Article on kids in pubs.
The comments get a bit shouty, as you'd expect. Right, I'm off to the pub.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:50,
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already there...
it IS friday after all....
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:58,
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Bastard
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:04,
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=(
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:07,
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A fine article, and completely correct
I was once in a pub garden in Camberwell having some dinner when some woman got out a potty for her tot to do a shit in. I have not been to South London since.
(JahledThree shades of black, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:06,
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Ahahahaha
Why that tickled me so I have no idea.
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:08,
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Completely true
Kids are lovely and everything, but there should be at least one place in life where I can socialise free from their mental, hyperactive antics; namely a pub. All the dads I know kinda of agree
(JahledThree shades of black, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:15,
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I totally agree, I'm not even a dad.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:25,
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If I take Freya to a pub
It's for dinner, and only to a family one. I want to go pub to drink, get drunk, throw up, make an arse out of myself, try and get off with a radiator then piss myself lying in the carpark with no top on. I'm sure my daughter doesn't want to witness that...
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:27,
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That's sort of it really
You don't behave in a pub as if it was a tea party. I don't want to watch my language or tone down rowdy behavior because someone has brought their kids to a pub, their presence kills the atmosphere
(JahledThree shades of black, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:36,
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Thats why we have these things called cafes and restaraunts.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:52,
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Thats classy
round our way they just scooch them a few inches back on the picnic tables and they shit there. Then the family moves to a different table.
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:09,
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I'm going to try that technique.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:37,
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I do
works well, no one suspects a thing.
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:07,
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CaC
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:21,
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The thing is
parents are right in principle that it is hard work having kids and they do need to live their lives and people should be a bit more tolerant. However, kids in pubs are just bloody annoying. It's a definite no no any time after dark, and even during the day it's only acceptable if they're sat down, well behaved, and not screaming.
(SnowyTheWereRabbitthe Leporid from Hell, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:21,
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Quite right too
though the chap who bangs on about Organic and Gastro pubs in islington should be made to ONLY drink in pubs with kids in them
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:55,
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I'm in a pub right now, but that's because I'm the manager.
We've got two bars, one child-friendly and one child-free, and yet people still manage to complain. "I want to take my son into the front bar." "Why are there bloody kids in here?" You can't please everyone all of the time. Actually, it's a struggle pleasing anyone sometimes.
(Paolo Nutini's BikiniBetter than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:02,
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I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!
(Pig Bodine., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:28,
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Hello? How can I help?
I know some good jokes about peanuts.
(Paolo Nutini's BikiniBetter than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:29,
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go on...
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:39,
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You certainly know how to placate me.
(Pig Bodine., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:45,
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Pompous and misses the concept of a "public" house.
(PhosphorBurnedEyesSwastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:16,
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Ah, like "public" schools.
(Pig Bodine., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:29,
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I fucking hate kids and pubs
so they can go there and piss as many people off as they like the little cunts.
(Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:30,
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KIPaC
but non-smokers hogging the outside tables are my pet peeve.
It's over, you won, you now have the inside of the pub! Yes, but it's nicer out here, and would you mind not smoking at the next table to us?
(fecklerhttps://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:38,
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