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This is a link post Kim Jong Un executes Defense Chief with anti-aircraft gun.
executes vapourises

There are some utterly brutal beings on this planet. I'm scared.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 13 May 2015, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post should have shot him out of a cannon first

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 13 May 2015, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post dressed as Orville would have been entertaining also
but really, 'utter cunt murders utter cunt in an utter cunt manner' - who gives a shit?

Plus, given the huge and instant damage an anti-aircraft gun would do to you, isn't it one of the most merciful ways to execute someone?
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 13 May 2015, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post haha yeah, i wish i could fry
yeah if i'm going to be executed i want them to make sure i'm dead, i don't want sloppy seconds. reminds me of a scene from blackadder - "you might notice a slight ringing in your ears, luckily you'll be nowhere near them"
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 13 May 2015, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah.
Dignitas are looking into it as we speak.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 13 May 2015, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I hear bomb vests are pretty quick too

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It's what Terry Pratchett chose in the end.
In spite of the vest clashing with his hat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just reading this
He is clearly a James Bond villain. Having his uncle torn to pieces by dogs, and now this guy quite literally blown into a spray of red flesh, because he fell asleep of something.

It's most probably all real as well, that's what is so dark about North Korea
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 13 May 2015, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
Sales of amphetimines must be soaring
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Wed 13 May 2015, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not surprised
The reality seems to have been pretty grim:

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/11572789/Satellite-images-capture-North-Korea-executions-carried-out-with-anti-aircraft-guns.html

The basic idea of these canons is to intercept and tear apart fast moving metal objects - planes. It's pretty unimaginable the effect on flesh
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
canon

noun

(Christianity) a Church decree enacted to regulate morals or religious practices
(often plural) a general rule or standard, as of judgment, morals, etc
(often plural) a principle or accepted criterion applied in a branch of learning or art
(Roman Catholic Church) the complete list of the canonized saints
(Roman Catholic Church) the prayer in the Mass in which the Host is consecrated
a list of writings, esp sacred writings, officially recognized as genuine
a piece of music in which an extended melody in one part is imitated successively in one or more other parts See also round (sense 31), catch (sense 33)
a list of the works of an author that are accepted as authentic
(formerly) a size of printer's type equal to 48 point
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey.
Despite the horror, it's so unimaginable I'm finding myself sniggering at this.

Edit: Also, Seoul is a snitch. No wonder the North don't get on with them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 13 May 2015, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post He also tried to poison his aunt, apparently.
Still love Margaret Cho's portrayal of him (and his dad) on 30 Rock.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 13 May 2015, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, the lovely Margaret Cho...
Her stand-up/stage work is great - esp. when she rips the piss out of her mum. I just skip over the bits where when she goes on an on about how fabulous the homosexualists are.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Wed 13 May 2015, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post didn't the British tie Indians to cannons during the Indian Rebellion

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 13 May 2015, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. Yes we did.
We got the idea from the Indians (or the Mughals) in the first place though.

Lots of horror during the Mutiny (or "First War of Independence" as the Indians call it). My favourite(?) story is about how the rebellious sepoys murdered lots of men, women and children in a small barracks building in Cawnpore. When the British recaptured the place, they made the mutineers lick a section of the floor clean of blood before they were carted away for execution.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post The siege of Cawnpore was a shitty episode in history.
The Indians allowed a few people to leave the city, and then killed them anyway. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Cawnpore#Satichaura_Ghat_massacre
This isn't to say that the behavior of the Brits in colonial India was permanently above reproach...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the only way they'll learn.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 13 May 2015, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Good to see the old British traditions being kept alive.
Or not
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 13 May 2015, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty quick way to go, death by .22 could be a bit slower
Or cake.
Cake or Death? :)
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 13 May 2015, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post it's the only way to make sure his winged soul doesn't fly off

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he delivers a quippy one liner just before sentences are passed like all good villains should.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post "Unlike you, Mr Un, I'm not afraid
of a little flak"
 (I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ak Ak!

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha i can see the raised eyebrow!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 13 May 2015, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Woot!

(I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 13 May 2015, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I'ld feel a bit more sympathy if he wasnt part of a totalitarian rule responsible countless deaths
Monsters turning on monsters.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 May 2015, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe that is the idea...
..Kim Jong-un is going to kill them all off one by one and then call a snap election.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 13 May 2015, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Could be some propaganda from the south.
The only evidence of it happening is a satellite image showing anti-aircraft guns in a place where they don't normally put them.

That's not to say he's not a nutjob
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 13 May 2015, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post its all very well being killed and executed by an anti aircraft gun just for one man
but wont any one think of the other passengers on the plane?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 13 May 2015, 15:32, Reply)