Funny Fox Noises
I made this!
Just filmed these guys in my garden. Seems their sunbathing noises are the same as their sex noises.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)
We have foxes behind our house...
always sounds like a child is being murdered when they start humping.
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:02,
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I live on the outskirts of London.
We're completely overrun with the little bastards. It's hard to find them cute, especially when you're woken by the noise they make.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:27,
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I live on the inskirts of london
And have the same problem.
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mookay immune to icons since, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 18:06,
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They chucked one of the fuckers
out of the Shard not so long ago. By which I mean they trapped it and took it away rather than actually throwing it out the window. Which I'd probably have done. The little bastards.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 19:17,
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Well, as you know
Foxes have as much right to live as every other creature as they have evolved alongside us. So, if people don't like them being somewhere, they'll just have to think of ways to fence them off from where you don't want them to be. It's the humans' problem , not theirs.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:34, Reply)
Or we can throw them out of windows
Either works.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:36,
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I'd have shot 'em
if it was my garden. Especially if it was the garden my kids played in.
But I don't have a gun so i'd probably throw potatoes or something.
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underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 18:31,
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Super soaker filled with lemon or orange drink
They hate citrus and have to clean themselves with their tongues, they won't come back in a hurry.
Works a treat on cats too }:-)
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Hellzapoppin, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 19:16,
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Thanks for the advice
on the fox thing, but I like cats and i'd let them sunbathe in my garden all day long. They don't eat children.
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underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 19:26,
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Do foxes eat children?
outside of fairytales and whatnot.
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mookay immune to icons since, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:32,
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maybe not
but they have attacked peoples pets.
Foxes are cold killers. They go into a frenzy and will kill everything around them when able. I once lost 14 ducks to one fox in a single night - it just tore them into bloody chunks and left the bits lying around.
Best solution is a shooting and poison cull. Kill all of the fuckers before one actually does attack a child. That will happen eventually as they get bigger & bolder.
Anyone who keeps livestock knows how foxes are.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:44, Reply)
If they can get to livestock they will kill everything to store for food for later
If disturbed they won't go back though, hence the reputation as cold blooded murderers.
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Hellzapoppin, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:01,
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From everything I have read on the subject
Foxes simply do not attack humans. Like cats, they just don't dig on dudes.
You seem to be fearmongering a problem that doesn't exist.
edit: also, cats are cold blooded killers. When I was younger I came home from school to find a birds nest on the lawn, with an entire family of birds neatly executed and arranged. It spooked me something rotten.
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mookay immune to icons since, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:37,
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Control numbers if there is a problem
But don't make up tales about what they do and why.
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Hellzapoppin, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:44,
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who's making up tales?
my experiences with foxes have not been good. I can only base my opinions on experience. You are Chris Packham AICMFP
(, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:49, Reply)
Actually you can base your opinions on facts
You implied something about fox behaviour that isn't true, something that is a common misconception, that they kill and leave the dead animals behind for shits and giggles.
They've just learn't to store food for the winter. When numbers get too high they inevitably come into conflict with people as they like a lot of the same food as us.
Chris Packham is ace. But I got this info from Sir Attenborough.
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Hellzapoppin, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:16,
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i apologise then
us country folks have obviously been under the wrong impression for several generations.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:36, Reply)
Humans are the worst vermin on the planet.
Also...go back to reading the Daily Mail.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:46, Reply)
I think a fox attacked some kids last year
www.bbc.co.uk/news/10251349
Or did this turn out to be made up? I can't remember.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 7:39, Reply)
foxes
no a proper gun would do the job.... you could dip the bullets in lemon juice though...
(, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:38, Reply)
