review, comedy gold...
I'm retarded, but I think this book really helped me understand. God gave Aids to the babies in Africa so at some point, maybe after a cartoon, a glass of warm milk, and a nice afternoon nap, I could decide to play around with the free will given to me by the Savior and assert it in either choosing to help or choosing to ignore them. Wow! God must really love me to do that for me. I kind of feel bad for the babies in Africa, but instead I'm going to be the most famous retarded country singer in the world and I'm going to win a Grammy - thank you God. I really want to do a duet with Hank Williams Jr. and maybe even do some cocaine together. Anyway, keep an eye out for me and my album. If a retard like me could see the light, than you can too. God bless all, and thank you for this great book.
(Vegard M VindheimFuck your dreams, Fuck your life., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:16,
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Haha
Religion turns sane people into spazmos so what will this do to people that are spazmos already? Turn them into B3tans?
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:34,
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i liket this one
I assumed 'Helping the Retarded To Know God' would be a little like 'Windows for Dummies'
(magnum, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:35,
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Where's the stop button on this Internet thing?
It's done, it's over - you just won!
"She has chewed all of her other books to bits and made large nests out of the remains just so there are no other options and I am forced to read her this book."
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:09,
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Wow, some of the comments on the reviews are just /priceless/...
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:12,
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Fuck me, this wins everythin g.
I saw this five minutes ago, and have only now regained enough composure to type this. Best. Book. Ever.
(The Awful Puppy Bakeryis still bored, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 21:57,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I love this!!!! Brilliant.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Sun 15 Jul 2012, 22:41,
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The title alone is enough
Shame there isn't a 'look inside' option.
(Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 11:43,
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Does it also work with mongs and spastics?
Just askin'
(trevorthecat, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:18,
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I think it's been removed,just this second
so glad I saved the image of the book and posted it on facebook
(CysticSpazzGlandhas just puwked on your mum, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:17,
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