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This is a normal post I would like to see Danny Dyer in the crystal maze on acid
I fink that would be good telly
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
i agree
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post "On Acid"
has become a kind of unimaginative shorthand for "but kerrazy!!!11!" of late but in this case DuffGardens has a real point. One of the funniest things about Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is the way he takes his hallucinations so seriously:

Terrible things were happening all around us. Right next to me a huge reptile was gnawing on a woman’s neck, the carpet was a blood-soaked sponge—impossible to walk on it, no footing at all. “Order some golf shoes,” I whispered. “Otherwise, we’ll never get out of this place alive. You notice these lizards don’t have any trouble moving around in this muck—that’s because they have claws on their feet.”

and you just know Dyer's complaining would push exactly this comedy button. He'd be overwhelmed by simple things and it would be wonderful.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post "there's an electric snake in the sky"
"shoot it"
"not yet, I want to study its habits"
 (horrid, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post yes i didn't mean on acid as in a whacky version
literally on psychedelics and struggling with a simple concept - i think it was when he said Brexit is a "mad riddle" that gave me the idea. you dont wanna describe things as a mad riddle if you want to be taken seriously. (unless you're on acid ).
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Brian Blessed (also on acid) shouting at him from outside the locked door.

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely crystal meth
would be more apposite
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Trotters lols

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I held a door open to him once
he was very polite
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post is there anyone left who thinks this is going to end well?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. Idiots.

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!1!

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh shit I'm on fire
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably
But I have them on ignore
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Scuse me but you missed one....

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
Yes I did
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It's nice that we all got this Brexit shit out of our collective system.
Have we all stop giving a shit, or are we just tired of calling each other racists / libtards?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post No. Remainers are determined that it doesn't, and will do anything to make sure it fails. The worst of both worlds looms. Still, you've really shown those thick old pricks with their poxy blue passports, eh Benny? You told us so, didn't you love?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Boring.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post worst of both worlds: mass unemployment, hyperinflation and straight bananas

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Believing that something is unlikely to be successful
is not the same as going out of your way to encourage it to fail.

I think you'll find there are very few remainers who actually want their country to get all fucked up, but I understand they're a convenient scapegoat in the event they turn out to have been correct.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you more or less likely have a good deal in a negotiation if you don't believe one is possible?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post they're just not believing it enough
Come on lads, BELIEVE
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Last time I checked I wasn't involved in the negotiations

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank goodness for that.
Pulling your pants down and presenting your bottom like an in season baboon was never going to do us any good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s got about the same chance of delivering a successful outcome though.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the spirit. That's what I love about remainers, their unwavering negativity. You are all weirdly conservative too; a future beyond the EU is inconceivable to your massive brains.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Brexit: The only topic where pragmatic realism is considered a character flaw.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You're the only person who thinks private Frazer was a pragmatic realist.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 7:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'll find very many remainers would be delighted to settle with a fudged compromise where we remain in the customs union and have full alignment with EU regulation vis à vis trade. Worst possible outcome.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post The worst possible outcome is almost certainly a hard brexit.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The referendum made no mention of a 'hard Brexit' or a 'soft Brexit'. These are just weasel word terms invented after the event.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop overthinking it everyone

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Eventually, it'll end well
When we rejoin and have a big party
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post He done a swear!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
Proper. Gaff.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 15:59, Reply)