I'm just reading some of the archives to see if the rest of the website matches up to the quality title.
How on earth did you stumble across this? Do I want to know?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:42, Reply)
i love you a little bit!
*click*
Edit: will you marry me!?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:52, Reply)
Run by the Daily Fail.
Also- that site reminds me of the good ol' days when I was on AOL and having an awesome website was all about having the most coolest gifs and pointless javascript. Shame I'm muted at the moment, I expect its got a sweet midi file going on as well.
Edit: Sweet midi- check!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:54, Reply)
that they are responsible for this filth.
Or maybe we should inform the Express first for extra giggles
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:15, Reply)
"she started to shake her hips from side to side seductively, delicately spraying him with gallons upon gallons of dinosaur sex pheromones she had in some gland that all velociraptors had but that didn't get fossilised with the rest of them because it was too soft somehow"
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:04, Reply)
"Joffrey began to lightly rub the area around her velocigina with his chin..."
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 9:44, Reply)
"As Ellie was discovering the true horror of being the condom in Tyrannosaurs/Velociraptor sex game, Grant emerged from the broken fossil remnants and preceded to teabag the dead raptor next to him"
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:18, Reply)
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(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:31, Reply)
*fwah-uff* for the final spluff producing *fwap*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:47, Reply)
"As his burning erection tightened his pants, he started to regret wearing crotch less briefs, even if it was crotch less Thursday."
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:38, Reply)
"The Brachiosaur, slowly moved towards the door and nuzzled it open. It continued to move towards Hammond, who by now was quivering with excitement. He could feel the beast's breath on his shrivelled balls - and he liked it. The Brachiosaur extended it's huge, slimy tongue and gently unbuttoned John's fly. As John's twitching shaft popped out, he ... Read moregasped as the cold air caught him by surprise. The Brachiosaur took a few seconds to gaze upon John's hardon in the kind of amazement only cloned vertebrate was able to express, then thrust forward, taking all of it in deep..."
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:56, Reply)
this is so incredibly funny that I dont even know what to say
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 0:09, Reply)
Every once in a while, when you think the seam of internets LOLZ has been mined dry, a gem turns up
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 0:25, Reply)
"Just as Malcolm hit this peak, his dinosaur sex friend emitted a high pitched shrieking, and suddenly a small multicolored frill emerged from around its neck. Still ball deep inside the now hissing beast, Malcolm felt a strange numb, burning sensation down below as the Dilophosaurus spat something all over his groin. A heartbeat later, the sensation grew to a terrible burning pain. As he pulled out of his personal juicy Jurassic jizz jug, he stared down in abject horror to see that the creature’s foul poison had turned his groin into a bloodied gooey insult to his sexual classification. Malcolm looked up, hoping for the pity of whatever God was observing, only to see Grant and the kids, mouths agape, staring at him from a tree branch."
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 0:46, Reply)
"A few minutes later, Hammond emerged from his personal triceratops toilet tent, and, still head to toe in week-old dung, hugged his new dinosaur lover. The rest of his tour group might well be muttering their disappointments now, but for John Hammond, it had been a fantastic afternoon."
somebody pass the mind bleach
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:50, Reply)
Open the cage!!!
Laughing like feck reading these :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:40, Reply)
best line on the first page: "...a phenomenal achievement made even more impressive by the loss of those who didn't make it past Jeff Goldblum's home security system on our last group picnic. They will be sorely missed, and 2009 will be a year dedicated to our fallen comrades..."
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:07, Reply)
As Ellie was discovering the true horror of being the condom in Tyrannosaurs/Velociraptor sex game, Grant emerged from the broken fossil remnants and preceded to teabag the dead raptor next to him.....
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:43, Reply)