
Not Ronseal on grounds of clearly being on a table.
Gross anyway. Boil the fuck out of it.
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:27, Reply)

clams don't give a shit
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:29, Reply)

Heh tonguey, should draw eyes on it.
*puts salt on nob & orders clams.
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:28, Reply)

If I was sat on a salt-covered table I'd probably do the same.
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 20:50, Reply)

( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Gonna show them that video now.
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 23:23, Reply)

God knows what they'd come up with...
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:10, Reply)

The worrying thing is, my B3ta age appears to be higher than my mental one!
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:23, Reply)

they should have put garlic and butter on the table. Yummy self seasoning food!
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)

I'd never expected to want a pet clam, but there's the inspiration.
( , Sun 8 Jul 2012, 22:24, Reply)

It's trying to bury itself into the table and the salt is harming it:
www.newstatesman.com/blogs/sci-tech/2012/07/horrifying-truth-behind-horrifying-clam-video
( , Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:48, Reply)