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This is a link post CakePlate I made this!
Anal about portion sizes? Determined not to get screwed over for 'afters'? Fear no more, simply print out the CakePlate and slip it under the cake before slicing...
 (driverchris, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Computer says no
Houston, we have a red x situation... over.


Edit: The pic in the link that is, just a resizing image placeholder, with a red x in the top left corner.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post the cake is a lie!
for you
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post :'(
I deserve cake too!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Have one with special colourful flame candles
mostlikely2.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/birthday_cake_candles_t1.jpg It's what all the kids are spittling over this year.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks :D
I didn't know you could get multi-coloured flames, that's pretty cool
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That's HUGE.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Kinda needs to be
Unless you plan to divide a cupcake among 7 people.
 (ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously, I want an invite to whoever made that's house
if they divide cakes that big into 3 portions :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Me Casa is sue Casa


btw, bring cake.
 (driverchris, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you noticed spammy spammerson down there has deleted one of his threads?
There goes our intellectual and enlightening discussions about Will Mellor and Colonel Santiago's poo.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean you want to CONTINUE talking about my poo?!
I had a particularly bad Guinness poo this weekend...

EDIT: Incidentally, I was expecting it.
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope?
Thought not

;D
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post No, no, go on.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I woke up at 8:30 Friday morning
and was awake until 2:30 Sunday morning with no sleep. That, combined with the copious amounts of Guinness consumed, seemed to have played havoc with my bowels come sunday evening.

My toilet looked like it was consuming death's placenta.
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Photo?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry,
Not even I am that messed up...
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post A beautiful thing, no more bickering.
Can I request a similar one for steak, chips and peas?
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post And what about the square cakes?
Anarchy still okay for those?
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Anarchy in the new cakes?
hangs head feigning shame
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Just put a bicycle wheel on top and stand on the edges.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The best way to deal with cake is to slice it up with a noticably larger piece (but not too large)
then offer the pieces around and everyone will be too polite to take the largest one. Leaving it for you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Genius

(I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post This wouldn't work with my brother
Who has a hawklike ability to gauge the largest slice of any cake.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I the only one who is perplexed
as to what happens to the extra cake that would be left if I were to cut it into 7 pieces?

You sir have left me in a quandary. A QUANDARY!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Got any spare cake mate?
Spare us some cake?
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Get your own cake
tramp boy!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post *tramps off to a cake kitchen*

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post You wanna geek it?
Make a scaled up version of one of these: www.amazon.co.uk/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=apple+slicers&tag=googhydr-21&index=garden&hvadid=2390324186&ref=pd_sl_40dq5o4y42_b

Perfect portions everytime. Well as long as you line it up right. Damn now you;ve gott go make something that lines up cake to fit the cutter.

What about odd shape cakes? Now I need to find an auto mass calculator thingy....
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that the apple slicer is actually just
Captain Wow's suggestion.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the apple slicers might be a little but older than Captin Wow's idea
so may have the right to sue him for intellectual copyright theft (or not as the case may be)

Anyways, using a bike wheel vs making your own customised cake slicer with an alignment rig, no contest.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I always cut my cake
into four peices because I doubt I could eat six.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:49, Reply)