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This is a link post I helped this guy who a bit of a retard I made this!
I am here to help.
 (Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You should DEFINITELY be posting this over in /talk also.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately she's not took your advice
shame on her
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you for your tips....
Remember, if I can help you, I will.
 (Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post are you friends with
albion gray perchance?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post haha probably

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post and there was another one of his mates here last week too!
someone must be telling them that if they want to make it in comedy they must be accepted at b3ta :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post accepted
or rejected?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post they come to be accepted
but get rejected :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post arf

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Who
is Albion Gray?
 (Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post a VERY unfunny gentleman that cannot accept a little constructive criticism

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably the world's greatest comedian.
He done a sketch about his Dad dying and we all fell about laughing. Not that the subject was inappropriate, you understand, but because his comedy timing, acting and script was second to none.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post the best bit was when he deleted the whole thread
FUNNY, FUNNY GUY!
 (I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That was my favourite bit too.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post a bit like Stubbo then?
comedy timing, acting and script was second to none
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooooooooh
So this link we're all commenting on was supposed to be funny? Or should that be 'funneh'? I can't tell.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know...
I am Chris Eubank :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You're a Bockthser

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post An aspiring comedian who tried to use B3ta to improve his career, much like you seem to be doing.
It didn't go well for him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yikes, I went to
get my roasted veg out of the oven and loads has happened... Is everyone OK?
 (Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post why are you driving the bad feeling towards yourself?
is it a defense mechanism thing...

or are you just baiting...cos either way...its a bit sad innit?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I...
just want to help people innit.
 (Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post and by help people you mean
beg for their attention...

well you're ankles must be getting wet...cos you had loads of attention...

be sure to not upload the cam-show of that.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I turn my back on links for 5 minutes, are you let a retard in.
What's the matter with you lot?

Sheesh.

Stubbo - no spam!
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post im sure its all albion gray

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Albion to his fucking case if he doesn't fuck off.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Beg
is a little harsh but funnily enough, I am looking into getting fully tooled up with a webcam.
 (Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds painful.

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post *drops monocle*
I didn't know there was much of a market for Beiber-porn.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh hang on...
...am I being compared to Beiber? Again?
 (Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post *Hands in pocket, looks shy, kicks stone*

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post have you tried radio
you have the face for it.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh,
that's a bit harsh you ugly cunt.


;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah i wear my badge of
disfigurement with pride.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post roasted veg out of the oven?
is this an innuendo of which I have been hitherto unaware?



of
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post searching online...
youve appeared on a couple of bills together...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post "WEB SENSATION"
rachelstubbings.com/films/coffee/

*memory fails*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought I had seen her
somewhere before..
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Yeah!
I remember that now. I thought that was a funny sketch.

The agony aunt thing is shit though.
 (I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post OH DEAR!
Maybe the problems she should be fixing should be with her memory then!

"STUBBO SPAM"
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I think my first day at b3ta went really well

(Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen people
have worse. Like albion gray.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post and matey boy from Bristol,
Jacob Dyer?
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I sort of miss him!
If only for the comments he received.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It could've been worse.
I remember one person called ernie_bollocks who seemed to delight on just being unpleasant.

Hey Stubbo, chin up. At least you're taking part in stuff, which is to your credit.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post HEHEHEH!
ernie_bollocks he was my favourite :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post and of course
Joe Guevara and Phorecite
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, ernie_bollocks, wherever you are...
...you shall not be forgotten. Legend. Or Bellend, can't decide.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post oh for fucks sake, missed it. Any bones left to chew on?

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks guys
really appreciate the support.
 (Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post No problem
Comics often get a harsh time in here, especially if they tell us they are funny instead of letting people make their own minds up. What you have done correctly is join in the chat. The ones that don't get far worse treatment.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.
I also miss Phorecite & that young blond chap from california.
I found the massive lack of self-awareness & inability to interact both charming & frustrating in equal measures.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Phorecite's only ever reply was..
"you try it you knobhead" or something to that effect

But his rapping skills were unique :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I missed him
Pity, I think we would have been friends.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post He used the word 'faggot', which quite buttered my angry popcorn..
I wish I could remember the blond youngster who kept posting shit videos on /links of him & his mates.
Ooh, it's going to annoy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You make sure you come back now
and join in proper like. It's nice here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah were like a community
with pitchforks.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post And cats and dogs.
And cocks made of glass.

And debate centred around cycling/driving.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear, that's a fairly accurate summation of /links
How depressing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Does the 'titties' thing help get you an easier ride here?
just seeing if I should stop the diet,like and all and indeed
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I like titties. They make me laugh.
Vaginas though- stuff of nightmares.

Does that, in any way, answer your question?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post yes and no
and yes again. ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey there, Rachel. I don't know if you're still reading
but I hope you're not too put off by the rather harsh treatment you've received here. I think you posted your weakest material, though.
"Coffee" is very funny, and I liked the one about jealousy, too (although the direction owed a bit too much to "Spaced")
Stick around!
 (I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *woop* *woop*
GROOMING ALERT GROOMING ALERT
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
I think Rachel might be batting for the other side, so to speak, but I'm willing to stand corrected.
 (I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
stand be
corrected fellated
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post if you insist...

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not a gay.
Believe it or not.
 (Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post roasted veg says otherwise

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post properlols

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I am standing
in a suitably corrected way.
I think it was the "Gay Scene Magazine" quote that threw me.

*adjusts gaydar*
 (I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post your work here is done

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I did it...
Thank you! Spot the novice...
 (Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post uh-oh

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel awful
*hangs head in shame*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post She might be ok
if she can keep her head above water.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh...
...hang about Mr.Tab Were you pulling my plonker?
 (Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm..... I think you may just fit in here after all. Though you don't have a 'plonker', do you?
And keep those titties away from me!!
*screams*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You're
alright you are and nope, no plonker. Rumbled again!
 (Stubbo, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Rumbled'
Is that what it's called, now?
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Lucky escape
Tabby was about to go full throttle groom.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Quiet you

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you very fucking much, you bellend.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU LOVE IT YOU SLaaaaaaaaaaaaag.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine, if you will, Blakey from On The Buses
going 'I hate you links.'
 (I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Being called 'bellend' by a talkmong
is not massively upsetting tbh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Jokey banter, innit.
No offence.
 (I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I know. No offence meant.
And I feel awful about sending Thingy to /talk too.
(mind the thread over there is pretty bloody funny)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Harsh
but fair.
 (I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do I feel a need to don a viking helmet
And sit in a cafe singing 'Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamity spam'?
 (Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Spam Spam Spam Spam
Loverly SPAM!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post pssst
community, joining in, etc
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Dear vacuous person with terrible, self-serving blog
Go away.
Regards,
The Internet.


PS: On a completely unrelated note, have you seen lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/ ?
 (I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't people
pretty much say that to you 11 months ago? :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Touché

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post TERRIBLE BULLYING GOING ON HERE
And I don't look like a lesbeen :'(
And I didn't post my blog.
So NER
 (I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post "as infectious – and welcome – as crabs"
are some words on the internet
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Dear lord I actually just watched the vids
I think - I THINK - it's supposed to be funny...
 (Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Two self serving posts.
Nice. I'm no clicking on your stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Humour. Not as easy as it looks, is it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Studdo, have you seen this guy, I think you could work with him.
www.jamescartercomedy.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Birds of a feather...
 (The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post what's all this then?

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post It's low fucking poly!

(I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Every time there's some drama on /links I'm at fucking work!
INCONSIDERATE BASTARDS!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:33, Reply)